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“I’m making fun of it, Freddy. It’s kinda stupid.”
“It makes sense on paper but it seems kinda messed up to completely ban cursing from like a whole living guy. Human employees aren’t allowed to swear on the clock with kids but they aren’t forcefully stopped. You guys should be allowed to swear after hours. I dunno about you but think Roxy would like to swear.”
“Hey if they can sue you can you sue back?”
“But if we were to swear, that may cause parents to become angry with the pizzaplex!
Besides, we aren’t truly alive. Not really. We follow our programming in every way possible. Even if that sometimes is much harder than you would think. And I don’t think I have many very good reasons to swear, anyway...
...could the company even sue me if they own me?”
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@the-perfect-scientist said: “Do you think snails have feelings?” Angela asked; a serious question in the mind of a seven-year-old.
The inquiry gave the animatronic pause, and for several long moments, Freddy said nothing, simply staring quietly off into the distance as he sorted out his thoughts. It may have felt longer, but it took a solid minute regardless for him to look back down at the girl, ears turning on their joints to flatten to the sides, opening his mouth before closing it again with an audible click and the buzzing of servos.
Finally, flummoxed, he knelt and gave a simulated sigh, rubbing the back of his head in a gesture he likely picked up from other guests. It was not a question he ever was programmed to answer, after all, but he was more than just that programming, at the end of the day.
“I am afraid I do not know, Angela. I would suggest to ask a snail, but the snail that once oversaw the nacho stand was decommissioned after several unfortunate incidents.”
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@glam-rockin said: “Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”
“Why not?”
It wasn’t accusatory or pouty; the tone the animatronic bear took was simply a question, canting his head at his friend in a manner more quizzical than anything else. He was genuinely excited, however, despite how his expression had shifted, and the temptation remained to just drag her along with him on his latest idea.
After all, they had a responsibility, and while he felt bad for the pain inflicted previously, his dear friend was back and no longer corrupted. She could help.
“Gregory is not a bad boy. I am sure he’s very sorry for what he did when you were angry and trying to hurt him. I’ll bet he’s even sorry for trapping you inside the trash compactor. Saying hello to him won’t hurt!”
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-feel free to adjust to better fit your muse’s speech!
“Yeah, about that…”
“I, um… might have… had something to, uh… do with that…”
“Don’t you dare.”
“Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”
“Can you stop being weird about it for five seconds?”
“Why is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?”
“I almost caught myself on fire…”
“Bite me.”
“Hey! Guess what!”
“There’s nothing to worry about, but I’d stay out of the kitchen for a while.”
“Big deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].”
“I might’ve befriended a mafia boss…”
“You know what I want right now? [Sender’s favorite food].”
“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.”
“Do I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like I’ll be better off not knowing.”
“Do you think snails have feelings?”
“Why is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?”
“Have you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?”
“Can I kiss you?”
“Check please!”
“Hey. What’s going on with you and [name]?”
“You know… I think I should… go.”
“Nope, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”
“Wait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.”
“Yeah, of course I speak another language! …It just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek convention…”
“Look, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.”
“Well, we have six minutes until we need to leave! …Never mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.”
“…Want some smoothie?”
“I’ve never felt this way before…”
“I bet I could fight a swarm of bees.”
“Have you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?”
“Uh… surprise?”
“Sure, I can do a magic trick. I’ll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.”
“Why is it the cake that’s a lie? Why isn’t it the pie?”
“What would you do if you had a million dollars right now?”
“No, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.”
“The only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].”
“Yeah, I’ve been to [place]. Once. It was… the worst.”
“Don’t be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?”
“I miss you.”
“Look, I know you probably don’t want to see me right now, but… I had nowhere else to go.”
“What are you going off about?”
“Of course you’re my hero! How could you not be?”
“Would you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?”
“Oh, yeah? Try me.”
“Oh, wow… You… you look absolutely stunning…”
“Hypothetically speaking… what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?”
“Come on, talk to me. What’s going on? Was it something I did?”
“I’ll pay you ten bucks to fight me.”
“Congratulations! You played both of us.”
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