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gaspshichat · 22 hours

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Meeting

All dogs go to heaven

Inspired by Gem assuring Pearl that there will be more dogs in the next life (series)

So I want to think Tilly and Millie meet at the end of the series they were part of because it's just cute

Tilly is suspicious until she smells Pearl on Millie, and knows she's a friend :D

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gaspshichat · 22 hours

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i'm literally the funniest person

#there's something wrong with my brain

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gaspshichat · 7 days

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CHAT GO LOOK AT MY BESTIES OC !!!! THEIR NAME IS MATTIE AKA MATTRESS AND I HELPED CREATE THEM

oc in my (still wips) lovesong fics ! :3 my good friend @gaspshichat helped me come up with the majority of their character so shoutout to vyren

#explodes you with my brain and mind #/pos

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gaspshichat · 10 days

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I finished up my solarpunk pearl design!!! I had a lot of fun with it tihi

Have som nerdy info:

So all her tech is powered by solar panels, she charges her batteries throughout the day and changes them whenever she needs.

The tech in her boots and elytra is some form of hover tech, i got a suggestion from the discord that it could be balls of air like from avatar! And i find that idea really cool. Whatever it is it gives her the ability to fly.

When she isnt using her elytra she hovers over the ground because her boots are always on, she can fly very small distances with the boots but she needs the elytra for long distance trips.

The “headphones” on her head have radio technology that let her communicate over long distances and they can create a visor that analyse the environment around her.

The screens on her arm bracers help control her farms, watering, planting, harvesting ex.

Oh and Im planning on finishing up a sketch of her in a slightly modified postal pearl outfit! :D

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gaspshichat · 10 days

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i made pearlescentmoon's starter base out of lego!!

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gaspshichat · 12 days

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hi chat. pearl made me cry at 9:30 in the morning so y'all know what time is it. warning there will be swears [i say the f word ☹️] bc i haven't slept but i'm somehow not sick rn which. hasn't happened in weeks

[and a quick health update: pretty sure i have narrowed down what's making me sick to three possible things. i'm hopefully seeing my doctor soon bc the refill on my meds expires in june. we're so close and i haven't been able to breathe]

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OH MY GOD. Y'ALL. IF YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME AND SOMEHOW AREN'T A PEARL FAN. HOW ???? GO. GO BE A PEARL FAN. IT'S A THREAT

pearl is funny and kind and caring. there is a reason i gave her 10k bits the other day. she deserves the entire world and more. i don't know what the world did to her that made her so kind

i'm not the only one who has a message though !! here are a few messages from people but i've seen so many in reblogs and tweets and whatnot

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from my lovely partner tay aka twitter user PandoraRxse: I can’t catch streams very often but your videos always make me smile and I always look forward to a new upload. Keep doing what you’re doing, you’re amazing Pearl

from lovely twitter user SKYBL1NGS: shes like genuinely super funny and has great content that everyone can get into and shes really pretty and i loce pearlecentmoon

from a lovely anonymous twitter user: she is genuinly such an amazing artist, both in minecraft and in real life, all of her art is so lively in a way that i'm not sure how to describe best. also she is such a kind human being :))

from lovely tumblr user sapphicwhimsy: pearl is such a lovely and sweet person. shes SO kind to everyone in chat, new or old, and creates such a lovely environment to hang around in. her streams are the only ones i can sit through fully, and she has SUCH a lovely voice! i could listen to her read the dictionary, because im sure she would make it interesting. she has such a way to make everything interesting! even things like sitting still for thirty minutes can be something interesting in a pearl stream, because shes always got such amazing things to say. shes absolutely beautiful, inside and out, with a kind soul that matches her through and through. the fact that she always tries to read everyone out personally, and tries to pronounce their names correctly - and accepts corrections wholeheartedly - is so nice. and shes so wonderfully accepting to all of her community, and always has well wishes for everyone. shes truly a very wonderful and accepting person, who deserves the world! honestly the sweetest person ive ever came across.

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anyway onto the next part of why i made this post

HOW THE FUCK IS SHE SO PRETTY. WHAT. IT'S GENUINELY UNFAIR. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD BE A GODDAMN SCULPTURE

LIKE COME ON. I WISH I COULD DRAW SO I COULD DRAW HER. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. WHAT THE HELL. LOOK AT HER

featuring other GORGEOUS women. my god. i am so

anyway :)) it took me an hour and a half to write this bc i kept getting distracted. in short. pearl is so amazing and wonderful. it's weird how she remembers things about me and actually cares ???

also. SHE PRONOUNCED MY NAME CORRECTLY ???? I'VE HEARD SUCH TERRIBLE PRONUNCIATIONS BUT PEARL. SHE SAID IT RIGHR FIRST TRY. WHAT. i kind of want to hear how karn would attempt to pronounce it

[bc yes. i'm okay with anyone, including streamers, calling me vyren. you know me better than my dad does. it's okay to call me vy, vyren, gasp, or gasps]

sleepy brain wrote this post and i want to say so much more but i can't. i had a better message when i did my 10k bits message but that thing is long gone. the only way pearl knows about those bits is if she sees this

and to her community: i love y'all. y'all are lovely. thanks for helping make my shitty life a little brighter. the world may not be kind to me, but y'all are. thank y'all for that. y'all are so lovely

pearl, if you see this, sending all the love to you and your three cats. and yes. karn is the third cat

#pearlescentmoon #maintagging like she is a vampire and my tumblr is my house #appreciation post #the second time i've invited her in #chat y'all better say y'all's favourite things about her #and to people who are mean to pearl: i am in your walls 🫶

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gaspshichat · 15 days

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just wanted to add rq that this has broken my tumblr bc of the sheer amount of notifications 😭😭 glad i don't use this app ever

Hello good to see you on this not-tumblr on this fine timezone.

isn't tumblr a type of food

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gaspshichat · 15 days

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we get a little silly around here >:3

get perceived harder >:D

#stares directly into your soul

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gaspshichat · 18 days

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#blamedingo always works here. especially since they can't see this unless someone snitches

WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE. YOU WERE THE FIRST AND I WAS THINKING YOU'D BE THE LAST. I AM BLAMING YOU FOR WHISPER FINDING ME IN TWO PLACES AND DINGO FINDING ME ON TWITTER [<- silly]

does #blamedingo work here? because if so #blamedingo

okay but your house JUST APPEARED the one day out of nowhere you can't blame me for that /silly

#blamedingo

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gaspshichat · 18 days

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Hello good to see you on this not-tumblr on this fine timezone.

isn't tumblr a type of food

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gaspshichat · 19 days

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YOU AND KAT FOUND ME. PEARL FOUND ME TOO. AND DINGO SAW ME ON TWITTER. CAN ALL OF Y'ALL GET OUT ?????????? WHERE ARE YOU COMING FROM

How. How did I find you here Vyren

I swear, finding you here was completely unintentional what in the world

WHISPER YOU KEEP FINDING ME EVERYWHERE. WHAT THE FUCK. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ????

[i'm kidding you're allowed in but please know i'm fucking insane]

#seriously what are the odds #what post of mine did you see #how do people keep finding me #this happens too often #my friend jokes that i'm a micro celebrity #i'm not but it's funny

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gaspshichat · 19 days

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How. How did I find you here Vyren

I swear, finding you here was completely unintentional what in the world

WHISPER YOU KEEP FINDING ME EVERYWHERE. WHAT THE FUCK. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ????

[i'm kidding you're allowed in but please know i'm fucking insane]

#gasps asks #first my fucking ao3 #now my tumblr #next thing you know #whisper is at my job

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gaspshichat · 22 days

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winner winner chicken dinner

kofi

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gaspshichat · 22 days

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lazy day for meee

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gaspshichat · 22 days

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GET OUT

GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEEEEEE

THIS IS THE MOST NOT YOUR HOUSE YOU CAN GET !!!!

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gaspshichat · 22 days

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i am once again insanely late this week. this week's quotes will likely be posted on sunday bc of pearl streaming on saturday instead of friday for the charity stream [which i have smth big planned for that. pearl pretend you don't see this bc ik you check maintags]. next week's quotes and all weeks after will be their own posts bc it is impossible for me to type now :D

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pearl: your information lagged into my brain

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pearl: not all australians are loserfruit. i'm pearlescentmoon. hi nice to meet you, welcome on in

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pearl: in which i'm not frank, i'm pearl

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pearl: can't see through the crack

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pearl: you're such a passenger princess

karn: i am!

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joel: what should i write, pearl? what should i write to etho?

pearl: don't ask me! send him your love letter, i guess. neck kisses or something, you know?

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pearl: i lost my pants ☹️

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pearl: this is pee, man

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pearl: how many can i have?

xb: yes

pearl: what.

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pearl: breathe in my face. please

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pearl: i did indeed lose my pants again

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pearl: i didn't think i would be the one out of everyone who'd be changing their pants so frequently, yet here we are

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pearl: it's automated when i use my axe on it :)

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pearl: it's kind of like redstone but- ✨aesthetic✨ instead

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pearl: rock paper scissors babe :D

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pearl: that was brilliant timing !! uh, i win

karn: rigged rigged rigged rigged rigged

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pearl: you dropped your ball

karn: i had to put my hands on my face for what you just said

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karn: you're t-posing

pearl: i can t-pose all i want

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karn: what has happened to you ??

pearl: i don't know !! i look normal to me!

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karn: are you a ghost ???

pearl: *pearl ghost noises*

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karn: i'm very normal with what i say !!

pearl: no you're not

karn: blip blop jupity jop

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pearl: i am not stupid, i would just like to report that fact

pearl quotes !!

i write down a lot of pearl quotes and sometimes share them in her discord server. i've decided to put every single one i've gathered into one tumblr post. i will reblog the most recent addition every saturday with any new quotes that i have acquired. you can also send me quotes in my ask box or my dms on twitter [username is gaspshichat, like usual]. no guarantees that they'll be added though!

a lot of these quotes are sus and very out of context. that is part of the point! if pearl wants me to delete this, i absolutely will

[before it gets asked, karn is her bestie boyfriend]

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pearl: before we do that let me restock my balls

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pearl: ooh there's things happening on the ser- A BEACON ????

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pearl: don't thank me because i didn't approve of it

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pearl: i hope you guys understood what i said because i didn't

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pearl: "you killed a frog?" yup! it was for science......let it be known that is a terrible excuse in real life

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pearl: "do you take iron tablets?" i have them!

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pearl to keralis: well you're a letdown but i don't talk about that

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pearl: fix ai, make them breedable

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pearl: i got the double p! please don't acronym that

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pearl: "do you use slabs in terraforming?" *zooms in on a slab she used for terraforming* no

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pearl: "don't sell yourself short" it's okay i'm tall

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pearl: they don't bite! much..

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pearl: doc owes me child support!

*long, stunned silence*

cleo: ....okay….

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cleo: so keralis did the kidnapping, and you did kidnapping by proxy

pearl: ...no

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pearl: it was a heart of mutton. it was creepy

cleo: it was a meat heart :D

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cleo: i want to mail horrible things, like animals, to iskall

pearl: oh! that's horrid

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pearl: "you charge your other mats rent?" yes

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pearl: i don't know if this is lag or if my balls are just popping in really slowly

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pearl: these balls ain't going away

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pearl: let me move my balls aside for you

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pearl: hello ♪

karn: is it me you're looking for ♪

pearl: no ♪

karn: oh :(

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pearl: i don't need a big, strong man to kill me

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pearl: turn down the thing you need to turn down...you know what it is

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karn: i fractured the world from what i can tell

pearl: ..bruh

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pearl: what does the button do?

karn: THE BUTTON SHUTS THE DOORS ON US AND SPAWNS A BUNCH OF MOBS

pearl: i pushed the button hehe

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pearl: cleo made the child

false: ...the child?

pearl: yeah :D it's a bebe

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pearl: "why are there beach umbrellas at the post office?" *long pause* maybe it's because of all the water?

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pearl: you caught me mid construction

gem: i know >:3

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pearl: he's letting his babies loose

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gem: look at you up there. you're adorable *punches her*

pearl: aH-

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pearl: i am greatly navigationally challenged right now

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pearl: i got too comfortable with hermitcraft actually working

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pearl: ah! moist!

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pearl: anyway that's completely distracted me away from my really passionate rockies

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pearl: we have pickles to do !!

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karn: let's not sit on the balls

pearl: 🤨

karn: *holds up cat toys*

pearl: oh- *starts laughing and hides her very red face*

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pearl: just shove it in

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pearl: how do you know what brimstone tastes like

karn: i've lived quite the life

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pearl: give it a suck

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pearl: our feet are not equal

karn: why are you bringing our feet into this ??

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pearl: i could give you the australian bestie word-

karn, oblivious: alright

pearl: -but it's not pg

karn, realizing: ahhh

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karn: it's a mental thing, you see

pearl: oh

karn: yes, i'm mentally stuck here

pearl: i see

karn: yes, i'm in a position where i don't want to leave-

pearl: that's very intense for a friend

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karn: it's just as sweet as you

pearl: don't butter me up

karn: too late!

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pearl: i'm flee with extra flee

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karn: you okay, my dear?

pearl: *sobbing*

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pearl: did you pee in the ocean?

karn, instantly: yes

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pearl: stop wasting your bullets!

karn: sorry ☹️

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pearl: did you think his ass was his face ????

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pearl: in what realm is a butthole a face ????

karn: *trying to explain*

pearl: babe :I

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pearl: take that you stupid ass robot

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karn: on the count of three. one-

pearl: *starts blasting*

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pearl: stupid ass spider

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pearl: a butt is clearly defined by two cheeks, a hole, and a tail!

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pearl: [karn] is very special. in multiple ways

#pearlescentmoon #correct quotes #funny quotes #hc 10 #hc 10 quotes #hermitcraft 10 #hermitcraft 10 quotes #pearlescentmoon quotes

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gaspshichat · 25 days

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I better see everyone including cleo in winners fanart. I’m being serious for a minute. yeah, “real life” is just an april fool’s gag, but we are the mcyt fandom. we are literally known for taking silly gags and taking them seriously. so please please please don’t exclude cleo just because this life gag was a bit for april fool’s. please include them

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