i felt like tumblr needed to see this

Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

people who call manual labor boring CLEARLY havent considered the advantages of mindlessly operating a vibrating machine for hours every day

these tweets are holding hands

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.

Dreemurr family

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

Sorry to all the A's I couldn't fit on here!