Newt Scamander: the Hufflepuffiest Hufflepuff to ever Hufflepuff
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*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*
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I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
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when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
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some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space
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If I cut you off, I’m not waiting for you to come to your senses. It means I waited too long. It means I’m done. It means stay away from me. All that.
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every time i fall for someone new i’m just like ok. what lesson will come out of this this time
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basically just keep killing the presidents until u get one whos a decent human being
it’s been a while since a president has been assassinated it’s time to spice things up in that area
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me: 2016 couldn’t get any worse
2016:
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guys I think I might be a slob
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yeah this tumblr is somehow waking up, i guess
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