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The Witcher Netflix, but Jaskier breaks the fourth wall like Enola Holmes does. Bonus points if everyone else is like “who are you talking to??” And he just ignores them.
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On how to be deadly || Geralt of Rivia || Epilogue
Word count: 1.5k+
Summary: Axelia is Witcher experiment herself and has gone through same harsh Trials as Geralt, but she wasn’t so lucky with the outcome. Her vision didn’t become better. Therefore, she was rendered blind in the end. And because of that, she solely uses her Witcher senses to make her ways. Only potions can give her false sense of sight for limited time.Somewhere along the way she meets the Rivian. Who’s interested to know how she’s been killing monsters and hasn’t been killed herself yet.
Warnings: nothing really, just angsty ending.
A/N: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING AND GOING THROUGH THIS JOURNEY WITH ME! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, THANK YOU! SATY SAFE! I LOVE YOU, PEOPLE OF THE VOID!!!
part I || part II || part III || part IV || part V || part VI || part VII || part VIII || part IX || part X || part XI || part XII || part XIII | Epilogue
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*Ten years later*
Axelia was sitting on a horse. She rarely trusted such beasts but here she was. Her horse standing tall on the hill and looking downwards on the dirt road that was somewhere down in the fields on the tall grass. Wind was bellowing softly and she didn’t have a care in the world. The hood of her cloak sat snuggly on her head, but let couple of white strands of white hair move in the wind along her face.
Axelia took a deep breath, filling her lings with fresh air. Change from all the blood she has smelled in her life. From all the blood she has spilled. Getting a hold of the reigns of the white horse, she was riding, Axelia let him walk in a place and then move on her left to make downhill on the other side, back where she had come from. But she stopped abruptly. When with corner of her eye she caught movement, somewhere down the road.
With furrowed brows she stared at them. Her white eyes unblinking, patiently waiting when the wind will bring the scent, noise, anything really.
First, she heard the sound of hooves. A horse. For a second, Axelia’s heartbeat sky-rocketed.
Her horse feeling her uneasiness neighed and took a step back, making her pull on the reigns to stead him.
“I’m fine…” Axelia whispered to herself and leaned forwards to pet the neck of the horse.
The smell of leather, cedar and moss, soon invaded her nostrils. With small gasp, she sat up straighter and blinked couple of times, trying to rid her mind of unwanted memories. Sweet, unwanted memories.
Suddenly she was reminded how she had left. With no questions asked, with no explanations.
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On how to be deadly || Geralt of Rivia || part XIII
Word count: 6.2k+ SHE A BEEFY ONE!! Since updating is hectic these times.
Summary: Axelia is Witcher experiment herself and has gone through same harsh Trials as Geralt, but she wasn’t so lucky with the outcome. Her vision didn’t become better. Therefore, she was rendered blind in the end. And because of that, she solely uses her Witcher senses to make her ways. Only potions can give her false sense of sight for limited time.Somewhere along the way she meets the Rivian. Who’s interested to know how she’s been killing monsters and hasn’t been killed herself yet.
Warnings: blood, bad grammar. violence. Filler chapter!! Probably second to last chapter. Yen and Axelia both are assholes.
A/N: STAY SAFE! STAY HOME!!! Hit me up if you want to be tagged. SHOUTOUT TO @crazy-fan-girl-c137​ FOR BEAUTIFUL FANART!!! 
part I || part II || part III || part IV || part V || part VI || part VII || part VIII || part IX || part X || part XI || part XII || part XIII
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Axelia was never one for parties. Nor was Geralt. Or any witcher, really. She let her milky eyes glide around the large room. Briefly catching onto Geralt, who stood at the side of the room, Yennefer sitting on a chair in front of him.
“Drink?” Ciri stood beside Axelia and offered her a drink.
“I’ll get drunk.” Axelia mumbled, not tearing her eyes away from the room as she reached for the offered goblet.
“Isn’t it the plan?” Ciri asked, taking a small sip from her own goblet that most likely had only juice or water. Axelia only hummed, small smirk hiding behind her wine.
“Being drunk is a dangerous game, especially for a witcher.” Axelia took a sip.
“As in?” Ciri tilted her head to look at the she-witcher.
“Do you really want to see me brawl in this dress of a thing?” Axelia looked down at Ciri, since her heels made her taller than the young girl.
“Definitely would be more fun than all this.” Ciri gestured to the room subtly.
“Now, now. We should enjoy Jaskier’s playing at least.” Axelia said and raised her goblet towards the bard that was playing at the other end of the room.
Next couple of minutes, maybe even hours, Axelia stayed silent. Taking a seat at the nearby table she played with the rim of her wine goblet, from time to time letting out a sigh of boredom.
“Aren’t you just having time of your life.” A voice said and Axelia’s eyes snapped up to meet with Yennefer’s, who was standing next to her now. Axelia didn’t answer and just took a gulp of her wine that was now lukewarm. She-witcher noticed that Yennefer was about to sit opposite her, but Axelia was quicker and in one fluid move, her right leg rose up and rested on the chair opposite her.
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So, I read this Witcher fan fiction here on Tumblr called "On How To Be Deadly" made by @intricate-oeuvre @saint-hardy and I'm a big fan of it. So I made a fanart of that fan fiction. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@intricate-oeuvre @saint-hardy I hope you like it. Haha!
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On how to be deadly || Geralt of Rivia || part XII
Word count: 1.4k+
Summary: Axelia is Witcher experiment herself and has gone through same harsh Trials as Geralt, but she wasn’t so lucky with the outcome. Her vision didn’t become better. Therefore, she was rendered blind in the end. And because of that, she solely uses her Witcher senses to make her ways. Only potions can give her false sense of sight for limited time.Somewhere along the way she meets the Rivian. Who’s interested to know how she’s been killing monsters and hasn’t been killed herself yet.
Warnings: nakedness, bad grammar. Insinuated smut? angst, girls being girls or something. it’s getting angsty at the end again!! Filler chapter!!
A/N: STAY SAFE! WASH YOUR HANDS AND FOR FUCKS SAKE STAY HOME!!!
part I || part II || part III || part IV || part V || part VI || part VII || part VIII || part IX || part X || part XI || part XII
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Axelia wasn’t sure if she could go back to him so easily. But she couldn’t deny that she had missed his warmth, his strong hands holding her, his lips against her skin. 
Young woman looked up the man, searching his eyes for a second. Letting him invade all of her senses.
For him she smelled of velvet rose and sandalwood. Always. Always reminding him of home.
For her… well…he had broken her heart so many times, she wasn’t sure how to pinpoint his scent. There was that akin smell of leather, cedar and moss. Most likely from all the nights spent in forests and fields. It gave her this sentimental feeling, making her remember better times. And yet… there was this other undertone of scent. That strictly reminded her what both of them were. Monsters. Trained killers. Gore. Demise.
So, he wore the smell of blood and death like a perfume.
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On how to be deadly || Geralt of Rivia || part XI
Word count: 2.5k+
Summary: Axelia is Witcher experiment herself and has gone through same harsh Trials as Geralt, but she wasn’t so lucky with the outcome. Her vision didn’t become better. Therefore, she was rendered blind in the end. And because of that, she solely uses her Witcher senses to make her ways. Only potions can give her false sense of sight for limited time.Somewhere along the way she meets the Rivian. Who’s interested to know how she’s been killing monsters and hasn’t been killed herself yet.
Warnings: nakedness, bad grammar. angst, Geralt doesn’t know what are feelings
A/N: I have certain schedule when I post updates. that is, the last part has to reach certain note count before I upload the next part. THANK YOU FOR READING!
part I || part II || part III || part IV || part V || part VI || part VII || part VIII || part IX || part X || part XI
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What? Axelia’s eyes grew big, small confusion settling in her. She looked around. Shit.
This was his room.
That’s why his shirt was there.
As she heard him drop his boots and unbutton his pants, she sat up straighter, her hands sliding to the edges of the tub.
Next second she was out of the bath, drenched like a rat in pouring rain and with swift hands grabbed the towel to press it against her chest. But Geralt was as fast- his hands encircled her waist and held her above the ground. Axelia let out a shriek and started kicking and hissing at him.
“Towel. Drop it.” He said to her.
“Geralt. Put. Me. Down.” Axelia hissed at him. He did put her down, but didn’t let go of her.
“Get back in the tub or I’m going to throw you back in with the damned towel.” He threatened her.
“You wouldn’t.” Axelia gasped. But then again, this was Geralt who they were talking about.
Next second Axelia was under water, alongside her towel. With splutter and angry grunt, she rose up, the towel all wet now and soaked as it rested on her head.
Axelia looked as some kind of a vile monster- her hair, spread across her back and shoulders like sea-weeds and the drenched towel on her head and face. She pulled off the towel and with stare that could kill, Axelia looked at Geralt, who was now in the tub opposite her.
“There you are, princess.” He teased her in mock sarcasm. Axelia opened her mouth as water poured out from it, making Geralt bark out a laugh at her. She hated that Geralt called her like that.
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On how to be deadly || Geralt of Rivia || part X
Word count: 2.8k+
Summary: Axelia is Witcher experiment herself and has gone through same harsh Trials as Geralt, but she wasn’t so lucky with the outcome. Her vision didn’t become better. Therefore, she was rendered blind in the end. And because of that, she solely uses her Witcher senses to make her ways. Only potions can give her false sense of sight for limited time.Somewhere along the way she meets the Rivian. Who’s interested to know how she’s been killing monsters and hasn’t been killed herself yet.
Warnings: BLOOD, angst as per usual, nakedness, bad grammar
A/N: thank you for 660+followers go follow @kal-of-house-of-el​​ for future moddboards and aesthetic pictures of this story.
part I || part II || part III || part IV || part V || part VI || part VII || part VIII || part IX || part X
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Axelia felt weak. Every single part of her body ached. Like her limbs had been filled with lead, heavy and unmovable. She was hot, probably an after effect of fever. Before letting her eyes flutter open, she let out a deep breath through her nose. She heard shuffling around her. Fabric dragging along the floor-boards and high heels clacking against them. Someone was in there with her, someone with a dress, most likely. Then she smelled dozens of herbs and scents she wasn’t entirely familiar with. Candles lit around the room. She could smell them, hear them and feel the heat radiating from them. There was still a bitter aftertaste in her mouth. From Black Blood potion.
Axelia slowly opened her eyes and scanned the room. Her witcher senses felt dull at the moment and she really couldn’t understand where she was in. It was a room, she could make out all four walls, doors on the left side corner and that was it. She couldn’t tell anything else about the room. And that made her slightly panic. Also the chattering voices coming from somewhere below her didn’t ease the nerves.
“Where am I?” Axelia asked, immediately regretting it, because it felt like sandpaper was being dragged somewhere in her throat.
“You’re awake.” Voice stated. Axelia’s eyebrows furrowed at the sound. She tilted her head slightly, listening to all the little noises and fine-tuning her senses.
Lilac and gooseberries. Handful of them.
“Yennefer.” Axelia whispered and tried to sit up.
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On how to be deadly || Geralt of Rivia || part IX
Word count: 2.9k+
Summary: Axelia is Witcher experiment herself and has gone through same harsh Trials as Geralt, but she wasn’t so lucky with the outcome. Her vision didn’t become better. Therefore, she was rendered blind in the end. And because of that, she solely uses her Witcher senses to make her ways. Only potions can give her false sense of sight for limited time.Somewhere along the way she meets the Rivian. Who’s interested to know how she’s been killing monsters and hasn’t been killed herself yet.
Warnings: BLOOD, that’s it, maybe angst
A/N: I have fucking awesome fighting scenes in my head, cant put them on paper tho, Imma visualiser not a writer xD
part I || part II || part III || part IV || part V || part VI || part VII || part VIII || part IX
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“I—what?” Ciri looked at Axelia as witcheress stood up.
“You’re destiny.” Axelia mumbled again.
“Destiny? As in I can do… what?” Ciri got up as well, her uneasy glance sliding to Jaskier for a second.
“You could change whatever is happening between me and Geralt.” Axelia explained.
“You don’t know that yet.” Jaskier reminded her.
“Maybe she’s not the destiny that mage was talking about.” Jaskier continued.
“Mage? What?” Ciri was getting more and more confused. So, Jaskier took responsibility and explained to her what, all that Axelia had said, had meant. Meanwhile, Axelia was pacing back and forth. Jaskier’s eyes skipping to her occasionally, just to make sure that she-witcher doesn’t hyperventilate.
“You choose the love of your life, but you have no saying in choosing your soulmate.” Axelia murmured to herself, pointing to invisible things to rearrange thoughts in her head.
And it took some time to explain everything and answer all the questions that Ciri had asked.
“You need to go.” Axelia mumbled when it was starting to get dark.
“You’re staying here?” Ciri quirked eyebrow at her. Axelia only hummed. In a similar way that Geralt did, thus making Ciri look at Jaskier, who only sent her ‘see I told you’ look in return.
“You can come with us; I am sure that we can find you a place to stay.” Ciri continued.
“Thank you, but I’ll pass on that. I need some time alone. And besides I have job to do here.” Axelia said standing up and putting back on her forearm braces.
“Are you sure?” Jaskier asked as he picked up her cloak and putted it around her shoulders.
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On how to be deadly || Geralt of Rivia || part VIII
Word count: 3.1k+
Summary: Axelia is Witcher experiment herself and has gone through same harsh Trials as Geralt, but she wasn’t so lucky with the outcome. Her vision didn’t become better. Therefore, she was rendered blind in the end. And because of that, she solely uses her Witcher senses to make her ways. Only potions can give her false sense of sight for limited time.Somewhere along the way she meets the Rivian. Who’s interested to know how she’s been killing monsters and hasn’t been killed herself yet.
Warnings: heavy angst
A/N: some of that Jaskier love and so many grammar errors, i fucked up the tenses somewhere in the middle, meh
part I || part II || part III || part IV || part V || part VI || part VII || part VIII
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Ciri was sitting on the ground, in front of Jaskier and Axelia, couple feet away, since Axelia didn’t trust the girl yet. Jaskier had explained that she was no harm, if Axelia won’t piss of her.
But right now, Axelia was sitting on the ground, her face still tear ridden, but a little less. Eyes still puffy as Jaskier tried everything to distract Axelia’s mind. At the moment both of them were sitting on the ground, opposite Ciri. Jaskier was sitting behind Axelia, her back slumped against his chest as he was trying to teach her how to play the lute. His hands around her, pointing at the strings as he mumbled tips on how to play it, mixed with absolute nonsense. Axelia’s mind was still running in circles. Half-paying attention to whatever Jaskier was saying to her. And whenever he saw her become distracted in her thoughts, he would lean closer to her ear, whisper something and point to something somewhere in the forest. Girl would look up, small smile pulling at her lips, but soon dropping. Jaskier only sighing and raising his head, to let his eyes wander around, sending sad smile to Ciri. His eyes snapping back to Axelia in his arms whenever she would pull on a wrong string.
“This one, dear.” He would reposition her fingers on the fingerboard. Axelia would strum for a moment and then stop altogether. The bard glanced down at her, not saying a word.
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this should be illegal
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This dude...
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Butcher of Blaviken
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she had an overwhelming desire to possess what Yennefer had - A beautiful, exposed neck and on it a lovely glittering star. Regular eyebrows, accentuated with charcoal, and long eyelashes.
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Roach, get it together...
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...perfect paradise...
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