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James Vowles when Alex Albon inevitably crashes Sargent’s car in Turn 6 too
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Old man is making me emotional
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I'm already getting the feeling that he's somehow gonna be even sillier this year 🤔
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i think the reason i like esteban ocon so much is that he has had teemmate beef at basically every point of his career, but he is always the salad cat and never the woman yelling at the cat. like, do you get the vibes?
Even more so, he has the vibes if the cat with knives pointed at it. What does it say about esteban (or me) that i associate him with not one, but TWO smug meme cats?
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this bitch has been LOSING the idgaf war for twenty years!!!
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The WSJ leaking the identity of Christian Horner's victim/accuser is a disgusting, gross and dangerous invasion of privacy, and every single twitter/social media account amplifying these claims should be ashamed. Less than an hour online and already the online weirdo brigade are stalking Red Bull female employee's linkedin pages, posting private information all over social media and doxxing them.
I hope those women manage to get their private info offline asap, and am incredibly sorry for the extremely misogynistic crap that they are about to face. Also hope whoever is responsible for leaking the victim's identity is held to account, even tabloids managed to keep her safer.
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YESSS MY MEDICAL MARVEL KING!
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lmao thought this was a tumblr joke but I found the video - he really said that shit hahaha
Jenson Button and Fernando Alonso (2015)
"...I might have a man crush on my ex teammate..." - Jenson Button, 2024 (#staypositive)
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The people should get to vote on this ranking and it should be used as the starting grid for the first race of the season.
It pains me to say it but Max and Fernando were the best gift givers this year. Max's was funny and requires effort and forethought. Did Fernando give away his sponsor's merch? Yes. But it was useful and that's what matters.
Zhou gifting Yuki a cookbook and apron is a close third.
Oscar getting Alex Albon Pets personalized golf balls is adorable even if he sucks at golf. 4th for him.
Logan is a close tie for 5th for the cute little onesie. Carlos's mini gaming system is cute and combines both of Max's favorite things but its low effort so it's a tie with Logan and Lance's El Capitan pilot's cap.
Nico Hulkenberg comes in 8th for the tripod joke lol.
Valtteri gets 9th for his gag gift of a large chilli-printed bikini cut underwear and Chilli sauces. I don't even like Carlos and I know he doesn't like spicy food lol. 9th for you.
Also, George's monologue about crappy gifts only to then gift Estie the most cringe spiderman travel set is a perfect ending to his very memeable year. 10th for him.
I want to know what the inside joke between Estie and Nico Hulkenberg is that makes that emoji mug so funny. 11th I guess.
Chocolate and a Koala tee Daniel? Really? You'd think as an Australian he'd be annoyed by the stereotypes, but I guess not. 12th for him.
Jail for everyone who gave gifts from their merch/sponsor including Yuki, Alex, Checo, and especially for Charles for not even gifting his own merch but Valtteri's instead.
Pierre gets 0 points for being late. Kmag gets 0 points for whatever that bobble head, airport giftshop paperweight Santa thing was.
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same energy
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There are so many clips of Nando being insane in any way he can think of. I absolutely love it and strive to be this chaotic
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How Did F1 Get Vegas Weather So Wrong?
It's because rich people don't live in the same world as the rest of us lol. They don't have to think about the weather. They're not walking anywhere. They're not taking public transportation anywhere. They have drivers who take them from their mansion to their "work".
I don't even think rich people know wtf weather is. That's why you get F1 weather clusterfucks like Qatar and Vegas.
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Fernando Alonso is a Millennial
I'm going to need people to stop calling Fernando Alonso old. He is a millennial. I, too, am a millennial and I am a baby.
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all these celebrities and athletes investing in alpine has to be a money laundering operation like why would you look at that steaming pile of mid that is in some form of turmoil every 3-5 business days and think yeah. that’s where i want to put my millions
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Everyone was waiting for the French Civil War this year but instead we're getting these annoying Red Bull fucks going at it behind the scenes and...I'm here for it lol.
Christian Horner is on a one man political back stabbing thriller and is allegedly:
Actively trying to get rid of Helmut Marko so he can be unilaterally responsible for all of Red Bull's F1 operations
Tried to get Yuki kicked out of AT and Red Bull at large
So much so he was willing to pay 10 mil to get rid of him
He was allegedly stopped by Marko who thought kicking Yuki out now would make the remainder of Honda's tenure very hostile
^ this tracks with the verified account of Honda having to step in to Yukis contract negotiations after they had "stalled"
source
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Top Hits of "what if classic F1 had social media"
Piquet calls Senna the f slur. Gets mass reported and suspended.
Mansell posts selfie with sensitive data visible in it accidentally
James Hunt "this edible ain't shit" "I always wanted to fuck him" tweets about niki
Senna ratios Balestre
Popular bot account keeps track of whenever Prost and Senna follow or unfollow each other on insta.
Twitch streamer Alesi reacting to memes
Notorious thirst trapper James Hunt who will share a story about a tragic world event in his insta story and the next story is his bare ass
Mika and DC forced to do cringe tiktok trends
Giles mid Instagram live has "can you guys watch my kids while I go smoke" moment with Jacques
Michael Schumacher cheats at sim racing.
Alfa Twitter tweets about fangio and moss the way Merc/am Twitter tweets about sewis.
Fangio "story time: I got kidnapped?" YouTube video
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