fablesexymanshowdown
Fable Sexyman Showdown
HOSTED BY YOUR FAVORITE DEMON, CORVUS CRATER! Winner gets to live. Everyone else just fucking dies Peter Griffin style
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#for the record: this poll was made while delirious from lack of sleep which is when the series haunts me the most#I had to fact check myself on some of these because I was like: I remember this happening but also this is so far fetched#but also this is Douglas Adams we’re talking about so#surprised the restaurant at the end of the universe didn’t get any votes but 42 did
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All of these happened btw. Thank you to all 28 people who participated in this.
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Denny’s parking lot fight
#fable#fable 2#fable ii#fable 3#fable iii#fable games#page#fable page#page fable#page fable 3#page fable iii#reaver#reaver fable#fable reaver#reaver fable 2#reaver fable ii#reaver fable 3#reaver fable iii#setting this to a week so it can be found by more people
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WAIT I MISSED OUT ON WITNESSING WALTER BECOME THE FABLE SEXYMAN?! I got re-hyperfixated on Fable 3-4 months too late
WAIT HAS IT REALLY BEEN ALMOST FOUR MONTHS? DAMN. IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE IT HAS BEEN THAT LONG
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THE MAN HIMSELF!!!!!
Belated because my hand and mood was funky and I just really wanted to get that gut right but HERE IT IS to commemorate the results of @fablesexymanshowdown's poll
MY MAN WON and that means that I won and there's absolutely nothing in my life that could have made me more obnoxious. you're welcome.
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This is what I get for running this kind of thing
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AND SO THE BATTLE CONCLUDES. WE HAVE OUR WINNER! EVERYONE CLAP FOR SIR WALTER BECK!!!!
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Come fight me Reaver! -capt-benjaminfinn
If I let Reaver out of his kennel he’s going to kill me. He does have his phone though
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Can't handle Walter winning because hes literally on the same vibe as my dad so this is like watching people wanna fuck my dad
I’m so sorry anon but the only way for Ben to win is if someone manages to make like 20 accounts in the next 15 minutes and switch between them fast enough to vote on them all.
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I was gonna say 'Walter W' but yknow. 'Hero... Hero... We have to cook.'
YO MR BECK THIS DRIED MEAT SHIT SUCKS ASS YO
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[Ah! Then good for him to come back alive to tear it up in the polls!]
He deserves it honestly
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[Walter may have died, but he gets this W. He's earned it for his service.]
Who says i didnt use necromancy to bring him back for this
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If Ben somehow snags the win in these next fifty minutes I will let Reaver out of his fucking kennel.
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@fatherentropy please tag me if you do
FINAL ROUND!
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MY BABYGIRLS LOOSING...
Take the L Benjamin Finnjamin.
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