When I was a little kid, my mom told me that if I went to the bathroom exactly at midnight, a hand would come out of the toilet and offer me either blue or red toilet paper and would kill me depending on which color I chose. I was too scared to go to the bathroom at night for a long time, lmao. This is the Japanese urban legend of Aka Manto (it’s slightly different from the Japanese version though, because my mom learned it growing up in Korea pre-internet days)
Imagine how disgusted Stan must be, considering he doesn’t even wash his hands after using the bathroom
Original first panel:
Then I realize this implied he never wiped and put back on his boxers. He may be the kind of man to not wash his hands after going to the bathroom (according to The Bottomless Pit) but I couldn’t emotionally handle the thought of not wiping after using the toilet
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Happy birthday @damnsparce!!!
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Marcille makes me cry man, I never really cared for elves as a fantasy race but characterizing one as a person with the sole motivation to spend as much time as she can with the people she loves because she knows she'll outlive them is a heart wrenching masterpiece of an idea.
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A reference to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, specifically the story “The Ribbon”.
Moral of the story: Don’t accept gifts that your nephew and niece bought for you at a garage sale. Cheap little snots. (He’s very proud of them.)
Dedicated to an online friend.
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I dunno man, I have a problem.
The first picture is pretty much a redraw of this frame from the show:
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A wild Fat HO-OH Appeared!
Inspired by this amazing plush Link
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we absolutely did not appreciate Ursula Le Guin enough while she was around, y'all
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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Stan is totally the type to become a (bigger) drama queen when he’s mildly sick.
He probably demands Dipper make him chicken soup to prevent Mabel from adding toys or glitter to it.
Dipper washes his hands 100 times, masks up, and still gets sick. Mabel does nothing and is fine.
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Little pianist 🎵
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Tried to shift my gravity falls obsession back toward yugioh, but then I remembered how hard it is to draw ygo characters
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MYSTERY TWINS! MYSTERY TWINS!
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Stan’s greatest and most daring attempted heist: running from Shermie so he doesn't have to stop holding the twins. (This is the real reason Dipper is subconsciously primed to doubt anything Stan does.)
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After "Roadside Attractions", the twins IMMEDIATELY told Ford about Darlene. Mabel focused on the romance part, Dipper on the supernatural part.
I assume Ford, like me, would mock his siblings for a million years for flirting with a spider. For the next month, any argument is going to end with Ford saying, "At least I didn't try to get with a spider."
Stan is debating whether to kill Ford now, or if he should allow Ford one last meal before murdering him with the turner.
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Sharing stories of the past 40 years
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