She's back on her griddlehark brainrot

giving harrow the coffee shop fantasy she deserves

This is hashtag Kirianthe mood board for anyone who cares

matching shirts for you and the bestie

the thing i love about John Gaius is that he is absolutely a petty enough asshole to create nine Houses instead of eight to make sure everybody positively KNOWS that pluto is a planet after all. man probably never even had a quarrel with those billionaires and just wanted to show neil degrasse tyson that he can suck it

And now I can cry too

and what if Alecto would want to put her long hair into a braid

what then

HAH whats casual when the earth is dying and finds solace in a teenagers body

are there casual fans of the locked tomb series or did we all just collectively get our brains rewired and go feral for these books ?

Imagine the soul of the earth gives you god-like magic to save the planet from a climate apocalypse and you just hard focus on doing necromancy with it lmao. Imagine being handed the keys to life just to close off the door and declare that you conquered death. Imagine putting the embodiment of all life in a tomb and calling her an apocalypse to come. Incredible loser behaviour tbh.

I did not come here expecting to cry over naberius but he'll if I'm not inclined to do it anyway

i really did not expect to become THE naberius defense squad given how little i liked him when i first got into tlt but not only is he the key to understanding tridentarii, i think he is also the key to understanding what the necro/cav relationship truly is underneath all of the interpersonal, the romance, and the magic: a class of people who are born to be exploited. necromancy as a practice is inherently exploitative—exploitative of the dead, but it’s still exploitation—and naberius is the perfect example of how obedient, loyal, and chivalrous cavaliers are ultimately treated: like they are nothing. naberius is the perfect cavalier, everyone around him thinks so and he is highly proud of it, and being killed and eaten and used to power a necromancer’s immortal soul is a cavalier’s highest honor. it is only after his death that naberius realizes that what he wants, and what every cavalier wants, is autonomy and freedom from necromancers.

saw this pose floating around on twitter and immediately thought about them

tho not really a ship here

i can’t believe tamsyn muir fucking said this. i can’t believe how right she is. i want to take her out for tacos and have an emotional affair with her that ruins me for all other dinner partners.

gideon the ninth (2019)

harrow the ninth (2020)

nona the ninth (2022)

of all the plot twists in the locked tomb literally NOTHING hits quite as hard as the twist in GtN that the only reason gideon and harrow """hate""" each other is because they hate themselves and assume the other one has to hate them the same way and the second they both come clean about that they're immediately ready to drop it and die for each other in Grand Displays Of Dramatic Lesbianism. like it still fucks me up every time i think about it

lobotomy vibes

That's just what being love is

we don’t talk enough about how gideon stops to take the time to describe harrows smile as “long and sweet and beautiful” while being pursued by a 10 foot tall skeleton killing machine

hello I'm looking for one harrowhark nonagesimus

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

Lines that would insta kill harrowhark nonagesimus, bone nun extraordinaire

Gideon would 100% wear this

New outfit idea