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ffviidirtyconfessions · 16 hours
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I just don't know how much more of this I can take (another 23 hours, apparently!!!)
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Is anyone else ready to admit that Rebirth is kind of bad
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ffviidirtyconfessions · 17 hours
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Is anyone else ready to admit that Rebirth is kind of bad
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Was anyone else made wildly viscerally uncomfortable by the sequence in which Red XIII Walks on Two Legs Like A Human in Rebirth
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For the longest time I thought Tsengru meant shipping Tseng with Gru from Despicable Me. Make of that what you will.
People ship Tseng and Rude?
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Not at all a dirty confession but I just realized that Palmer resembles Mr. Mxyzptlk from the Superman comics and I have no idea what to do with this deeply Accursed revelation but the connections between FFVII and Superman continue
(Fascinating! For those not in the know:
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I'd be interested to know about the other connections!)
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I think it's legal to fuck Cait Sith. People have drawn porn of the FNAF animatronics, so Cait is probably in the range of "yes you can fuck this".
Though I must say, he lacks the human warmth of, say, Reeve Tuesti...
Well, I see your point. There's not so much of a problem with his physical being. However if you really want to get into a FNAF debate, we're inevitably going to have to deal with the confirmed theory that those animatronics are actually the ghosts of dead children.
Not a bad example on your part, but unfortunately things have been made incomparable.
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god they made all the (legal) party members so fuckin hawt in the ff7r series. just lock me in a room with all of them and let them have their way with me. (yoof and red, on the other hand, get relegated to the other room to play mario kart or smth. they are too pure and precious to know what’s going on upstairs)
What about Cait Sith? Is he so fuckin hawt? And legal? Discuss with a partner. I'm genuinely curious! Technically he's connected to a human being. Is it legal to fuck a kitty cat mecha? Debate! What are ya gonna do, call him on the Cait Sith phone?
No problems with your confession, by the way, excellent work.
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Dear lesbian who's in love with Marle, I hope you're having a wonderful day today. Sincerely, the Zangan Anon
@agwhaan
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