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everyone who reblogs this gets a doodle of their url !
i will do it.
every single one.
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Skull kid should be called bird man. Just saying.
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so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
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Eminem: raping lesbians whilst they're screaming let's just be friends
Eminem: bitch I’ll punch Lana Del Rey right in the face twice, like Ray Rice
Eminem: if i can't batter the women how the fuck am i supposed to bake them a cake then
Eminem: yeah i laugh when i call you a slut, it's funny
Eminem: i kick a bitch in the cunt and it makes a queef like a fucking whoopee cushion
Eminem: put that shit away, Iggy you don’t wanna blow that rape whistle on me
Eminem: if i do decide to ever murder my daughter's momma, ima sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her and cruise around with her for seven hours through california
Eminem: jaws all on the floor like tommy just burst through the door and started whooping [pamela anderson's] ass worse than before
Eminem: i'ma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire
Eminem: i'll be nicer to women when aquaman drowns and the human torch starts swimming
Media: ...
Media: give him ALL the grammys lyrical genius
Azealia Banks: I guess this cunt's getting eaten.
Lana Del Rey: My pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
Media: that is absolutely VULGAR. wtf ???
Media: we are so sick of artists using shocking lyrics just to get publicity.
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Calm the fuck down
That Zelda wii u hype stronger than terry crews. WOOSH.
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Curry bao forever
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FATbao is on the strong bao game with these smore baos. Kill me twice, I don't care. Fuck diets If I can't have this.
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If you aren't about the bao, get the fuck out of my face you lvl 1 slime.
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I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him
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Read the manual they said. It will e helpful they said.
little list of fictional characters i'm mentally dating
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You show up in a private jet with Pokemon all over it and this is what you give me, Japan?
I'm breaking up with you. It's not me, it's your ego.
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