Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.
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The signs + what everyone says about them
aries: super pretty, really smart, but kinda weird
taurus: kind of a bitch but people still like you
gemini: small and cute and you have a nice butt
cancer: you're so fake but you're in a cute relationship
leo: you're going to be big some day
virgo: you probably are really good in bed and everyone is curious
libra: they're all hoping your gay because DAMN
scorpio: you can kick anyone's ass in video games but other than that you're annoying
sagittarius: you're single??? and hot?? AND GOT A NEW HAIR CUT??
capricorn: please stop singing
aquarius: you might have been hot shit at one time but they're over it
pisces: you're so outgoing
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the signs in a horror film
Aries: tries to fight the murderer
Taurus: friend who stayed home
Gemini: the only survivor
Cancer: gives away their hiding spot by crying
Leo: dragged everyone out to the creepy place
Virgo: tries to get everyone to leave at the first sign of trouble
Libra: sacrifices themselves to save someone
Scorpio: thinks the group will be better off if they spilt up
Sagittarius: pulls a scare prank in the beginning
Capricorn: last one to die
Aquarius: trips while running away from the murder
Pisces: first one to die
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