glucosegaurdian
GlucoseGaurdian
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okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.
Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."
Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red
Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."
J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"
Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"
Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."
*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*
Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."
Ollie: "For ice cream?"
Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."
Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."
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you know how when you peel an orange and it leaves the strings on the outside? No one likes those right? Like everyone peels them off. Same goes for bananas. No one likes the stringy part of their food
but when I, a cannibal, have a preference for de-veining my-
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You both complete me and terrify me in equal amounts. I completely accept.
you know how when you peel an orange and it leaves the strings on the outside? No one likes those right? Like everyone peels them off. Same goes for bananas. No one likes the stringy part of their food
but when I, a cannibal, have a preference for de-veining my-
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things i鈥檒l not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i鈥檒l call you a whore for:
stealing my food聽
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity
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peachy. Ur an aunt by the way.
my eyes are having children
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you know how when you peel an orange and it leaves the strings on the outside? No one likes those right? Like everyone peels them off. Same goes for bananas. No one likes the stringy part of their food
but when I, a cannibal, have a preference for de-veining my-
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Neon green?? My favorite color to work with? What gave you that idea.
Anyway: Death Scars
Close up :)
#danny phantom#danny fenton#danny phantom headcanon#danny phantom fandom#dp fandom#danny phantom fanart#dp headcanons#dp au#danny fantom#my art
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Ceaseless Watcher
And a big thank you to the wonderful @artguy123456789 for the reference picture that inspired this!
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Brotherly bonding LMAO- Just letting yall know im probably (100% will) be posting One Piece Fanart LMAO
Post Inspiration from X (Twitter) 馃
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