AAI is just Miles Edgeworth vs. Women

[me as ace attorney defense lawyer after the freakshow prosecutor im against proves me wrong for the nth time in an hour] hey your honor can we take a quick recess? I think i need to kill myself

Names are quite obviously important in ace attorney, whether it be for pun reasons or not. As in apollo being the god of truth and Athena being the god of good counsel which directly correlates to both of their abilities. Or phoenix’s name referencing his power to ‘rise from the ashes’ in court. or even as simple as dahlia and iris both being flower names. So names mean a lot right. What was happening when they gave klavier a name that means piano. Whats up w that one mr. Takumi. He doesn't even play piano in the games like can u name him guitar or something. Its like naming ur cat Fork or something

Literally what would happen if one day apollo just got sick of being attacked by a bird and being wrapped in prayer beads and being otherwise harassed and just walked over and punched the prosecution. Like would he even be punished?? Because theres no way u can let a woman whip her opposing attorney, defendants, and the judge but u draw the line at some guy just socking those freaks

I will never be on first name basis with miles edgeworth. Its like phoenix is my favorite cool guy uncle that im so excited to see during the holidays and edgeworth is like his wife that marries into the family when im a teenager. Like im not gonna call her aunt in the same way i will never call edgeworth miles.

Apollo with no hairgel

Klavier telling apollo his fifteen couples costumes ideas they could do just for him to go What? No mikeko and i are matching. Skip to halloween klavier is dressed up as liz to match apollo and mikeko as jon and garfield (people are constantly asking what their costumes are bc apollo did nothing to change mikekos appearance)

Hey don't cry. 50 million hot demon guys okay?

btw if you live in the midwest (a region where a lot of the states are going to have trigger laws or ban abortion completely it looks like) and if it’s possible that you can leave ur state, get to illinois. Illinois isn’t just a state where abortion is permitted, in illinois abortion is strictly a protected right. illinois’ right to abortion is permanent and isn’t going to be changed anytime soon. in illinois your abortion rights are completely confidential. illinois is one of the easiest states to access abortion in and the process is fairly simple, and it’s going to always be legal to do so even as the right to abortion is overturned in other states. it’s very much a safe haven to anyone who needs to flee their state right now. if anyone can provide any resources and links that would be greatly appreciated.

fran

*twirling hair normally* im sooooo normal about this piece of media,,,, so soso normal,,,,, *begins whirring* sooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooormaaaaaaaal 

Send a character’s name to receive four different headcanons

Headcanon A:  realistic

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

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*gets my gay little hands on the aced attorneys*

If apollo were younger and adopted at the same time as trucy…

After months im finally giving u all another klavier rant ur welcome. Klavier is not who is to spite his brother rather i think hes who he is because of his brother if that makes sense. Kristoph was a very good defense attorney n had an incredible reputation. Speaking from a younger siblings perspective when ur older siblings is doing rlly well in life no one rlly cares what you do. Klavier cld be a prosecutor because Oh your brothers doing well as a defense attorney whatever! Oh you want to be a rockstar? Well kristoph is doing well so thats fine. Not to mention before everything was outed klavier very much respects his big brother. He was surprised along with everyone else that he could do awful things and he at first resented apollo because he took his brother who was amazing in his eyes down.