George R.R. Martin got me like her

Zuko: There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping. 

 Azula:

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

this is sending me

What’s a simultaneous OSHA and HR violation you say? *pulls up monocle*

Why, it’s when two employees are RAILING on the RAILINGS *laughs oldtimely*

*nervous hostage laughter*

she says "oh you like that huh 😏" i tell her that's a most astute observation

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

I like when people mention “The Rains of Castamere” in their hotd fanfics cause I like to think the very alive Reynes of Castamere are sat in the corner of the feast going

So many vows...they make you swear and swear. Defend the king. Obey the king. Keep his secrets. Do his bidding. Your life for his. But obey your father. Love your sister. Protect the innocent. Defend the weak. Respect the gods. Obey the laws. It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or the other.

Queen Shireen Baratheon, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

Based on Holbein's Anne of Cleves

idk why gay boys are so obsessed with DL guys…all the worst hookups ive ever had have been with DL guys

the sexual tension between two parallel lines

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

Scream this is iconic….

my cutie mark came in and its a picture of me beating you to death with a large rock. i wonder what it means