Pointing out that in SVSSS Luo Binghe has way less kills then Wei Wuxian is always funny because Wei Wuxian stans think I'm saying something negative about Wei Wuxian's character and morality and SVSSS fans understand that I'm pointing out that Luo Binghe is a wannabe loser (positive)

a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

what is your holy trinity of fruits

As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

T-shirt that says ASK ME ABOUT MY FEMSLASH RAREPAIRS on the front and I WILL PAIR UP WOMEN YOUVE NEVER HAD A SINGLE THOUGHT ABOUT on the back

everyone hates my thin and meager stew

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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[image is a drawing of Shen Yuan, looking slightly disgruntled, hanging up a small poster of Luo Binghe. He is surrounded on all sides with merch and prints of Luo Binghe, including a large body pillowcase. Subtitles on the image read, “I hate Proud Immortal Demon Way”]

somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.