i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit
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man I have been thinking about the 3ds a lot as of late
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CHAT THEY DISCOVERED A NEW COAT TYPE IN CATS
IT'S CALLED "SALMIAK" OR "SALTY LICORICE" AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS
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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do
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when u use cgi blood u r literally depriving ur horror actors of enrichment which is essential to their health
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