Can we acknowledge how beautiful cumulus is

Edited my "All The Ghouls" portrait a little ways back.

“mom i frew up” ass stance

y’know something we don’t talk about enough as a fandom is that it’s genuinely canon that copia humps things when he’s drunk

Phantom loves bats, he carries his bat stuffy everywhere (its name is nightmare) but what people dont know is that phantom also loves spiders. The other ghouls find this so strange. If ghouls or even siblings kill a spider in the ministry they have to hide it before phantom sees because he will rage. And then when he calms down he goes to papa’s office with tears in his eyes and the little spider in his hands and papa will go into to the garden with phantom to give the spider back to the earth and its family all while whispering “va bene, piccolo pipistrello, il ragno è in un posto migliore adesso. la sua famiglia perdonerà“

Dew: "Sometimes I put Dewdles in a sling to carry him around, because he likes to go on walks with me, but he's too wiggly to walk on most surfaces without struggling. Well, yesterday I took him to the store with me to buy some snacks, and Swiss tagged along, and some poor woman came up and went, 'Awww, is that your baby?' and Swiss, this motherfucker, decided to pipe up and said... You tell them what you fucking said." Swiss, looking off to the side: "I told her, 'We haven't gotten the paternity test results back yet, but I'm banking on no.' and made things awkward in the cracker aisle." Dew, nodding: "You made things awkward in the cracker aisle." Swiss: "Still waiting on those results though." Dew: "He's an imp, Swiss, not a baby." Swiss, thinking: "Funny that you called him your 'wittle baby man' just ten minutes ago..." Dew: "...shut up."

Omega, standing in front of the whiteboard: "Okay, I hereby call this meeting of the Quintessence Council to order. First things first, I'd like to take a head count. Aether?" Aether, leaning back in his chair: "Present." Omega: "Aeon?" Aeon, facedown on the table: "Here." Omega: "Delta?" Delta, bullying Dew via text: "Here." Omega, looking around the room: "No Swiss today?" Aether, reaching over and lowering Delta's phone onto the table: "He's leaning more towards his fire side right now, so he's at the bonfire with Ifrit and Alpha, and before you ask, because I know you worry, Dew's on greenhouse duty with the earth elementals and the other water/water hybrids." Omega, relieved: "Good, now we don't have to worry about any fights..." Aeon, sitting upright: "So what's our topic for today?" Omega, turning the whiteboard around, showing the text 'Group Therapy: How Not To Be Burned By Your Emotions' on it: "...The fire ghouls were in here yesterday I see..." -erasing it- "We need ideas for the church fundraiser." Delta: "Are we finally going to make that calendar we keep joking about?" Aether: "The sexy one or the one with the Papas as frogs?" Aeon: "Sexy frogs?" Omega, actually writing these ideas down: "I was thinking something like a bake sale, but I'm down for whatever really-"

Ghouls getting sick for the first time topside are always the most dramatic. coughing? Yeh you’re going to die. Sore throat? You are going to be in endless horrific pain forever.

The older ghouls and siblings try to convince new summons that they will be fine, but they aren’t having any of it.

Rain:No, I don’t, you’re the one to clog up the drain with all your long ass hair!

Dew:No I don’t! I always clean it after!

Rain:you sure!? Because last time I cleaned it I thought I picked up a dead hamster

Dew:Oh, you wanna play this game!

Dew:Your hair gets everywhere and when I use the soap bar it’s like I’m washing myself with one of Copias fucking rats!

Phantom:what kinda music are you guys into?

Dew:basically anything Metal

Rain:I love rock

Dew:you also love something that rimes with that

Swiss and phantom drove 3 hours to see them play live. Swiss ran away to the pit and got lost while phantom was at barricade having the time of his life, he joined in sitting on the floor rowing, filming Swiss crowd surfing, making friends with security, he even got a set list and a drumstick. They slept in the car because they wanted to find the hidden treasure (the plectrums) the next day and were up all night theorising about where they could be hidden.

This picture appeared on the bands twitter page the day after (yes this is me and my friend in the picture)

I think Swiss taught Phantom about the band Alestorm and now they listen to it together. Because come on- it's pirate metal. Of course Swiss listens to them. Its a silly gimmick. And Phantom likes them because pirates are cool.

Idk just a cute headcannon I think.

Dew, on a video call with Aeon: "Okay, Sparkles, this shit ain't rocket science; You're looking for the size 4 overnight pads, but instead of the bulk pack that has 40 in it, you're gonna get two of the mid-sized packs, because they have 33 a piece and that means 66 pads, but it'll be half the cost, since they're on sale, got it? Then we won't have to get those for a while... hopefully..." Aeon, staring at a wall of hygiene products: "Dew, I'm scared, why are there so many-" Dew: "Now is not the time for fear, Sparkles, that will come later, if you don't come back with the goods before Cumulus wakes up." Aeon, looking at the display, flipping the camera so Dew can see: "What's a tampon and why are the ladies on the box playing tennis?" Dew: "...To sate their bloodlust. How should I know? Fuckin' marketing bullshit, should have more dinosaurs and cool stuff like..." Aeon: "Vampire bats...?" Dew: "I like the way you think." Aeon: "...Why's there a random chocolate display over here?" Dew: "Focus, young one, focus." Aeon, filling up his shopping basket: "...Can I get a toy while I'm here? They have toys here, right?" Dew, sighing: "You may get one toy... But." Aeon: "But?" Dew: "...You have to get something for Cumulus, too." Aeon: "Done and done." -much later- Cumulus, being handed a grocery bag of random items: "Aw, buddy, what's this?" Aeon: "A sacrifice for the blood moon." Cumulus: "...For the blood moon." -taking out a stuffed t-rex with a shirt that says 'get well soon'- "...You're lucky you're cute."

About this page

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Hi I’m jam, im 19 and I’m a phantom ghoul enthusiast

(I’m also dyslexic please don’t come for my spelling)

I wright drabbles, rambles and prompts so feel free to take my ideas and run wild (please tag me so i can read them though) I used to wright fics for another fandom but dont have alot of motivation for it anymore. Hopefully in the future.

There will be NSFW reposts on my page however my blog is 16+ please respect the writer if they state MDNI

Leave me ideas in my chaos box please

Swiss: Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs Rain: Dew: Mountain: Phantom: Copia: Copia: what.......the fuck?

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Meliora Mountain enjoyers, come get your food

Ghouls getting sick for the first time topside are always the most dramatic. coughing? Yeh you’re going to die. Sore throat? You are going to be in endless horrific pain forever.

The older ghouls and siblings try to convince new summons that they will be fine, but they aren’t having any of it.

My little bug boy

Bug

He’s growing on me can you tell.. If anyone has phantom headcanons pls leave them in tags or comments or send them in, I like to observe him like a creature