ferns & friends

This had occurred due to these latter two persons deciding to marry one another and leave the profession. I have always found such liaisons a serious threat to the order in a house. Since that time, I have lost a numerous more employees in such circumstances.

Kazuo Ishiguro, The Remains of the Day

04.20.2024

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Stevens’ father, as he’s dying: I hope I’ve been a good father to you

Stevens: Okay…. I have to go butler now

the cupboard under the stairs

i genuinely cannot believe this screenshot exists and is real omg

“harry, malfoy’s looking over here… well, he was.”

Orange cat

Someone was just telling me how the real reason people hate pineapple pizza is probably that most restaurants just sprinkle the pizza with blocky wet pineapple chunks when the original style recipe called for paper thin slices that quickly caramelize in the oven, giving the pizza a gooey sweetness that blends smoothly into the tangier acidity of the tomatoes. They are after all both fruit.

And I actually did like pineapple on pizza, but I only ever had it served to me as the chunks, and NOW that looks gross in comparison to that description.

Ember, lost and alone - A page spread illustration from my upcoming picture book "The Bakery Dragon" which you can pre-order now!

wish i could call in bitchy to work

Lost in the Pages

Between Two Tomes

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Glittering?! Harry. That is not how you describe your nemesis. Also you’re running away from the Death Eaters who just showed up at the World Cup. Is this really the time?

The Performer 🎭🎶 A character class for The Hidden Isle.

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