Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”
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the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
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purple hacker
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Hero: Hey sexy, how about you put down what you're doing and we can get outta here? ;)
Villain:
Villain: I'm holding 14 people hostage and that's the very first thing you say to me?
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"youve already written that trope" yesss. i like it a lots. i will be writing it again. 1000 stories of the same trope over and over again for ten million years
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catholic priest running late to mass with the sacramental bread in his mouth
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No-Bake Fruit & Granola Tart
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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way
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just like me fr
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constantly torn between "i wish I could magically learn this language immediately and speak it perfectly" and "part of language acquisition is the process, and learning it immediately wouldn't have as much meaning or significance to me"
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the two genders are yes or no
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