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{ Max | 24 | They/Them } This is where I post the fanart and fanfics I make of cartoons I like, as well as reblog a bunch of other stuff. See pinned post for easy navigation.
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i can never write a soulmates au cause i very quickly stop thinking about romance and start thinking about the sociological implications of a world where soulmates are a confirmed verifiable thing
#Writing#Fiction#Fanfiction#Tropes#Tag Ramble#The funny thing is this is exactly why I wrote a soulmate AU because answering those questions was the fun part.#Though I did tweak the trope a bit by making 'soulmates' just the people who have the greatest positive impact on each other's life.#But yeah since soulmates aren't inherently romantic aro people can have them and they can even be family members.#It's custom to not look at other people's soulmarks and some people will hide them (5 words on arm = soulmate's 1st spoken words to you).#They can be removed. One of the MCs in my AU is a double arm amputee with lifelike prostheses who didn't hide his 'lack' of soulmark.#IDK. People fault the soulmate trope for being unnerving and amatonormative but it's just a trope. You can tweak it a bit to fix that.#Same with Hanahaki. It has a load of squicky base aspects but you can just trim them out until you've got the aestetic without the baggage.
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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
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I only learned recently that people from Not America don’t specify hard cider and instead it’s just cider.
I know this is a small difference but it is surprisingly one I do sometimes have to lie down on the floor about.
#Long Post#Apple Cider#Tag Ramble#The method mentioned in the second to last post is similar to what they did in MLP;FiM. The cider is also described as being better fresh.#And because of the soft/hard cider mix ups outside of the US the cider is called apple juice which isn't accurate.#I've only had pasteurized cider but I'm 90% sure it'd be easy for me to find a place to get fresh cider where I live.
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
#Funny#Video#That's wild.#They get engaged after only 2 weeks. Already use pet names. Both don't know each other's first name.#Frankly they're both insane. They're perfect for each other.
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how?? just how?
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You know what, since I'm thinking about it anyways, let's talk formalwear accessories. Most of these are traditionally menswear but a bit of gender fuckery is good for the soul, and frankly most of these are about making your mass-produced clothing fit and lay properly without having to go to the tailor.
Shirt stays: these go around your thighs to hold your shirt down, so that it stays smooth and tucked in. They're usually elastic, with 1-3 clips, and if you wear skirts frequently this is a GREAT way to make sure your top doesn't ride up. The clips will be visible if you're wearing something tight, so loose pants or skirts are where these do best. There's also an insane version that clips to your socks, but that is for lunatics. If you wanted, you could also use one of these clips to hold up thigh-highs.
These do a great job of smoothing and narrowing the waist area by keeping your shirt from bunching there.
Sleeve garters: usually metal, leather, elastic, or silk. These are usually worn with button-down shirts to adjust where your cuff falls on the wrist or hand. They're properly worn on the upper arm, and you pull the fabric of the sleeve above the garter until you cuff is where you want it. Because this creates a puff of sleeve at the bicep, it also broadens the appearance of the shoulders. It's great if you're working with your hands or if your sleeves are often too long for your preference.
Waistband clip or belt adjustment clip/buttons
Three different ways of tightening the waistband of a pair of pants or a skirt. You're not going to get more than an inch or so tighter without weird bunching, and for most of these you'd want them to be hidden under a shirt or jacket, but they do the job if that's something you're having issues with.
Collar pins: There are so many fun ones out there, both with and without chains. They're not terribly practical, though the slight weight may help keep your collar where you want it. Also consider collar tips, which pin (surprise) to the very tips of your collar points.
Sweater clips/guards: meant to hold your sweater or cardigan mostly closed. Great if your cardigan doesn't button, or if you don't like it to be buttoned all the way.
There's tons of other stuff out there like this--etsy is a great place to find this stuff. A lot of these are old solutions to the very modern problem of mass-maufactured clothes not being as one-size-fits-all as advertised, but they're also a fun way to put a bit of personality into businesswear.
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
#Polls#Tag Ramble#The brush for sure.#I have like 4 feet of hair. I already use a 2 in 1 conditioner to save time but this would make my showers so much faster.#I could just brush my hair before showing like I always do and then put my hair in a shower cap and focus on washing the rest of me.
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IG : @emperorofmischief
#Rats#Cute#Video#Science#I mean it's a protective hidey place that they can see out of from most angles that still lets them move around.#This is just one step away from a rat mech suit. Of course they would feel less stressed.
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I was expecting anything but not Bard
#Long Post#D&D#Personality Test#D&D Classes#I got 80% in Paladin. Ranger. and Wizard. Considering I'm not religious and I can't draw a bow I'm gonna say I'm a wizard.
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She's getting cooked on twitter but she's entirely correct
#Coke#Drinks#Food#Safety#Disability#Long Post#Tag Ramble#Dude I have ADHD + poor eyesight and could easily mistake that can for Coke Zero.#I looked it up and the cans look almost identical. Besides the text the only difference is the orientation of the text color.#Also that labeling system would be great. Not only would it help consumers but it'd help cashiers with false flags for alcohol lookalikes.
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"No one remembered my birthday-" Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?
"I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I'm fine-" Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you're doing?
"I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-" Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?
"I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-" Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?
"No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-" Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?
"I miss my friend but they haven't texted me-" Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?
Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn't care!
#Relationships#Tag Ramble#You know you Can have someone close to you that knows most of your boundaries and preferences and socialization needs...#...but you have to tell that someone all that stuff first. The faster you make your needs clear the faster that person will understand you.#The other person should also have this mindset but you can always just remind them that it's okay to share what they need too.#The fewer guessing games you both have to play the easier the relationship will feel.
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
#Taylor Swift#LGBT#Long Post#Tag Ramble#I'm like 80% sure she's confirmed she's straight at this point but I guess a ton of her fans just... forgot it?#They're like those who decided Let It Go is a coming out song when it's really about giving up on acceptance and choosing to live alone.#Some people can't just like things for what they are. They feel the need to proclaim their interests are profound in some way.#Though I will say whatever's going on with Taylor Swift is particularly weird. Why are her fans obsessively headcanoning her sexuality?
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Alex Hirsch talking about why he couldn't be at The Art Department Eindhoven irl, he slipped a disc and boy did he come prepared to talk about it jdjdhshs
also an image that now exists: bill cipher breaking alex hirsch's back
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#Fennekin#Pokemon#Polls#Tag Ramble#My first ever Pokemon starter and the only video game plush I actually asked someone to buy for me.#I also love its evolutions too. Fire/Psychic is a combination of two of my favorite Pokemon types. Mage is also my favorite class.
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The Beast that Bothers
#Cute#Funny#Video#Accurate#Cats#Tag Ramble#My cat is a little gremlin every night except when I let her sleep curled up on my shoulder.#Honestly it's kinda nice having her there because she stops my ADHD ass from rolling around so much.
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