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Hey is this account still active?
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My brother is all but forcing me at gunpoint to make a "tf2 men go to McDonald's" post but I can't think of something funny for every character so get this fragment: every single time Medic says he's not hungry and every single time he stares at you the entire time you eat your food asking if you're done yet can he have some
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Week Twelve, The Mercs As ...
INSECTS
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The merc’s handwritings
only the ones i could find
Scout
Soldier
really neat handwriting, but i’ve once seen someone theorize he got somebody else to write his call sign for him tho
Medic
is very likely it doesn’t actually spell anything
Sniper
Spy
i can smell France just by looking at this image
Bonus: Saxton Hale
Bonus Bonus: Miss Pauling
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hi heres another example 4 soldier :)
The merc’s handwritings
only the ones i could find
Scout
Soldier
really neat handwriting, but i’ve once seen someone theorize he got somebody else to write his call sign for him tho
Medic
is very likely it doesn’t actually spell anything
Sniper
Spy
i can smell France just by looking at this image
Bonus: Saxton Hale
Bonus Bonus: Miss Pauling
#i love the thought that someone wrote it 4 him#i loiiubve thinking abt characters handwriting its such a small detail i go crazy over
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I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW WILD I AM GOING TO GO RN THERES BARELY ANY CONTENT LIKE THIS THATS ONLY LIKE THIS OP I WL BE *BACK* (/not yelling)
I DODNT SEE THSITHIS IS SO SWEET CRIES YOGEJVEJGAA
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I feel like snoiper would also do bird calls. Like ever heard a kookaburra? Spy's sneaking up for the backstab and suddenly WOHEHEHEHEHAHA
He gotta stay still for his job so I imagine mostly small stims like foot tapping while he's scoped and saying 'boom, headshot' under his. He also canonically has Garand Thumb so he fiddles with his rifle a lot
THSID IS SO FUJNY HELP?:!:?;! absolute jumpscare for spy especially since sniper is such a quiet person, but he’d probably do the bird call when he’s real bored n not seein anyone anywhere.
ALSO THE STIMS… SO TRUE. Mostly just small usually unnoticable stuff, I think he’d chew the inside of his cheek too.
here’s a two panel comic with the kookybara call. I know sniper wouldnt just be standing like that but i didnt know how else to draw him😭
I think it’d be so funny if he didn’t even move while he did the call. He’s standing there all still n all, then suddenly he does this loud as birdcall not even moving at all, then just goes back to standing there.
The bird call completely throws Spy off and he jumps n drops the knife and then Sniper turns around n immediately guts n kills him. I don’t think Sniper would be embarrassed, I think Sniper is a very embarrassed person for weird things like pissing in jars and doing bird calls out of nowhere. It’s very specific things that make him embarrassed and when you get him embarrassed he gets so upset.
#I DREW THIS LAST NIGHT IN A RUSH BECAUS I WAS SO TIRED#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 headcanons#tf2 sniper#sniper tf2#tf2 spy#him too i gues#sniper spy and scout are the two i am just so ass at drawing#its becaus i only draw BEEFCAKES‼️‼️‼️ i cant draw these lanky ass skinny twig ass men#the wind will literally blow spy away
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OH HI HELLO!!! I didn't realize you were the one who made the stimming mercs headcanons omg... I was looking thru your blog as a headcanon writer and it's SUCH A GOOD POST OP- Oh uh uh uh right I should probably ask for a headcanon too- Besides raccoons, d'you think Solly takes care of any other animals? If so, which ones?
TYSM!;&:?;!!;😭💞
I think Solly would take in a lot of forest animals that should not be taken in. He doesn’t even ask before he does. This ranges from squirrels to a literal bear. Sometimes it’s animals that don’t even belong to that area. The base will be nowhere near any mountains and he’ll bring back a mountain lion. He’s just silly like that.
He will be gone for an hour and right when the mercs start wondering where he went he’s back with a deer following behind him.
I think sometimes he’d comeback completely covered in like scratch and bite marks looking like he’d fought the animal, but then he’s all smiley about it and the animal is acting completely docile.
I do like to think about him finding small cats and just bringing them in and the mercs would try to refuse at first but then take care of kittens until they can give them back to a shelter. I just,,i thinkit would be so cute,,.,.,,.,,
#IM GOING THROUGH MY INBOX RIGHT NOW#THANK U SO MUCH THOSUGH THATS SO NICE#CRIES#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress 2 headcanons#tf2 headcanons#tf2 soldier#soldier tf2#tf2 mercs
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OKAY OKAY I HAVE HEADCANONS FOR MEDIC STIMMING (and I am a Medic kinnie myself so I would know hah)
-Tie and glasses adjustments
-he plays with the little bit of hair that’s usually on his forehead
-(Based on a thing I do ingame when I play him) He repeatedly attempts to turn the medigun on when there’s nobody around to heal because he likes the noise it makes
-Schemey fingers
-Evil laughter as a vocal stim
-Bird calls as a vocal stim
-He hums classical music to himself!!
I LOVE THSI these are so good.
I could imagine some of the mercs just hearing evil laughter from the infirmary and get nervous, but medics just getting more bird food for archimedis, or he’s just organizing papers.
Or when he’s doing bird calls one of the mercs would come in and tell him to make his birds more quiet but it’s just him making those sounds and the birds are just silent.
Also the classical music one is so ☹️💞💞cries/pos. i love him. this is isnt really a stim hc but i think he’d know how to waltz :).
Here’s some quick ass doodles of the silly man.
I like to think that Medic is almost always moving. Whether he’s talking and makes exaggerated hand movements or just being silent, playing with his hair bit or re-adjusting his clothes n glasses.
#IM SO SORRY ITS SO LATE#the doodle is kind of like an apology gift#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 headcanons#medic tf2#tf2 medic#team fortress 2 headcanons#the doodle is so ass but its okay because it took me less than a minute#I love thinking medic as a man who is always moving. whether he’s talking and makes exaggerated hand movements or just doing nothing
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Medic definitely makes uncomfortably long unblinking eyecontact when having conversations with others, he doesn’t even realize it.
#youre so fucking right#might draw this or somthin😏#‘‘why the fuck hasnt he blinked yet’’ ‘‘haha yes this is the normal person thing to do..’’
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Medic definitely makes uncomfortably long unblinking eyecontact when having conversations with others, he doesn’t even realize it.
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 headcanons#team fortress 2 headcanons#tf2 medic#medic tf2#its not until someone tells him that he reminds to blink
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if tf2 was current day pyro would definitely read dave pilkey comics like dogman and captain underpants.
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I wish more of the mercanaries had brown eyes and not just demoman, like soldier, or heavy. Heavy would have lovely warm comforting brown eyes.
More characters in media should have dark brown eyes, if any characters ever have brown eyes it’s always very light. Sometimes brown eyes don’t shine like gold in straight sunlight, and that’s still just as lovely as any brown eyes.
#im in.. a state of freeze right now. and i forgot i could post whatever i want. and i could take as much time as i want for anything#sometimes ill work on a submission. and then close it and do absolutely nothing.#person who sent the flustered ask. i love you. thank you for sending it. i love thinking about it.#but i am also very difficult about describing things.#tf2 headcanons#team fortress 2 headcanons#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 mercs
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i keep editing and writing a lot for a headcannon request and then getting distracted and going to another app without saving and then going back to edit to see that tumblr has reloaded and erased all my writing .
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Who’s your top 5 favourite mercs
it’s late and this is a hard question cause i love em all but i am motivated so
Soldier
Demoman
Scout
Medic
Engineer
I still love the rest of them all still a whole lot,, BUT these are the ones I look for the most content for. sniper and spy would both be in number six,.
sorry heavy </3 i still love u a whole lot.
#soldier because kin#demoman because im gay#tf2#team fortress 2#spy should be below heavy... heavy is better than him... but i look for more stuff for spy when im not looking for stuff for all the others#technically then engineer should be lower but i look for content for him cause of helmet party#look man. im sure until number 5. all the other characters are at number five.... equal.......#okay no more rambling#goodnight#sorry ‘s not a headcannon post. but soon...
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