honor christ by wearing your butt plug to church
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a cat: *touches me with its small hand*
me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
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obsessed with this bench
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*pushes tear back into eye* not now
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people who dont double text are in such mental prisons. i will text seven times if it requires it
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eating an extremely juicy pear above the sink. life's simple pleasures
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Things are gonna keep happening….so…find a way to deal with that…
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loving men isnt a curse it's a game and i'm winning
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so sick and twisted that i can't do everything and learn everything in the world all at once forever
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no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday
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I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me
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seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming
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'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc
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Oh to have a dagger strapped to my thigh
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"I could look it up but it's more fun asking friends" gang
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I need an emergency exit from my mind
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