so castlevania is one of those shows where you swear someone has added fake captions to a screenshot but it´s actually real.
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Ok listen
So far I haven’t heard any of the other vampires hiss, just Alucard
What if hes just like that
Dracula: Alucard eat your vegetables
Alucard like 12 years old: HHHKSKSSSSSSSSSS
Dracula: ????? EXCUSE ME
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I’m gonna post some things that my roommate has been saying as we watch this
I can’t get over how perfect his DNA is (abt adrian)
I DONT KNOW WHO I SHIP
Hector is one beautiful bastard
Bitch (abt carmilla)
I sexually identify as Hectors neck
Why is everyone so perfect in this show?
Why am I crying? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
Is there hentai in this?
I’m kinda upset that there’s not now
Jk that’s kinda gross
I want her NAILS THEYRE SO PERFECT
*in show carmilla: just answer this one question* my roommate: DO YOU KNOW THW MUFFIN MAN?
Her eyebrows are whack
Did you see the heels Dracula had on? Do you think they’re Louis Vuitton’s? THESE IS RED BOTTOMS, with blood. All designer.
Did he just pour DRACULA a CUP OF WATER?? DOES HE NOT KNOW?
IOM A WOT?
No rules just right
GROSS
Tonight we yeet
*sees Dracula’s mirror* is that an iPad Pro?
HE CAN GO THRU IT? This is an iPad PRO pro
If u ain’t 7 meters tall don’t even TALK to me (upon realizing how tall Dracula is)
YASSS VIKING VAMPIRE. He’s a vikampire. Or a… vampking
Damn, those humans didn’t do shit to them
Oh trevor you misunderstood soul
I’m not gonna cry *through tears* there’s enough room for two
WHY AM I CRYING (seeing Sypha asleep on Trevor’s shoulder) DO YOU SEE THESE TEARS? That was so cute
…I’m so lonely man
I bet Godbrand Could party, like he has the plug for every kind of drug
*sees godbrand die* ope never mind
GODBRAND IS FUCKING DEAD I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE HIM
This is just like that Hoarders episode
Here’s the thing… he fucking dead
Isaac you son of a bitch
Girl do I have the church for you
Hahahaha BURN
Trevy u need some ointment for that sick burn u didn’t hear?
You will stop attacking his insecurities this instant Adrian
Fellas, is it gay to be, what’s his name again? Hector? Yes.
Who gave him the right to be serving these LEWKS
*isaac: is this where we kiss* God I hope so
I just want SOMEONE TO KISS SOMEONE IDC WHO
Rip Godbrand
DISGOSTANG
You think that Dracula, being who he is, would have the connections to being his wife back *shrugs* just sayin
THE NARUTO RUN
Man that was gross tho
Dude that whole kingdom probably smells like pennies
This would have never happened if sexism didn’t exist
I hate everyone
Why are they both so beautiful
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war council: Dracula what do you think we should we do?
Dracula, staring somberly out the window to complete the depressed widower aesthetic:
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