Can I please request yandere judd from big mouth headcanons :)

I knew this was coming. I was waiting for the day 😭😭😭😭😭 This is such an old ask Pt 2, Pt 3

God, he's terrifying

And he knows it

He has a type [Emo girls like him] so he's surprised when he likes an idiot like you

You're his sister's friend which makes it even worse

And to add onto it, his stupid fucking brother, Nick, also has a stupid fucking crush on you

He will threaten to slit his brother's throat if he [Nick] dares to hit on you

"You're to young for her anyway-"

"Well, maybe, but at least she actually likes me and isn't scared of me."

"I'm going to fucking end you"

He's nicer to you than he is to other people

You usually ask him for [illegal] favors, because he's the only criminal you know, but it's always a last resort, because you're scared of him

When he buys alcohol for his sister's, Leah's, dumb parties, he buys a special one for you, because he knows you like it. It's the only 'illegal' thing you do, which he finds funny

"Oh, this is Y/n's favorite!" Leah exclaims excitedly, grabbing a bottle

"I know."

"Oh."

He doesn't want to, but he does end up asking Leah for help, because you're scared of him

"Aww, you have a crush on Y/n? That's actually super cute. It's like those romance movies where the opposites-"

"Shut up. I'm only asking, because she won't talk to me"

"Have you ever tried talk to her?"

"No, I've never tried that. Thank you for opening my eyes-"

"Okay Jackass, calm down or I won't help you."

Leah invites you over more, surprising you, and you learn more about her parents than you'd like to know. In fact you know more about them than you do yourself

"Oh my god, your parents are weird," You whisper to Leah, causing her to softly chuckle

"Yeah, I know. Imagine living with them"

"Aww, Jessi has a crush on Judd. That's cute and creepy" [Leah]

"You're such a fucking dick!" [Nick]

"Your girlfriend is a klepto, that's not my fault." [Judd]

"At least my crush isn't scared of me" [Nick]

Judd looks up from his food, glaring at Nick. Nick is scared but he has to stand his ground. "You better sleep with one eye open tonight. Because I'm going to be your worse nightmare."

Nick uses the fact that you think he's 'cute' against Judd

Whenever you come over, he [Nick] always makes sure to talk to you in front of Judd and be a 'cute kid'

Judd is protective of you and if you're ever thinking of doing something illegal, he'll talk you out of it

[Even though he'd love to do it with you, he doesn't want you getting in trouble. You're a good kid and he doesn't want to ruin that]

You make this man grow a conscious, lucky you

He'll let you have his shirts if you want them [It's kind of a throw back to Jessi stealing his shirts] [You can steal his shirts, he wouldn't mind. He'd find it pretty hot]

opposites attract pt5

Pt4 pt3 pt2 pt1

hey, I have no idea when I will post this but I hope you guys like it :) juddbirchx gn reader (spoilers kind off for season 7)

"good morning y/n," Judd said opening the door while carrying the breakfast he made for Y/n in one hand and his coffee in the same hand "Oh good morning, oh shit I'm late for school," Y/n said while getting up and putting on their shoes "wait at least take a bite from the sandwich you bitch" Judd said while holding up the sandwich he made "oh yea I forgot, well see you at school," y/n said running out the door

AT SCHOOL (lunch)

"hey I noticed you weren't at the cafeteria but I brought you food," y/n said holding the lunch tray in their hands and giving it to Judd "oh thank you bitch" Judd said while taking the tray from his partners hands "How has your day been" y/n asked still standing in the doorway of the basement "it has been shit" Judd said while taking a bite of his lunch "what about your day y/n" asked one of Judds friends which made Judd shout them a glare " well I took the test for that one class and I'm pretty sure I past it, if not I will kill myself" y/n said while chucking a little which made the others chuckle "well my gay ass parents asked me if maybe you would want to come over for dinner" judd asked while drinking his water "oh I would love to go to dinner, any ways I have to go talk to your sister about her situation ill tell you later" y/n said before saying bye to everyone and walking up the stairs.

LATER AT THE BIRCHES HOUSE

"hey mr and mrs. birch" y/n said while walking in with judd by their side " hello y/n so lovely to see you" eliot said while hugging y/n "we will just go get a couple of things before we officially eat so we will be right back" diane said as she grabbed her keys to her car with leah and eliot following behind her "oh ok " y/n said looking at jud as he grabbed his knifes and walked outside " hey what are you going to do" y/n asked following judd outside "I'm just going to sharpen my knives, you can watch if you want" judd said as he started to sharpen his knives.

30 minutes later

"hey i think your brother might be watching doubt, holy fuck why are you shirtless, at least give me a warning" y/n said while looking at judd trying to cover their eyes "Baby we all know you want to fuck him" y/ns hormone monster said while shaking them "I was sweating plus bitch I know you like it, I might just let you have my shirt" judd said while taking y/ns hand and guiding themde not before commenting on his brothers choice in movies "oh shit you are watching doubt I love that movie" judd said standing in the middle of the living room shirtless " judd why are you shirtless" nick asked while looking up at him because nick and his friends where sitting on the couch and that's when y/n noticed nicks friend looking at judd "i was sharpening my knives, anyways me and y/n will be upstairs" judd said while taking y/ns hand and taking them up stairs.

IN JUDDS ROOM (smut)

"God I have been waiting for this all day," Judd said while slamming you up against the door like you weighed nothing "god I'm so glad you have your own room,"y/n said while kissing Judd which then led to a full-on make-out session which then led to y/n grabbing a hold of Judd's bulge and-" wait I would love to have you suck me of hile my parents are downstairs but I don't think we should," Judd said while taking y/ns hand away from his bulge "oh please let me least give you a hand job," y/n said looking at Judd with puppy dog eyes "come on judd they want to jerk you off let them," maury said practically on his knees begging judd "ok fine but only if it shuts you up"judd said while pressing himself against y/n which thankfully they caught on to the fact that he wanted what they wanted and so it happened. y/n undid judds belt and pulled of his pants while still teasing him from outside his boxers and once his cock was basically pulsating they took out judds pleading cock out of his boxers and they eventually started to stock his cock and his grunts kindoff blocked the commotion down stairs but they didn't seem to have one single care in the world "ah fuck I'm about to cum ahhh shit" judd moaned while gripping on to the door handle almost breaking it off and that's when y/n did something that wasn't supposed to happen, they sucked judds twichy cock as he came, which resulted in judd leating out a loud moan and making the whole house quite. “Oh shit I forgot about your parent” y/n said as they put judds pants up and went to the restroom to wash their mouth “yea me too fuckface” Judd said rolling his eyes at you/n it pissed him of that they cared about what his parents were going to say I mean they have hung out before y/n knows how weirdly sex positive his parents are but the shut off his door brought him back to earth did…y/n really walk out, just like that ?….why?

opposites attract pt 4

Yall know what time it is juddbirchxgn reader

Master list

also this is a long one because I have not written anything in a long time

"oh my god, look at you where are you going Judd" asked Diane looking at Judd as he made his way down the stairs " Mom do you think it would be a bad idea to ask y/n out ... I really like them," Judd said not daring to look at his mother mainly because he hated that he was doing this convinced by Maury who was excited to hear what Diane was going to say " well they are such a lovely person and I would love if they became my ---in law, I do think that you need to talk to Leah about this I mean they are her best friend they have known each other for years and I think you should talk to her, not saying you need her approval but just let your sister know that you will be soon dating her best friend," daine said turning to face him and giving him advice " ok thank you mom," Judd said walking out not saying another word to her mainly because Maury was throwing things which was pretty pointless " no you dickhead we don't have to tell her shit, we are not going to be fucking Y/n till she happy cries, we are going to fuck y/n till they happy cry right judd? said maury mad that diane would even suggest that " i hate to say it but shes right i mean i don't want to rip apart the friend ship they have, I'm going to look for leah”.

a long drive later

"hey leah I want to talk to you about something," Judd said as he pulled up to the sidewalk where Leah was standing " oh is it about asking out y/n, you can ask them out," Leah said looking at her phone and answering a text message " wait how do you know I want to ask them out, did they tell you," Judd said freaking the fuck out "oh yea they can't keep a secret plus I saw your phone number pop up on their phone... just promise me you will treat them right they have been through some shit that is probably illegal," Leah said grabbing her arm as she told her brother all of this in hopes that y/n will finally get treated well and wishing them a happy ending, not with the person she thought of but something is better than nothing. "ok well I'm going to go find them and ask them out or whatever it's not like I want to," judd said trying to hide the fact that he was blushing even if it was pretty pointless " okk you go make my best friend happy but if you make them sad I will kill you judd birch" leah said while waving off judd as she walked away "you heard her now lets go fuck them till they happy cry" maury said as he excitedly looked at judd "ok ok let go find them and if things go well I can fuck them until they happy cry or whatever" he said as he stepped on the gas and practically flew down the street . finally, Judd found y/n at a coffee shop where they usually go to study "Hey y/n" Judd said as he ignored the barista greeting and walked straight to y/ns table and sat in front of them "Oh hi judd how are you?" y/n asked nervously because leah had texted them and told them that judd was on his way to them "oh I'm doing great you know why, because leah gave me the green light to ask you out" judd said taking a sip of y/n's coffe/tea " oh that's great " y/n said lowkey nervous of how he made them feel, he is a mess emotionally unavailable and such a psycho and y/n is the opposite they get good grades, they are the best in their grade " wait you dont sound happy at all" judd said snapping y/n out of their train of thought "oh I'm sorry I am I'm just... nervous I mean I’m sorry but we are polar opposites" y/n said as they slowly grabbed hold of his hand " I know we are but I think that's what makes it perfect, so do you want to go out with me?" judd asked as he looked down trying not to look at y/n from how nervous he was "ofcourse I will go out with you judd" y/n said as they smiled grabbing his chin and making him look at them and they leaned forward and they kissed " YESSS BABY WE DID IT.OHHHH NOW TAKE THEM INTO THE RESTROOM AND FUCK THEM" maury said as he jumped around the coffee shop along with y/n hormone moster "maury get the fuck out and stop ruining the moment" judd said trying to enjoy every second of the kiss without maury interrupting by making him horny "ok ok ill back away from you but paige me when you are ready to shoot blancks into them" maury said as he walked into a portal "yea sure I will call you when I need you" judd said as yo finally pushed away to catch your breath " well that was cute I really enjoyed it" y/n said as they took a sip of their coffee/tea

"well that's not the only thing you will be enjoying in this relationship," Judd said as he looked into their eyes ''oh yea the sexual tension is pretty eminent but I would love to dissolve it some other time," y/n said shifting in their sweet from being pretty horny but also they have been sitting there for a good while "I still can't believe daniel died I mean he was an asshole but that's just crazy," y/n said trying to distract themselves "yea it is very crazy, do you want to drive around for a while before I drop you off at your house," Judd said hoping that he hadn't weirded out y/n wondering if they still wanted to hang out with him "of course I can even ask my mom if I can stay the night so we can hang out more," y/n said as they both got up and walked to Judds van . After calling their mom y/ns parents said that they could stay over at leahs "ok so I can stay with you guys tonight and I can hang out with you more," y/n said looking out of the window.

AT THE BIRCHES HOME

"Ok so your sister is doing me the favor of covering for me so I can hang out with you," y/n said walking into their boyfriend's room "For once I am glad she exists," Judd said smiling at them and he got up to hug them "we should definitely make out with him" y/n's hormone monster whispered to them "yea you are right," y/n said as they grabbed judd and made out with him lowering their hand down to his bulge but soon Judd stopped them "we should take this farther some other time, we did just start dating," Judd said as he pulled away from y/n "yea you are right, I'm sorry," y/n said as they looked down emberassed "it's ok you have nothing to be sorry for ykow I'm very high right now so this is the nicest I will ever be to you, don't get used to it" judd said lifting up y/n chin so they could look at him and pressing a soft kiss on their mouth "oh I don't mind you being mean its so hot" y/n said kissing him back and hugging him "we should go to sleep its 11 and we have school tomorrow " judd said rapping y/n into his arms and gently bringing y/n down to lay down with him. "yea you are right I have a very important test tomorrow and I have to get at least a B if not I loose the scholarship" y/n said laying down and digging their head into his chest " see you tomorrow" judd said "see you tomorrow man" y/n said closing their eyes and going to sleep.

development

heyy dani here. I'm very sorry I have not updated this but don't worry opposites attract pt4 is coming and it's a LONGGGG ONE SO GET READY

pt3 pt2 pt1

Masterlist <3

spider-man: hobie brown

hobie brown fanfic (pt1??)

big mouth

judd birch: pt1 pt2 pt3 pt4 pt5

hobie brown fanfic????

hobiexgnreader (if you like this fanfic let me know so I can write a pt2)

porfavor deja de mojarme con la manguera: please stop wetting me with the hose

“Miguel calm down it isn't their fault they were at the wrong place at the wrong time, it's not their fault they got bit by that spider” Jessica tried to explain to an angry Miguel who was quite literally throwing tables “No it is not ok jessica we have to go to earth 50682 right now,” Miguel said almost pulling his hair out when Gwen stepped into the room with Hobie by her side “what's going on here?” asked Gwen trying to look at the screens Miguel and Jessica where both looking at “who is that?” Hobie asked trying to focus on the person on the screen that was running across the screen at an incredible speed “That is Y/N Y/L/N and they just got bitten by a spider that effectively turns them into Spiderman when they were NOT supposed to get bitten” said Miguel looking for the watch he had taken off when he started to look at the screen not expecting to see this happen “mate you are telling me you are going to their bloody dimension?!?!!?” Hobie asked looking at Miguel's action and recognizing that whatever was gonna happen was not gonna be pretty, you see Miguel gets pretty mad when someone breaks “the canon” or prevents “canon events” from happening.

“Bro who the fuck are you and why do you look like that?!?!” Y/N said throwing whatever was within arms reach at Miguel which they were more frightened by because he was running at them at full speed “We are all different spider people from different dimensions” Jessica said standing at the doorway just watching them throw spoons, shoes, and spraying water at Miguel “ Wait what do you mean I did get bitten by a spider-like yesterday but that was it” Y/N said holding a wooden spoon in front of them like a sword threatening to use it “ oh my god what if she is like peter in earth 40081 where they have ZERO powers ” Gwen said standing with Jessica and Hobie letting Miguel fight on his own “ ok well love its going to be ok dont worry we will look after you ” Hobie said as Miguel was trying not to get hit with a spoon or the water you where spraying on him “we will look after you I promise now porfavor deja de mojarme con la manguera” miguel said trying to look at Y/N but still getting hit in the face with water “ok ok ill stop if you promise you will sit down on the floor at you wont get up till i tell you to get out of my home” Y/N said dropping the spoon and closing the tap water “why am i not allowed to get up?” miguel aske sitting down on the floor “because your height terifise me also have you seen your built you are a big muscular man” Y/N said getting close but far awy so in case they needed to run again they could.

Opposites attract pt3

juddbirchxgnreader pt4 opposites attract pt2 pt1

8:20 A.M the following day 

“Good morning Mr birch, I’m here to see if Judd is here I have to talk to him,” Y/N said standing at the door as mr birch walked away “Oh yea he’s here, he is up in his room I just don’t know if he is awake,” Eliot said smiling as he was tying his “this apron is a feminist” apron “oh ok well I will go check to see if he is awake if not I will come back later to talk to him,” Y/N said while going up the stairs and opening Judd's bedroom and seeing that he was still asleep and the smell of jack daniels was in the air along with the scent of a raccoon??? And as you were about to walk out he woke up “Y/n??? What are you doing here???” he said as he looked at you and grunted as he felt his hangover catch up to him in less than a second “Oh I was just here to check up on you and talk to you about yesterday you left me wondering if you actually liked me or it was just the alcohol talking” y/n said while laughing at the thought of Judd actually liking them. Judd sighed and rubbed his eyes while Mory was on his right side practically screaming at him that he needed to confess to you “ok ok if I need to be honest with you right now I-” he said sitting up rubbing his eyes and trying to adjust to the amount of light that there was in his room “I do like you, I like you a lot I have liked you for some time now and I just didn't want to tell you because I don't think you like me back I mean you are the most bright and happy person I know so yea I do like you” he said finally looking at you and you can swear you saw the smallest smirk creep up on his face “oh Judd I also like you I like you a lot I have liked you for a long time now and I have also tried to not come over as often to try to get over you faster but y’know i’m friends with Leah so that is nearly impossible” you said getting closer to his bed and sitting on the edge of the bes and playing with the corner of one of the sheets “oh ok well thats good to hear” Judd said as Maury was screaming and jumping up and down “i can probably take you out some day but i dont think i can take you out right now” he chuckled as he pointed at his clearly hungover face “yea well ill see you then oh by the way i will leave you my phone number in case you want to text me” y/n said as they left the room and walked out with out looking at eliot who was cooking breakfast and trying to cantch there attention.

Opposites Attract pt2

opposites attract pt1 pt3 pt4

Hey guys sorry for taking like a long time to post the 2nd part I had lost inspiration to write and now that I have summer break I will try to write some more!!! (Judd birchxGNreader)

“Jesus I told you that was a bad idea, plus she probably would never like me, I mean I act and look like a kid that is still stuck in the emo phase they were supposed to grow out of in 7th grade, and she is like the living representation of the Teletubbies she is like the brightest person ever,” Judd said walking down the street drowning himself in the bottle of jack daniels he had since god knows when “then maybe try asking her out, I mean if you like this girl so much try asking her out and if she says yes you can shove your dick in their mouth!!!” Maury said with the biggest grin on his face “wow when I thought you were going to say the least horny thing you pull this shit” jubb chuckled then he realized he was walking to school where he knew Y/N would be because they had honor roll assembly. After 10 minutes of bumping into things from how drunk he was and almost falling he finally arrived at school and saw them outside even drunk he managed to walk towards them “Oh hey Judd” Y/N said very happy yet confused they hadn't seen him all week and now he is dunk at school out of all the places “heyyyy Y/N I wanted to ask you somethingggg i like love you like I'm in love with you and I wanted to ask you out on a date” Judd said slurring 99% of his words but Y/N still understood every word he was trying to say and even tho they liked him back they just didn't believe him I mean Judd showed up after a week of being god knows where and he shows up to say he is in “love” with them yea sure there was a reason Y/N got honor roll not just because they where intelligent academic wise they where also very good at reading other people. “Oh ok well why don't I take you home and you sober up and I will go talk to you tomorrow I will even bring you some donuts,” Y/N said grabbing Judd by the shoulder and walking him to their car “ohhhh ok yea yea yea I understand,” Judd said somehow understanding why they would say that and he knew deep down that they were not rejecting him or at least he hoped they weren't rejecting him.

Opposites attract

opposites attractpt2 pt3 pt4

Hello,so this is my first time writing a x reader in a long time so bare with me, anyhow this is going to be a Judd birch x GNreader and i truly hope you like it =)

OH MY GOD ARE YOU STUPID JUDD” screamed Leah at her brother as she ran down the stairs to tell her parents “hey what is going on” asked her mom Diane “JUDD HERE HAS A CRUSH ON Y/N” said Leah trying her best not to scream but failing in the process  “and what's wrong with Judd having a crush on y/n a beautiful amazing person” asked her dad Eliot “i think the problem is that y/n is the opposite of ‘mister psycho’ here” said nick jumping into the conversation “exactly thank you nick,they are a sunshine and a non ‘murderous’ person also even if something did happen they are big on physical touch and ‘mister get away you germ’ isn't so it would just end” said Leah finishing her very valuable and respected argument and she was right y/n was a ray of sunshine not a 4.0 GPA straight A  student but they were always happy they always tried to see the positive in everything even if sometime there was nothing positive also they didn't have an aesthetic they just put on whatever piece of clothing they had within reach and sometime or most of the time they didn't fit the goth aesthetic that Judd seemed to have.

“Jesus your family is freaking out” said Maury Judd's hormone monster “i know , you don't think i don't know dick head i told you talking out loud about it was a bad idea especially today when Leah couldn't seem to sit the fuck down in one spot she had to be walking all over the place” Judd said pissed that he wanted to talk about his feeling but to be honest talking to himself about it was better than talking to someone about it he was just mad that he couldn't kill the person that spilled the beans because he spilled the beans himself so he just blamed himself so while his family was still freaking out and Leah was saying things that where true but Judd didn't want to admit he left and just wanted to walk clear his head maybe slash some tires or break something.

“OK, why don't we try asking Judd if he likes them enough to date them and if he doesn't it won't be that bad,right? Said nick looking around for his brother “or we can try asking y/n if they like Judd and if they do we can let them know Judd likes them and let it run from there”said Diane proposing a better idea “your mother is right you can only do so much and if nothing comes of it that's fine” said Eliot wrapping one arm around Diane's waist and kissing her check  “hey guys wheres Judd” asked nick snapping them out of their conversation “oh i think he left while we were talking” said lea realizing her older brother was no longer in the house.

hey

uhhh so hi its been a long time since i have writen any fanfiction but i think its about time i come back and start writing to let me know if you have any request