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fullmoonhijinks · 8 hours
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Nick: I know this isn't gonna sound how I mean this to sound, but I want to make love to this pizza.
Dylan: I get it.
Dylan: You should never say that to anyone else, but I get it.
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fullmoonhijinks · 1 day
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Laura: When I first met you, I did not like you
Travis: I'm aware of that
Laura: But then you and I spent some time together
Travis: Uh-huh
Laura: It did not get better
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fullmoonhijinks · 2 days
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Nick: Alright, kids! I'm here to make Home Ec home *excellent*
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fullmoonhijinks · 3 days
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Jacob: We aren’t gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win right here [points to his chest]
Abigail, smiling: Heart.
Jacob: No. Me! I’m going to win this for us.
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fullmoonhijinks · 4 days
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Emma, to Nick mid transformation: You think you can just bully people, but you can’t. It’s not okay.
Emma: I’m the bully around here, ask anyone!
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fullmoonhijinks · 5 days
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Laura: I'm a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologise later, like I do
Kaitlyn: You never apologise
Laura: Well, I *would* if I had ever been wrong
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fullmoonhijinks · 6 days
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Nick: Abi, you're like an angel with no wings
Abi: So, like, a person.
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fullmoonhijinks · 7 days
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Laura: Be the reason you're haunted! Go someplace forbidden. Read something from an ancient tome. Straight up fuck a demon.
Max: Please do none of those things
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fullmoonhijinks · 8 days
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Jacob: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Kaitlyn: I keep a list. It's alphabetised.
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fullmoonhijinks · 9 days
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Nick: Is there a word that's a mix between "angry" and "sad"?
Abi: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated…
Jacob: Smad.
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fullmoonhijinks · 10 days
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Emma: Max, remember when I promised to tell you when your clothes disappointed me?
Max: No
Emma: You weren't there, but a promise is a promise
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fullmoonhijinks · 11 days
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Jacob: This is random, but… dom or sub?
Nick: I guess Domino's. I don't go to subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category.
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fullmoonhijinks · 12 days
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Jacob: I feel like you're embarrassed to be dating me
Emma: That is accurate
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fullmoonhijinks · 13 days
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Ryan: I'm Laura Kearney's emergency contact
Police Officer: You here to pick her up?
Ryan: No, I'm here to have myself removed as her emergency contact
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fullmoonhijinks · 14 days
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Laura: Due to personal reasons, I will be performing vigilante justice
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fullmoonhijinks · 15 days
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Kaitlyn: I made tea
Ryan: I don't want tea
Kaitlyn: I didn't make tea for you, this is my tea
Ryan: Then why are you telling me?
Kaitlyn: It's a conversation starter
Ryan: That's a lousy conversation starter
Kaitlyn: Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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fullmoonhijinks · 15 days
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