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This mental image that pops into my head anytime a fic says Max is taller than El:

DIEDXJFVMRFRF KJAJM- BIG TALL SKATER LESBIAN -FIJGMGREKWKFCFEMC

make me choose  ─ @breefrasers asked : elmax or lumax ?

El? She sounds like she was really awesome.

Chapters: 14/14 Fandom: Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Ken (Dirk Gently)/Osmund Priest, Todd Brotzman/Dirk Gently, Farah Black & Todd Brotzman, Farah Black & Dirk Gently, Dirk Gently & Mona Wilder, Farah Black/Tina Tevetino Characters: Osmund Priest, Ken (Dirk Gently), Dirk Gently, Todd Brotzman, Farah Black, Mona Wilder, Scott Riggins Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Canon-Typical Violence, Torture, Implied/Referenced Torture, Kidnapping, Dirk Gently Needs a Hug, Pararibulitis (Dirk Gently), Team Up, Project Blackwing (Dirk Gently), Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Background Relationships Summary:

After Todd, Farah, and Mona are kidnapped, the universe leads a wounded Dirk to the last two people he wants help from: Ken and Priest.

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This is my contribution to the @dghdabigbang​, featuring art by the amazing @glitteryelmax

Hi!! Here's my piece for this year's Big Bang (@dghdabigbang ) inspired by @lourdesdeath 's fic (which is amazing and you should totally read!!!).

It was a lot of fun working on it, and as you can see it is inspired by those old pulp magazines. I hope you guys like it and again, be sure to check out the fic!

made a fanvid for stoncy tension + hard feelings/loveless by lorde !!

my bby helping her gf clean her nose? they’re so soft

✧･ﾟ: * What’d I tell you? There’s more to life than stupid boys. *:･ﾟ✧

What's up I made a discord for you guys to talk about all the gay shit in the show. Join and let's have some fun!!

Go on, play it again

how long's this gonna take

That’s just it, my dear Alexei. […] That, my dear friend, is… America.

murray when he first met alexei: fucking soviet scum it's On Sight if you pull any shit

murray at the fair with alexei: here's some tickets for u to play the games im gonna go get us some corn dogs i love u 🥰🥰🥰🥰

3x05: “sOvIEt sCuM” // 3x07: “my dear Alexei”

Alec Utgoff as Alexei in Stranger Things: Season 3 (2019)

Join my server girls and gays!

What's up I made a discord for you guys to talk about all the gay shit in the show. Join and let's have some fun!!

we’ll go crazy together. // there’s more to life than stupid boys.

one of the most dangerous men in the world !!!

Max “there’s more to life than stupid boys y’know” Mayfield

Will “for what? to swap spit with some stupid girl?” Byers