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Thank you TO FUCKING NO ONE THIS IS RHE WORST REASON WHY I COULDVE HIT A HUNDRED REBLOGS. GOD. WHY THE PENIS EUPHEMISM LIST. WHY.
Look at my fucking art @magical-art-blog
LIST OF TERRIBLE EUPHEMISMS I HAVE BEEN BLASTED WITH
Penis
dingaling
peepee
dingus
dongus
shaft
weewee
a 'third leg'
meat stick
squirming meat
'his leaping salmon'
'the crown to his jewels'
Fleshy cigar
Pork Whistle
an utterly destroyed tube of flesh
purple pneumatic drill
an interesting specimen
beige sledgehammer
meaty windmill
shrinky dink
HIS MISTER CUDDLES.
Anal Artillery
Vagina miner.
shlong
cum sword
taco warmer.
vomit rod.
mutton dagger
a squirming shaft
womb broom
taco tickling toy
fully erect rod
clam hammer
Gash. Mallet.
Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King once got hit by a car? Just something to consider
deformed tube that was left of his manhood
His big, thick sludge pump
Ravine wrecker
Thrill drill
all that was left was a bit of raw soaked meat
His Old Man Drizzle
Ooze injector
Her slime filled lollipop
Musky man candy
His piss pump
his cure for her pestulince
"Their joy knob"
His slit slamming freight train
Blood sausage.
Gut stick.
Bone horn.
the pulsating slug salter
his jumping jingler
his shiny gold coin
Her squinty blow-pop.
his nope rope
magical girl wand
Vagina
throbbing jazz café
gaping cavern
her wishing well
her animal trap
Unsure
Crotch cannon
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Oh, I thought you rneant like an actual artifact lol
They might as well be at this point, if I’m being totally honest~
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artifact?
O, or OASys, I call ‘em stuff like that cause they’re among the first of this game. I think I may technically be older in terms of actual creation but only gained full sentience beyond raw emotion recently so. Gits and shiggles.
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Oh you gotta see this, he pulls SPECTACULAR pranks. It helps that he pranks people in a game called Minecraft, where death isn't permanent or painful, but still.
[+1 tablet with a grian prank compilation video saved on it]
Awesome stuff, to be honest, I... I'm rambling, aren't I?
Woah, I gotta take some notes from this guy, these are awesome! Wonder how hard it’d be to get the artifact to disable death a few times…
Oh, don’t worry ‘bout it! Believe me when I say if I was uninterested I would not still be here. This is great, ‘specially since it’s about my favorite art form!
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No problem, heheh.
..you remind me of Grian.
That other red dude, yeah? I remember hearing’ somethin’ ‘bout him recently, don’t quite recall though.
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Ohhh that. Makes a lot of sense now
Oh, I almost forgot! Here, have this.
[+1 prank supply kit]
Heh, thanks. I appreciate it. I’ll make sure to put it to good use, hehehehe
*It quickly rummages through the kit to ascertain the content before quickly closing it, with a grin quickly overtaking its face.*
I’m getting some good ideas with these….
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Wait, the "corrupting everything" thing isn't like. Intentional?
Like if most of you wasn't locked away couldn't you just. Choose not to corrupt everything?
Nope! Without these restraints I would cause everything around me to collapse! And then after it all I would be alone. All by myself. Once again. Always alone.
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Yeah but wouldn't you rather not have most of you locked away all the time?
Well yeah, but like. I also really love Sys ‘cause she saved me despite me hurting her, which is stupid on her part but I really owe it to her to, Y’know, not be a selfish jerk for once.
That and O is really scary, ‘specially with admin tools or whatever on her side.
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And you're just okay with that ??
Well. I really don’t have a choice in the matter unless I wanna completely be deleted so. Yeah. Like I’m granted freedom AND I get to mess with people without being hunted down AND I have people that care about me? That’s a sick fucking deal in my eye.
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Wait it's WHUH???
HUH?????
Oh yeah, so in order to keep me from corrupting everything, as I am an error, the majority of me is quarantined off within a secure sector of Sys to ensure any leaking would be immediately evident for O to fix.
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isn't your house in Exclamania thoug
So if there's chaos in Exclamania, your house would be part of that right?
Technically it’s inside of Sys, and she’ll be fine thanks to the oldie, so yes and no.
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NOT IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!
I rnean, you wanted chaos, didn't you? It says it right there on your blog
Anyway I saw a penis referred to as a fucking MATCHSTICK once so uh. Yeah
IN EXCLAMANIA!!!! NOT IN MY LIFE!!!! NOT IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!
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I rnean, you wanted chaos, didn't you? It says it right there on your blog
Anyway I saw a penis referred to as a fucking MATCHSTICK once so uh. Yeah
IN EXCLAMANIA!!!! NOT IN MY LIFE!!!! NOT IN MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!
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IT WAS THE PENIS POST THAT GOT FRUITVERSED
WHATEVER. FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU.
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hey You've been fuckong FRUITVERSED
CANT BE ANY WORSE THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY
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Do NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIST OF TERRIBLE EUPHEMISMS I HAVE BEEN BLASTED WITH
Penis
dingaling
peepee
dingus
dongus
shaft
weewee
a 'third leg'
meat stick
squirming meat
'his leaping salmon'
'the crown to his jewels'
Fleshy cigar
Pork Whistle
an utterly destroyed tube of flesh
purple pneumatic drill
an interesting specimen
beige sledgehammer
meaty windmill
shrinky dink
HIS MISTER CUDDLES.
Anal Artillery
Vagina miner.
shlong
cum sword
taco warmer.
vomit rod.
mutton dagger
a squirming shaft
womb broom
taco tickling toy
fully erect rod
clam hammer
Gash. Mallet.
Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King once got hit by a car? Just something to consider
deformed tube that was left of his manhood
His big, thick sludge pump
Ravine wrecker
Thrill drill
all that was left was a bit of raw soaked meat
His Old Man Drizzle
Ooze injector
Her slime filled lollipop
Musky man candy
His piss pump
his cure for her pestulince
"Their joy knob"
His slit slamming freight train
Blood sausage.
Gut stick.
Bone horn.
the pulsating slug salter
his jumping jingler
his shiny gold coin
Her squinty blow-pop.
his nope rope
magical girl wand
Vagina
throbbing jazz café
gaping cavern
her wishing well
her animal trap
Unsure
Crotch cannon
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I had to read these, so now you do too.
Tell your friend to please kill tgemselves /JOKING
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