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foxedthecards · 4 days
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" Nnf? " Jonas blinked, making a tremendous effort to get the words to process through the jellysludge that was currently his brain. " 'S...Jonus? Is...uh...uhm...cann I...buya vowel f'r two hundrert in...numbers..." Oh god. Was he getting graded for this test?
" Th'dog...ate m'homework...uhm.. " he mumbled out finally and his gaze slid towards the numbers on his arm again. He pointed to them. Or well he managed to after several tries. " S...this year? " Well. He'd gotten one at least.
It took a while or well, whatever passed as a 'while' in the Grey Void. Hard to tell really, time worked funny here. By some miracle Jonas finally regained consciousness, although the second he did he would immediately regret it.
It was his faint pained whine that alerted Shade to Jonas finally making it back to the world of the living. The whine was shortly followed by a whispered " Ongod...d-did...I get...hit bya...bus..." as his eyes (or well the one eye not swollen shut) came open and stared stupidly at his forearm and the number written on it.
" Hahhhn...? " he managed after another moment. Might be a while yet before he was capable of a more in-depth conversation.
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foxedthecards · 4 days
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Jonas blinked when the bird moved. Whoops. Lost already" Oh shit, "he squeaked in surprise. " You're not...stuffed or something you're real huh! " That bird sure had an intense stare. He turned his head slightly.
" You're some kind of...crow...raven? Yeah? I like birds. I really do, " he remarked. " I used to have a parakeet named Schmedrick but...I kinda got to the point that I couldn't take care of him. Ended up giving him to the guy that I rent pigeons from sometimes. He really deserved someone who'd take good care of him. " He paused.
" I'm sorry, " he said mournfully. Somehow the way the bird looked at him, he felt like he needed to offer an apology for being such a bad bird parent or something.
It's not certain when exactly the little redhead stepped in or how long he's been there but his gaze seems to be fixated on a full-length mirror in the corner. Not even in an admiring or studying the price sort of way. He's got the thousand yard stare of someone lost in a particularly vivid flashback. It's a bit unnerving.
James had kept an eye on the strange little man for a while, and when he was busy with another customer he sent Susan to watch him instead. After a while, and satisfied that the stranger wasn't appraising the piece, James decided it was time to approach.
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"Excuse me, you seem a little perturbed. Can I help you?"
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foxedthecards · 5 days
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" Oh uhm. Sure, " Jonas mumbled, reaching into his coat and producing the card. He sat there in silence musing over Artair's reply, his brow deeply furrowed. Finally he placed his chin in his hand.
" I mean well. I could complain about it until I'm blue in the face but...it doesn't change it, does it..." he said in a gloomy voice. " Besides... somebody somewhere probably has it worse. So not much use in complaining. I just live with it I guess. " He glanced up at Artair again, and his brows pinched together again briefly
" But oh heeyyyyy. Thanks for talking to me it does help! " he said, hasty to reassure lest Arthur feel like this whole conversation was a bewildering waste of breath. " Head feels way clearer now. Ready to take on the world again! "
Jonas looked at Artair. His expression screwed up in such an odd and distorted way it was hard to tell what exactly was going through that little red head of his. Then he snorted and laughed.
" I haven't been ok for a long time now, " he answered, his tone light in contrast to those rather grim words. " I'm like delirious with how very not Okay I am! But hell if I know when to stop and take a break. I came here to chase a promise of a gig because work's been slow right? But this uhhh...."
He stopped, thinking a minute again and his hands moved erratically as if trying to physically wind up the scattered threads of his thoughts again. " Right, right the other thing. The other job. In Vegas. Oh yeah. Oh fuck, the whole reason I'm here at the bus stop...god how could I fo..."
He grew very still, the sentence trailing off, his gaze turning inward a moment. Then his eyes flicked back towards Artair. A weary smile crossed his face.
" You know, I don't even remember who exactly I talked to about the job in Vegas or the details of that agreement. That's the way things are constantly for me. A gig I don't remember booking. People coming up to me that know me and I don't know them. Whole sections of my performances that I wish I *could* remember because it actually sounds like I did incredible for once instead of being a blustery clumsy mess. "
He looked down at the card. " God I *want* to remember the things that are important. Like meeting a kind stranger in a backwater town, having a conversation I can reflect on later and being able to know him again when I see him. But that's never a guarantee so the best I can do is have him write his name on a card, eh? "
He began idly flipping the card back and forth again. " This shit terrifies me, " he remarked. " Human connections and memories and all that stuff. It’s like a knife that I know is gonna cut me one day or-or a stranger in the mirror that's looking back at me..."
He fell into a deep silence and then made an irritated sort of wave around his face as if shooing off a fly. " You know once I get started I talk way too fuckin' much about myself so why don't we just stop it there..."
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foxedthecards · 5 days
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((It HE))
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He can smile sometimes ^^
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foxedthecards · 7 days
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It took a while or well, whatever passed as a 'while' in the Grey Void. Hard to tell really, time worked funny here. By some miracle Jonas finally regained consciousness, although the second he did he would immediately regret it.
It was his faint pained whine that alerted Shade to Jonas finally making it back to the world of the living. The whine was shortly followed by a whispered " Ongod...d-did...I get...hit bya...bus..." as his eyes (or well the one eye not swollen shut) came open and stared stupidly at his forearm and the number written on it.
" Hahhhn...? " he managed after another moment. Might be a while yet before he was capable of a more in-depth conversation.
All the answer he got out of Jonas was a pathetic little whiffling noise out of the corner of his mouth. Well he was breathing at least. But that was probably a no. Might be best to just get his battered body somewhere safe and comfortable until consciousness returned properly.
Jonas what on *earth* had you gotten yourself into now...
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foxedthecards · 7 days
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"*Mmm... just point me in the direction to dash I guess,*" he sighed, tapping his finger against his chin thoughtfully. He approached the door, studying it and then began to fiddle with the pins on the hinges.
"*How interesting. Quite a hefty door for the bathroom. In fact I think if you remove this pin...and then this pin...and give this door a good smack here...*"
He stepped back lightly as the whole door without warning swung crazily outwards and tilted, followed by the surprised roars of the gentleman on the other side finding themselves smacked by a rather heavy door.
"*Hup!*" He didn't have much weight behind the following jump onto the door but it did still serve to break the rest of the frame off and land it solidly onto the goons. Jonas ran up and over the door, landing lightly on the other side.
"*All yours!*" he called over his shoulder back to Willow. The main gunman, freeing himself from under the door staggered to his feet and snarled, " I'll fuckin' KILL you! " at Jonas, aimed and began shooting. His mates, confused and still struggling free followed suit. Gunshots rang out and the whole venue of tightly packed people began screaming and panicking, pressing for the nearest exits.
A small sigh escaped from Jonas as he took Willow's hand and allowed himself to be pulled up to a standing position. He immediately regretted it and just barely caught himself on the sink, clinging to it, his hand fumbling to turn the cold water on. This wasn’t going to work. This wasn’t going to work. He splashed his face, soaked it and looked up in the mirror staring at it. He couldn't even fucking see himself properly, blood throbbing in his ears, the light too bright, his stomach churning, his limbs weak and watery. This wasn’t going to wo...
The lights clicked out in Jonas's brain.
He was aware of standing there in pitch blackness, holding onto the sink for dear life, staring in the mirror and seeing himself staring back with calm yellow eyes.
*I'll handle this I suppose. Go to sleep.*
His reflection reached out through the mirror and with a resigned sigh, gave Jonas's forehead a flick right across his scar. Jonas closed his eyes and fell backwards as the darkness swallowed him up...
Outwardly what Willow witnessed was a brief moment in which Jonas started to collapse at the sink, closed his eyes and then without warning jerked them open again, straightened up and gripped the sides of the sink. His hand pressed against his wrist, taking his pulse for a few minutes, he rubbed his face, examined it closely for a moment and then nodded. His whole demeanor seemed different more than a simple splash of cold water ought to do.
"*If I were to guess, I'd say those drinks had been drugged...Bit of a idiotic thing to do, just down them like that but looks like the worst of it has worn off*" he remarked. "*Although I'm not sure what you expect me to do aside from possibly puking on those men but I think I can keep pace for a bit now. What did you have in mind?*"
Yellow eyes turned their gaze towards Willow.
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foxedthecards · 9 days
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Reunion after (physical) trauma prompts
tws apply: grief/fear for someone’s life, mention of injuries, unconsciousness, hospitals, comas, mention of involuntary drugging. that’s the general vibe.
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“Theeeere you are. Hi. Welcome back.”
“Breathe. Hi, we found you, just breathe for me, okay?”
“This is going to hurt, but it will help you.”
“You’re safe. [Name], can you hear me? They’re here to help you, you need to let them help you.”
“I found them, they’re over here!”
“Does anyone have medical training?”
“N.. no, no, no, no, hey. [Name]? Hi, I’ve got you.”
“You can sleep, [name]. It’s over.”
“I’ll still be here when you wake up.”
“You were in an induced coma. Your body went through a lot.”
“I wasn’t –… Your doctors weren’t sure you’d wake up.”
“[Name]? Was that - did you squeeze my hand?”
“It’s okay. It’s meant to be there, it’s helping you breathe.”
“Can you hear me?”
“You.. you were so close to dying. I was scared.”
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[ GATHER ] for sender to gather receiver’s (unconscious) body into their arms, in the style of no no no not them.
[ STARING ] for sender to find receiver sitting alone staring at a wall, covered in blood, and to touch their arm.
[ WAITING ] for sender to be waiting at receiver’s hospital bedside when receiver finally comes out of a coma, or wakes from surgery.
[ STEADY ] for sender to catch or steady receiver when receiver tries to stand up too early or to push their body past what it’s ready for
[ TEARS ]  for receiver to find tears on sender’s face, when they’re finally reunited (either immediately after the trauma, or waking up in a hospital), because sender thought receiver was dead or dying
[ GRIEF ]  for receiver to wake up just as sender is saying goodbye, because the doctors told them to. feel free to specify what they might be saying. do not judge me, this is going in the meme
[ LETTER ] for sender to find a last letter, video, text, etc that receiver made for them, thinking they wouldn’t make it out of the situation alive. Obviously receiver does make it out alive, but the letter/video still exists (and receiver will detail what’s in it).
[ FIGHT ] for receiving muse to not recognize sender or medical staff trying to help them, due to being drugged or otherwise disoriented – so they fight.
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foxedthecards · 9 days
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All the answer he got out of Jonas was a pathetic little whiffling noise out of the corner of his mouth. Well he was breathing at least. But that was probably a no. Might be best to just get his battered body somewhere safe and comfortable until consciousness returned properly.
Jonas what on *earth* had you gotten yourself into now...
It was at this point that he finally grudgingly admitted this was probably all pointless. He'd already wasted too much time, the perpetrator no doubt had scuttled away somewhere safe by now, Jonas's body was effectively useless until he'd gotten it into better shape and besides which the state they both were in now, Mr. Fox realized he was also losing his tenuous grip on the steering wheel so to speak. Ugh. So...he needed to rest as well.
His best hope then was to lay low for now, recuperate and plan. Hm. Perhaps the giant could be of some use after all?
" Not a...hospital. Some place safe. For now..." he said haltingly as he rolled up the tattered sleeve of his arm, touched his bleeding head and wrote numbers on his arm with his own blood before showing Shade. " That number. Memorize it. Call it yourself. Or...tell him when he wakes up. Tell me. I mean. That's all you need..."
His eyes fluttered, the gold in them fading rapidly. " ...You...need...do..."
Then they focused for a brief second, brown as always, staring up at him.
"...Sh-shade? "
He fell forward, gentle as a feather, in Shade's open hand.
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foxedthecards · 9 days
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A small sigh escaped from Jonas as he took Willow's hand and allowed himself to be pulled up to a standing position. He immediately regretted it and just barely caught himself on the sink, clinging to it, his hand fumbling to turn the cold water on. This wasn’t going to work. This wasn’t going to work. He splashed his face, soaked it and looked up in the mirror staring at it. He couldn't even fucking see himself properly, blood throbbing in his ears, the light too bright, his stomach churning, his limbs weak and watery. This wasn’t going to wo...
The lights clicked out in Jonas's brain.
He was aware of standing there in pitch blackness, holding onto the sink for dear life, staring in the mirror and seeing himself staring back with calm yellow eyes.
*I'll handle this I suppose. Go to sleep.*
His reflection reached out through the mirror and with a resigned sigh, gave Jonas's forehead a flick right across his scar. Jonas closed his eyes and fell backwards as the darkness swallowed him up...
Outwardly what Willow witnessed was a brief moment in which Jonas started to collapse at the sink, closed his eyes and then without warning jerked them open again, straightened up and gripped the sides of the sink. His hand pressed against his wrist, taking his pulse for a few minutes, he rubbed his face, examined it closely for a moment and then nodded. His whole demeanor seemed different more than a simple splash of cold water ought to do.
"*If I were to guess, I'd say those drinks had been drugged...Bit of a idiotic thing to do, just down them like that but looks like the worst of it has worn off*" he remarked. "*Although I'm not sure what you expect me to do aside from possibly puking on those men but I think I can keep pace for a bit now. What did you have in mind?*"
Yellow eyes turned their gaze towards Willow.
Jonas's response of course was delayed a bit on account of having stumbled off to be miserably sick for a bit. He finally burbled out " 'nyes..." before slumping back against the tiles, blinking rapidly up at the flickering florescent light.
" S'my...name..." he added. " Jonus...I-I dunno I jus'...know tha's...tha's...uhhhh...uhhhhh" God, he knew the guy but letters danced merrily around his addled brain, never forming a coherent name. " Heeee...kills f'r...a...livin' " he finally mumbled lamely, pulling his legs up and placing his head in his hands before it decided to roll off somewhere. " I'm in...th' shit. Th' shitter...Are we inna...bathroom? I can'think..." Clearly he wasn't going to be very useful for getting information at this point.
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foxedthecards · 9 days
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Jonas looked at Artair. His expression screwed up in such an odd and distorted way it was hard to tell what exactly was going through that little red head of his. Then he snorted and laughed.
" I haven't been ok for a long time now, " he answered, his tone light in contrast to those rather grim words. " I'm like delirious with how very not Okay I am! But hell if I know when to stop and take a break. I came here to chase a promise of a gig because work's been slow right? But this uhhh...."
He stopped, thinking a minute again and his hands moved erratically as if trying to physically wind up the scattered threads of his thoughts again. " Right, right the other thing. The other job. In Vegas. Oh yeah. Oh fuck, the whole reason I'm here at the bus stop...god how could I fo..."
He grew very still, the sentence trailing off, his gaze turning inward a moment. Then his eyes flicked back towards Artair. A weary smile crossed his face.
" You know, I don't even remember who exactly I talked to about the job in Vegas or the details of that agreement. That's the way things are constantly for me. A gig I don't remember booking. People coming up to me that know me and I don't know them. Whole sections of my performances that I wish I *could* remember because it actually sounds like I did incredible for once instead of being a blustery clumsy mess. "
He looked down at the card. " God I *want* to remember the things that are important. Like meeting a kind stranger in a backwater town, having a conversation I can reflect on later and being able to know him again when I see him. But that's never a guarantee so the best I can do is have him write his name on a card, eh? "
He began idly flipping the card back and forth again. " This shit terrifies me, " he remarked. " Human connections and memories and all that stuff. It’s like a knife that I know is gonna cut me one day or-or a stranger in the mirror that's looking back at me..."
He fell into a deep silence and then made an irritated sort of wave around his face as if shooing off a fly. " You know once I get started I talk way too fuckin' much about myself so why don't we just stop it there..."
" Aheh...Honestly I forget uhm which was which?" Jonas mumbled, giving Artair a quick dismissive wave. " Also. Ugh. 'Used' c'mon? I've met plenty of tools, save that kind of talk for the garage. " The distaste on his face repeating the word 'used' was pretty obvious.
He shifted himself around again, folding his leg up on the bench, crossing his arms over his knee and tapping the tips of his fingers together in a deep and thoughtful silence. Finally he spoke again.
" I mean. Talking about...things. It sounds nice? " he said, frowning again. " 'Do you want to talk about it?' Sure I do! Again, you'd make one hell of a bartender. I've pulled that job a few times you know? Between gigs when work's slow, y'know. It's amazing what drunks will sob and slobber on about in their martini or Fuzzy Navel or whatever and yeah sometimes it's the most trivial shit you can think of like 'I blew forty bucks at the slots now I gotta walk back to the hotel room' or 'The showgirl gave me a fake phone number'...I always would tell customers right up front about that by the way even if the house didn't: don't ask the showgirls for their phone number, cause it's rude as shit. Man...some of the stories the girls told too ughhh. They don't get paid nearly enough to deal with the creeps. Uhh...ok where was I going with this again. Uhm. "
He took a moment to trace back his thought processes and reign in the rambling before continuing, " Anyways. Bartending. Right. You run into people with genuine problems. Usually they're regulars. So you end up hearing all about their fucked up lives a lot. Usually on repeat 'cause they forget they told you this same story like...five minutes ago. And I guess it's...sad because whatever the story, trivial or messed up it really does bother them. And maybe it bothers you too. To hear it but you gotta be. Professional about things, I guess. "
He paused again. " I'm...not just jerking your chain around in babbling on about this. I swear there's a point I'm getting to," he said in a quieter voice. " I guess you wanna know about the card thing right? Why I asked you to write your name on it? Yeah. " Tappy-tappy-tap went the ends of his fingers against each other.
" I...forget things. Not like 'oh forgot my keys' or anything like that. See...culinary school didn't work out because well. I got in an...an accident? Pretty bad one. Like well...the details, they're all second-hand word of mouth because there's...mmmm. A year? A year and a half? Yeah. " He tapped the side of his temple. " Nothing there! This space for rent or something. So...because of that. I forget things a lot. That's why I asked for your name. "
He gave a little offhand shrug as he pulled the card out again, flicking it back and forth with his finger. " I dunno I'll be lucky enough to run back into you again. But just in case! "
He stopped flicking the card a moment, his brow furrowed in thought. " There was...something else I wanted to say... " he mumbled. " Something to do with...bartending? " He also couldn't quite recall why the two of them were sitting at this bus stop. Obviously waiting for a bus though wasn't it a bit late for that? What time was it anyways?
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foxedthecards · 12 days
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Reblog if it is totally, 100% fine to send anonymous comments to your muse pertaining to the events in your RP
( originally by imlostinthesnow, archived here)
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foxedthecards · 12 days
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set the scene setting prompts (but a little more specific) from yours truly.
001, a convenience store past midnight.
002, a hospital waiting room at 3 in the morning.
003, a photoshoot outdoors in the middle of winter.
004, an indoor filming set of a detective's office.
005, a new house/apartment filled with unopened cardboard boxes.
006, a swing set in an empty playground at night.
007, on stage in an empty theatre.
008, inside an old abandoned house.
009, an empty cemetery at night.
010, the arrival hall at an airport.
011, the last train compartment that's not full.
012, the roulette table in a casino.
013, on the deck of a cruise ship.
014, a kitchen during a black out, surrounded by candles.
015, a treehouse in the middle of the woods.
016, on the dance floor during a wedding.
017, behind the chapel before the wedding ceremony starts.
018, backstage during the middle of a concert.
019, a crowded club during a bachelorette party.
020, standing in front of a painting at a museum.
021, a small, intimate family barbecue.
022, a gazebo while it's raining.
023, the back of an empty bus.
024, a hotel room with only one bed.
025, an empty balcony while a party goes on inside.
026, a bar just after closing.
027, an empty sports stadium.
028, lakeside while the sun is setting.
030, an empty stretch of road beside a broken down car.
031, in front of a suspicious pool of blood in an empty parking lot.
032, in the crowd of spectators during an underground fight.
033, a plane during a bout of turbulence.
034, on kiss cam at a sports game.
035, at a table during a charity gala.
036, a masquerade ball.
037, a halloween party in a suburban house.
038, the beach in the late afternoon.
039, a dressing room after a big performance.
040, exploring the depths of a mysterious cave.
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foxedthecards · 14 days
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Questions 7, 32, 45?
7 - What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?
(( The mun would probably yell out " S.W. ERDNASE FIRST EDITION YOU SAY? " and honestly Jonas would just *materialize* like " yes??!? where?!?! " For those who are like huh, S. W. Erdnase is the author (pseudonym) for a book called The Expert At The Card Table which is like The Book of Books in magician circles. First editions are super rare and super coveted. Jonas is just that big of a nerd about magic history. Sadly while Jonas has had many acquaintances and partners he unfortunately has never had anyone close-close enough to him to get to really know him although maybe in time and future rps that will happen. If it got to that point probably all they'd have to yell is " Audition at the Castle! " The Castle being this))
32 - If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?
((Jaywalking and because he probably just wouldn't be paying attention 🙄 ))
45 - What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?
" This pretentious experimental dining trend. Ok ok hear me out like...I get the concept of the whole 'make the dining a theatrical experience' thing I really do. Got nothing against it! If it's done right it's incredible. I'm talking shit like ' Every thirty five minutes at the sounding of a gong I will serve you 1 stale Ritz cracker on the beak of a taxidermined duck head emerging from a plaster mold of my ass drizzled in soy sauce that's been left outside for three days' And charge like 1300 dollars for it. That is... an incredibly ballsy and amazing hustle admittedly but it's not a dining experience it's not even about food so why call it that? Ugh. I swear..." He goes off on a tangent muttering to himself.
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foxedthecards · 15 days
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It was at this point that he finally grudgingly admitted this was probably all pointless. He'd already wasted too much time, the perpetrator no doubt had scuttled away somewhere safe by now, Jonas's body was effectively useless until he'd gotten it into better shape and besides which the state they both were in now, Mr. Fox realized he was also losing his tenuous grip on the steering wheel so to speak. Ugh. So...he needed to rest as well.
His best hope then was to lay low for now, recuperate and plan. Hm. Perhaps the giant could be of some use after all?
" Not a...hospital. Some place safe. For now..." he said haltingly as he rolled up the tattered sleeve of his arm, touched his bleeding head and wrote numbers on his arm with his own blood before showing Shade. " That number. Memorize it. Call it yourself. Or...tell him when he wakes up. Tell me. I mean. That's all you need..."
His eyes fluttered, the gold in them fading rapidly. " ...You...need...do..."
Then they focused for a brief second, brown as always, staring up at him.
"...Sh-shade? "
He fell forward, gentle as a feather, in Shade's open hand.
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"Well of course I can teleport other people. It's really as simple as moving anything else, after all—" gestured to his own attire, "—it isn't as if I come empty-handed."
He'd answered quickly but only now was stopping to consider the reason for the question.
"Are you wanting to go somewhere? A hospital, perhaps?" He pushed that word to not-so-subtly imply that's where Jonas should be going, but he had a feeling that was not what he had in mind.
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foxedthecards · 15 days
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Jonas had an awareness of being spoken to and being shifted somewhere else that seemed a bit more comfortable than a floor but his heat-addled brain didn't register much more than that. He only drew his legs up a bit, let his his head fall over and closed his eyes. Not really sleeping, mind you. More like his exhausted mind and body going into a weird sort of... extended daydream...
...He stood in front of what looked like an absolutely ancient three story building. It seemed familiar somehow but his mind trying to patch together places he'd visited in the past couldn’t quite seem to place it. It looked a bit like an old dilapidated chapel of some kind? Certainly with the stained glass windows only they appeared to have been crudely painted over in semi-opaque shades of red, yellow and a violet so dark it looked black. The exterior door, ancient wood with layers of black paint also had that sort of air of a cathedral entrance about it. At the center of the door affixed about where a door knocker might be, an ebony black Venetian styled half-mask creased its empty eyes at him. In mirth or maliciousness it was hard to tell.
He could just about read the ruined sign overhead on the door. Something something...Hellequin...
The mask blinked down at him suddenly with indifferent yellow eyes.
...Ah-ah...none of that now...
Jonas gave a little snorf and opened one eye looking around himself in confusion for a moment.
Was...was that a fucking bird looking at him? Wait a minute. Where was he?
It's not certain when exactly the little redhead stepped in or how long he's been there but his gaze seems to be fixated on a full-length mirror in the corner. Not even in an admiring or studying the price sort of way. He's got the thousand yard stare of someone lost in a particularly vivid flashback. It's a bit unnerving.
James had kept an eye on the strange little man for a while, and when he was busy with another customer he sent Susan to watch him instead. After a while, and satisfied that the stranger wasn't appraising the piece, James decided it was time to approach.
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"Excuse me, you seem a little perturbed. Can I help you?"
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foxedthecards · 15 days
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Jonas's response of course was delayed a bit on account of having stumbled off to be miserably sick for a bit. He finally burbled out " 'nyes..." before slumping back against the tiles, blinking rapidly up at the flickering florescent light.
" S'my...name..." he added. " Jonus...I-I dunno I jus'...know tha's...tha's...uhhhh...uhhhhh" God, he knew the guy but letters danced merrily around his addled brain, never forming a coherent name. " Heeee...kills f'r...a...livin' " he finally mumbled lamely, pulling his legs up and placing his head in his hands before it decided to roll off somewhere. " I'm in...th' shit. Th' shitter...Are we inna...bathroom? I can'think..." Clearly he wasn't going to be very useful for getting information at this point.
The atmosphere between the man and Willow changed immediately as he glanced down and saw the katana. His smile went from genial to downright unpleasant but surprisingly, he put his hands up and backed off.
" Hey hey. Easy sweetheart, " he chuckled, somehow managing to exude even more of a sliminess about him. " Sorry. Did I interrupt something personal? Ha ha. My mistake. "
He made a show of running his hand through his hair nonchalantly, glancing across the crowded room and smiling before he leaned back against the wall outside of the bathroom door. " I'll just wait here then until you two are done, " he remarked as two other men made their way towards him through the crowd. " Wouldn't want to cause a scene, right? Get people unnecessarily stirred up or maybe even hurt. "
He wasn't even trying to hide his intentions, clearly thinking he had the advantage here by numbers and weaponry. What could Willow do anyways? Hide in the bathroom? They'd wait her out until closing time. Start fighting right then and there? Crowded as it was, not a lot of room to start swinging a katana around efficiently. Plus she had Jonas barely hanging on her arm. The goon's heavy lidded gaze mocked her as his buddies nonchalantly joined him, looking for all the world like they were just waiting their turn in line.
" Mmgonna...puke..." came Jonas's faint mumble.
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foxedthecards · 15 days
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There was a bit of a record scratch moment in which you could practically see the cogs of Jonas's brain screech to a halt, start turning backwards and get hopelessly hosed-up.
" Wait...are you sayin'...wait...hold on...what...wait a minute...like...ok first of all...how would you do weird shit with pickle jui...no. Nevermind. Nope... Gonna stop that thought. Right there. Whooouf..." He patted his face. " Anyways -ow- I was trying some variations on a pickletini because -ow- I'm between jobs right now. So falling back on bartending for a few months. You don't wanna be -ow- a taste-tester do you? "
" Pari ok so I cannot emphasize this enough... I am a fully adult human being man with a working functional brain fully capable of rational decision making skills. Now having said that..."
He lifts his leg up and places his foot on the counter. It's wedged inside of a pickle jar. His face is as red as his hair.
" Can you help me get this off? Please? "
Pari just gave him an absolutely astounded and somewhat withering look. There was a lot of questions that she'd wanted to ask, but the first and most prevalent one was the one she uttered.
"Okay. WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK?!"
She asked before gesturing wildly at his current state.
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