functioning-minne-holic
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This blog represents the dark and turbulent inner workings of my upset stomach. I drink, I brew, and I know stuff. Continue if you're brave enough!
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idk man I think a pretty girl sitting on my face rn would fix a lot of my problems
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If he moans while eating you out, heās a SLUT.
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(canāt find it in the tiny word post but itās pen/e/tration not pen/i/trationā¦unless they spelled it wrong n thatās why ur laughing ā¦ā¦..im very sorry)
Anon you're so right. I found it and they spelled it correctly, my brain did not. Thanks for the correction!
Side note: pen/i/tration is funny because penis. Also yes I am an immature boy at heart and that made me giggle.
Heh. Penis. PENIS!
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Your pretty and seem nice but sometimes the stuff you post is weird and gross.
this is so fucking real
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Pack-a-day Dad bf š¤ fruity/420 vape pet gf
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Random shower thought: even if haiku-bot messes up there are so many languages in existence and it actually could be a haiku in one of them?
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if you ever want to love an idiot you know where to find me
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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
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getting him a shirt that says "i fucked the hot girl from tumblr and all i got was a kink for being called dad in bed"
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"Double vaginal penetration".
I...have SO many questions.
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying š
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The Bring me the Horizon shit going on is just like when people got mad at Rage Against the Machine for being "so political" a few years ago. It's fucking HILARIOUS.
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She's the GOAT (I'm gonna sacrifice her on an altar)
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I had to read this, and now so do you.
A...a fucking...WHAT now??
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I bruise very easily, by the way (flirting)
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Leave it to Lizzy to prove scientific theories in the cutest ways possible.
Competent... Cumpetent... Cum pet
Cum pet š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤š¤¤
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I think I hit a nerve.
Oh, you're ovulating? Gosh, it would be such a shame if I used ANY OTHER hole than the one that desperately needs it.
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This is the energy we all need š„ŗš„°
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