Sorry for shitposting but damn my old posts are so cringe I can’t believe it

Entp: *threatens to throw a banana peel at enfp*

Entp: MARIOKART MOMENT

Enfp: nooo, mariokart is when you throw it on the floor! hahaha

Entp: *throws it on the floor*

Entp: >:D

I don’t think that any of you are that interested but I figured out that I’m an entp and not an intp (or I shifted from intp to entp??). Turns out I only seemed really introverted because of my social anxiety.

This is entp’s mbti cave now lol

*in italian class*

enfj teacher: What‘s some other covid related vocabulary? healthy or sick maybe?

esfp: morto

enfj teacher: Umm... okay? Let’s not say they‘re dead yet.

Intp talking to themselves

Ti: blue hair with demon wings

Ne: pink hair with fairy wings

Si: violett hair, on intps left shoulder

Fe: red hair, clinging to intps arm

To anyone wondering why fe and si are closer to intp than ne and ti: The best way to explain that is to compare this scenario to the “distracted boyfriend” meme. The boyfriend (intp) is having a loyal girlfriend which is always there for him if he treats her right (si and fe) and yet another woman (ne and ti) catches his eye as she seems more attractive. What i mean to say by comparing those two situations is that se and fi can be very powerful functions, helping the intp much in their daily life if developed properly and given enough attention. Despite that many intps don’t realise it or keep feeding their dom and aux function as that’s basically what their comfort zone is made of.

Esfp: *jokingly whispering to intp* estj is racist

Intp: *breating in dramatically*

Intp: *standing up to face estj*

Estj: :D

Estj: *spreads out their arms trying to hug intp*

Intp: nonono just not hugging pls have mercy

Esfp: *laughing* there’s the best way to take intp down

Isfj: *having a hat on*

Intp: can you give me that?

Isfj: *reluctant*

Intp: I wanna know how it feels like having a hat on

Intp: *puts it on*

Isfj: so? How does it feel?

Intp: like shit, there you can have it back

Isfj:

Intp: if spitting wasnt as disgusting, it would be really fun

Estj: sometimes i worry about you, intp

mbti as dogs

xstp: *trying to take the pic and telling everyone to stfu*

xnfp: *laughing from behind the camera*

in literature class

Esfp: i’ll kill her eventually

Intp: *overhears* Who? Me?

Esfp: eh, you too some day

Intp: oh, great

Intp: Well, if i don’t kill myself first

Intp: We can make a competition on who’s faster at killing me *laughs*

Esfp: or we could kill each other

Intp: eh, i’m more probable to kill myself than you

Isfj (sitting between them): Uh... can’t you guys just... live?

Procrastination be like

after two intps talk about methods how they can procrastinate better

INTP 1: One day we’ll get our shit together

INTP 2: I doubt it xD

INTP 1: you never know!

INTP 2: Yea but i still doubt it

INTP 1: I know, we’ll see

INTP 2: ...

INTP 1: ...

INTP 1: Geez, we sound like two AI talking

INTP 2: Do we?

INTP 2: ... *goes through the conversation in their head*

INTP 2: We rly do lmao

ti dom talking about fe

summary of the whole mbti thing

E vs I: whether you're able to randomly go up to a stranger just to ask him some unnecessary bs for the sake of talking to ppl N vs S: if you run into things while thinking about something F vs T: whether you can express your feelings properly or not P vs J: if you’re lazy af and/or spent more time procrastinating than doing actual work

5 things about esfps

- goes to parties 24/7

- social af

- always says their honest opinion about everything

- least emotional f type

- crazy and random but in their own way

5 things about estps

- wHY yOU dO tHIS?

- seems like a drop-out but isn’t

- can be rly rude and blunt

- cares a tiny bit about others

- teasing over 9000