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Shirogane Takashi
Being gay isn't a choice.
It's a game and I'm winning. - Shirogane Takashi 2021
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*Adam is relaxing and sitting on the couch, he suddenly hears a crashing sound come from the kitchen*
*Shiro peaks his head out of the kitchen*
*Adam looks back at Takashi*
Adam: What the hell did you break now?
Shiro: A cup...
Adam: Are you ok? Did you cut yourself?
Shiro: No...
Shiro: Hey Adam, guess what me and this cup are similar.
*Adam looks away to avoid hearing Takashi's stupid joke*
Shiro: You're not gonna ask why?
Adam: Takashi... You've broken more than 20 cups this week.... I already know what stupid joke you're about to say...
Shiro: It's not stupid... C'mon it's not the same joke I swear.
Adam: Fine... How are you and the cup similar..?
*shiro smirks*
Shiro: We're armless.
Adam: Yep, you're sleeping on the couch tonight.
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*Adam enters the bedroom, and finds Shiro taking his shirt off*
Adam: Fuck that's hot...
*Shiro looks back at Adam*
Shiro: What's hot..?
Adam:Umm....
Shiro: Oh you mean the scars that left a series of trauma on me.
Adam: I-
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Lance: What is BDSM?
Keith: What...?
Lance: What's BDSM???
Keith: Do you need me to break it down for you...?
Lance: Yeah man.
Keith: Bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism.
Lance: OH... I thought it was something else....
Keith: What did you think it was...?
Lance: Bacon, Deez, Salami, Monkeys.
Keith:......
Keith: I really hope you don't want me to actually believe you're that stupid...
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*Adam sighs*
Shiro: What's wrong Adam?
Adam: I don't know I just feel like you guys are mad at me...
Pidge: Aww we're not mad at you, why would we be mad at you?
Adam: I don't know...
Shiro: No one's mad at you Adam. Maybe you're just mad at yourself.
Keith: Damn that was poetic-
Shiro: I know I'm quite the poetic.
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*Hunk wakes up to morning wood*
Hunk: OMG WHAT IS THIS?!!!
*THE PALADINS HEAR HUNK SCREAM AND RUSH OVER TO HIS ROOM*
*KEITH SLAMS THE DOOR OPEN, AND RUSHES OVER TO HUNK'S SIDE*
*HUNK CRYING*
Keith: WHAT HAPPENED BUDDY..?!
*HUNK PULLS UP HIS BLANKET AND EMBARASSED POINTS TO IT*
Keith: Oh hunk...I...
*lance trying hard to hold back his laughter*
*shiro just stands there and closes pidge's eyes*
Lance: You woke up in a good mood, huh buddy?
*HUNK BREAKS DOWN CRYING EVEN MORE*
SHIRO: GET THE FUCK OUT LANCE!
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Shiro opens Lance's room door:
Lance: Hey!
Shiro: WHAT IN THE 7 SHADES OF FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!!
LANCE: BUSSIN IT DOWN, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN ME BIG BOY~
SHIRO:.....
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*shiro collapses*
Shiro wakes up in a hospital:
What happened?
Doctor: You experienced a mild anxiety attack.
Shiro: Jesus, if that's mild, I don't want to know what spicy feels like.
*paladins stare at shiro and awkward silence fills the room*
Shiro: It was a salsa joke, people.
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Shiro blows the kitchen up once again a failed attempt at cooking...
His next words are:
“Dang, darn, Holy Mary-Mother of Jesus."
“Dagnammit”
“Jeez oh man”
"QUIZNACK!"
“Geez Louise”
“Frickin’, flippin’, shoot,”
“Holy cow”
“Dagnabit!”
"What the fudge..."
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