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EQG + MLP Incorrect Quotes
Incorrect quotes, fanart, blah blah blah but it's a whole meme dump of all the Equestria Girls characters! (especially the dazzlings oops)
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That ain't music!
Applejack: So, whut'cha been doin' all this time in exile?
Autumn Blaze: Well, I've been working on my own musical composition. [makes assorted farting noises for a few minutes]
Applejack: ... Well that ain't music.
Autumn Blaze (furious): THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT STRAVINSKY!! PHILIP GLASS!! FREE JAZZ!! PUNK ROCK!! IF THIS IS MY SONG [makes farting noise], HOW CAN I KEEP FROM SINGING?!?
Autumn Blaze: [makes farting noises for another few minutes]
Applejack: Uh, you written any of yer ...stuff down?
Autumn Blaze: [makes one long farting noise] ...No.
Source: Maria Bamford - '20%'
#submission#mlp#my little pony#mlp incorrect quotes#mlp eqg#apple jack#autumn blaze#mlp applejack#mlp aj
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Twilight: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Sunset and I are dating.
Fluttershy, Rainbow, Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack, Sunset: *gasp*
Twilight: Sunset, why are you surprised?!
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AJ: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.
Dash: What
AJ: Think about it.
[5 minutes later]
Dash: DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY
#equestria girls#mlp incorrect quotes#mlp#my little pony#mlp eqg#applejack#rainbow dash#this is their whole dynamic
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Fluttershy: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.
Dash, stirring her coffee: I prefer it with salt.
#equestria girls#mlp incorrect quotes#mlp#my little pony#mlp eqg#fluttershy#rainbow dash#flutterdash
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Sunset: *gasp*
Twilight: wHAT??
Sunset: What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Twilight: *inhales*
AJ, in another room with Rarity: Why can I hear screeching?
#equestria girls#mlp incorrect quotes#mlp#my little pony#mlp eqg#sciset#sunset shimmer#twilight sparkle#sci-twi#applejack#rarity#rarijack
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Dash: When I woke up this morning, my first thought was, “No one visits my grave anymore” and I was really sad for a few minutes so I laid on the bed with my eyes shut then all of a sudden I opened my eyes was like “Wait, I don’t have a grave, what the fuck”
Sunset: You we’re possessed.
AJ: Find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave, you jackass
#mlp incorrect qoutes#mlp incorrect quotes#mlp#equestria girls#my little pony#mlp eqg#eqg incorrect quotes#sunset shimmer#applejack#rainbow dash
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twilight: i can’t believe we’re finally here, i never thought we’d make it.
sunset: oh for fucks sake my driving isnt that bad.
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Rarity is the first person Sunset tells when she realises she has a crush on Sci Twi, because she's the only one that could a) keep it a secret, and b) provide any useful advice.
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sunset: hey twilight, are you a painting?
twilight, looking up from her book: ...no?
sunset: because i'd like to nail you against the wall
rainbow dash: ...
rainbow dash: oh, thank god! i thought you were gonna say you wanted to hang her
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celestia, looking at fridge: aww, i love your kids drawing of this funny-looking dog
twilight: we don't have any kids
sunset, clenching her jaw: it's a giraffe
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rarity: so what did you do when sunset asked you to be her girlfriend?
twilight: i panicked and dabbed
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normalise sciset grinding on each other at parties when they’re drunk
except they’re not drunk
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applejack: truth or dare?
sunset: truth
applejack: how many hours have you slept this week?
sunset: dare
applejack: go to sleep
sunset: i don't like this game
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twilight: what are you, 5?
sunset: *snorts* yeah, 5 heads taller than you
twilight:
sunset:
sunset: i'm sorry please don't kill me
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I’m in a field of dandelions wishing on every one that you’ll be mine
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sunset, drinking juice: what do you wanna do twi?
twilight: do you wanna 'nextflix and chill' with me?
sunset: *chokes on her drink* twi, do you even know what that means??
twilight: yes. rainbow informed me that it meant to watch netflix and relax.
sunset: no twilight, it means to watch netflix and have sex-
twilight: ...
sunst: ...
twilight: ..my offer still stands
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