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THE WALKING DEAD: THE ONES WHO LIVE | Episode 6 ā "The Last Time"
#ššššš#Michonne Grimes#RJ Grimes#Judith Grimes#The Ones Who Live#The Walking Dead#dear ed; i long for queue
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#keep a caketopper groom that looks like the love of your life in the pocket over your heart#Edward Teach#Our Flag Means Death#dear ed; i long for queue
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hey remember that scene in season 2 ep. 05 of Our Flag Means Death where Stede looks directly at Edward's mouth right before leaning in to kiss him
#Stede keep it together my guy i can see your boner from space#EdwardStede#Our Flag Means Death#dear ed; i long for queue
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our flag means death + onion headlines (part 6: catboy ed special)
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guys please š from Samba's instagram
#every week Samba gives us a gift. like are you KIDDING ME????????????#EdwardStede#Our Flag Means Death
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THE WALKING DEAD: THE ONES WHO LIVEĀ |Ā S1E6: The Last Time
#Rick: *face full of blood*#Michonne: hey babe so what the fuck is in this box?#RickMichonne#The Ones Who Live#The Walking Dead#dear ed; i long for queue
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how to give an awful handjob
be unaware of where the penis is
scream into the penis
use the back of your hand
slap the penis and call it ābuddyā
condescend to the penis
set your hand on fire
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itās so weird to me how thereās cliques and hierarchies within fandom spaces these days like. weāre all just fucking nerds. how are you gonna try to be popular amongst the nerds. how are you going to feel superior over your fellow nerds. at the end of the day youāre still a fucking nerd bestie
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Edward Teach š± (S02E05 - The Curse Of The Seafaring Life)
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he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time
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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side
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looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
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The thing I am fucking feral about today: this shit.
Look. Look at this.
Stede, by and large, is not a Toucher. (Thatās a whole separate essay.) Heās hesitant as fuck about it, and tends to initiate contact, if at all, through some intermediary: clothing, air, etc. Later, with Ed, heāll do incidental touches, little things that could be explained away like the brush of arms together, etc.
(THIS IS NOT THAT ESSAY.)
But look at this shit. āMay I?ā Stede asks, and he gives it a moment but Ed doesnāt actually hand it over. He doesnāt even answer.
And Stede just reaches out, takes an end of the silk, and
slowly
drags it
through Edās fingers as Ed fucking tilts his eyes upwards in complete silence, his gaze clicking from spot to spot as his heart gets unwound from his lax ā but not relaxed ā grip.
And while I like the meta where Stede has NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT HOW SEDUCTIVE HEāS BEING, I also like the idea that for the first time in his life, because this is a Queer Situation, Stede has the glimmerings of Game. Because, my god, the forwardness of it. He didnāt wait for Ed to give it to him. He just reached out and took, but in such a syrup-slow manner that Ed couldāve said no, couldāve just tightened his fingers if he didnāt want to let Stede take this precious thingā and Stedeās giving him that time while simultaneously also making some pretty great allusions, intentional or not, to how exactly heād make his move, if a move he ever made.
Like, āMay I?ā Stede would ask, and Ed (Blackbeard) wouldnāt move, wouldnāt say a word, but he wouldnāt step away either, would just watch Stede with a clicking gaze as Stede stepped forward, raised his hands, and drew Ed syrup-slow toward him, every moment one where Ed could turn away and every moment clear that Stede was here, wanting this, wanting him, and deliberate in his want.
So my god, the pure queer seduction of this scene: the intermediary object as a stand-in for themselves; the plausible deniability; the silent consent (a subgenre of plausible deniability); coded language; āinnocentā touch as protective camouflageā¦
(Itās a little distressing to consider how much queer romantic context comes from trying to be both Open to a possibility while simultaneously trying not to get the shit beaten out of us for being wrong. Itās a powerful language. Itās a tragic one. Itās what makes it feel so special if it goes right.)
Anyway. Stede may have no idea the levels heās playing at here, but heās a man who was explicitly and in canon abused for displaying a particular flavor of non-masculine behavior. Even if he doesnāt know heās queer, he knows the need for the language of safety; heās been learning it since childhood. So he speaks itā and Ed, who engages in at least āwhen at seaā levels of queer living, picks up on it like the Stede-radio heās been tuning for ages now to find a signal that explains him has suddenly gone from static to the crystal-clear notes of Gnossienne No. 5.
Is it any wonder that Edās oh no moment is fucking palpable here? Is it any wonder that Stede comes away from this scene a little more certain of himself around Ed, able to argue him into staying, pull him into a treasure hunt, touch his bare arm against Edās when they become co-captains?
GAH these fuckheads, look at them.
#i think about this constantly. therefore i am never normal :)#EdwardStede#Our Flag Means Death#dear ed; i long for queue
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sometimes I wanna reply ābitch me tooā to my mutuals posts but Iāve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont
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cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later
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