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ALL HAIL THE MOOSE GOD! (Scary Monsters Event ft. 1010!Yuu/Kaw)

"We must enslave ourselves... To the Moose God!!!"

- Neon J

Ah, Halloween. It was one of the things that Kaw was glad exist in Twisted Wonderland.

Unfortunately some bastards has no self-awareness and ruined the festivities so that they could have their own fun.

Luckily, Kaw (1010!Yuu) had planned with Neon J and their brothers on how to save Halloween.

In the most unorthodox way that they've known in their few months of onlining.

Kaw stared at the costume schematic that their captain just sent to them. They went to the printer, connect the port and print it out. They stare at it again and look at the hologram of their family, "Pardon my language captain, but what the f*ck?"

"Your troops all said its the scariest costume we have, so maybe this will do the trick?" Neon J's hologram shrugged.

"Sir, with all due respect, I'm pretty sure someone will have a heart attack- also, this is a Christmas costume!? What was going on in your head when you made this?"

Eloni's head appeared in the hologram's vision, "I told you it's freaky," before going back to his brothers.

The rest of the first-year squad, who was in Ramshackle for Halloween meeting were confused. It was Ace who tried to see the printed paper in Kaw's hand.

The band robot showed the schematics and everyone has a mixed face of confusion, slightly disturbed and other mixed feelings that are too hard to describe in text form.

"... I... I can't find words for this," said Jack.

"I say just do it. I want Halloween Party," Epel decided.

And Kaw agrees with that.

It doesn't take long to make the costumes, the schematics for it came with materials needed to make it. Plus, the ghost, Halloween committee and even Grim help out.

Vil stared at the costume, "This is for Christmas?"

Kaw nodded, looking at the finished product, "Yeah,"

"What was going on in your father's head that day?"

"How would I know? I wasn't born yet that time,"

"So where are we hiding the body? Just in case someone dies of heart attack," Ruggie asked.

(Later that night...)

The school is now quiet as the Halloween event for the day is over. Visitors bid goodbye and some even took some last pictures before going back to the town. Unfortunately, some decided that it's still not enough. They still want to have some more fun.

So the group of two young men and one woman decided to hide in the forest and wait until closing time. As Chad said, midnight was the best time to take real spooky pictures.

"Oh hey, look over there!" Chad said. He pointed to a very worn and old-looking sign.

Brittany looked at the sign and tries to read it, "Beware! Moose...?" there was still a word next to the 'moose', something that starts with 'G', but the sign was so old that the paint had faded.

Rudy, the group's cameraman raised his brow, "Are there moose on this island?"

"Who knows? But what I do know is that the forest is next!" Chad said. His two friends look unconvinced, so he reasoned; "It's a creepy forest in the middle of the night! There must be some ghost there!"

So the three ventured deeper into the woods. It wasn't until they heard weird noises that they stopped.

They peered from a bush and saw a group of people in hooded cloaks, a taller hooded figure with horn standing in front of a large bonfire, and a statue of a deer that has way too many eyes.

"Our Lord and savior... We must enslave ourselves...! TO THE MOOSE GOD!!!" said the leader, "Right, my breathens!?"

Brittany whispered, "D-Did we just run into a cult?"

"Don't be stupid! This must be an attempt to scare us off or something!" said Chad.

Rudy looks at the moose statue and shivered, "I don't know... This feels too real,"

"Uh... I don't know sire. This is going a bit far," said one of the followers.

"NONSENSE!"

And the three swore they could hear cracking as the leader tilts their neck.

"THE MOOSE GOD! MOOSE GO-O-O-OD~!!!"

And right in front of them sounds of creaking bones and metal, the leader of the group grotesquely transforms. Limbs elongated, neck cracking more and more, horns sprouting and finally more eyes appearing on their face.

The... Thing... It took a deep breath seemingly composing itself from it's transformation.

The three in the bushes were silent, their faces pale as the bore witness to the avatar of a seemingly ancient god.

"We need to get out of here," Chad whispered.

The entity snaps its head with a sickening crunch of metal and bone, many eyes staring directly at them.

"SACRIFICE FOR THE MOOSE GOD,"

It immediately rush towards them.

Somewhere, some students were awakened by the sound of people screaming. Then they slept because they know it was just the Moose God chasing their sacrifice.

#Twisted wonderland #Twst #Yuu #Au #No straight roads #1010 #Neon j #Eloni #Green #vil schoenheit #Grim #ruggie bucchi #epel felmier #ace trappola #jack howl

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Okay so i saw this thing on YouTube and my mind went straight to Jade and Idia from twisted wonderland

Look at the baby mooshroom I swear these exist in twisted wonderland and nobody knows and Mc would 100% be the one to discover them and then Jade and Idia would want to ‘Adopt’ it

Both Jade and Idia be like: what is that? *Starring at the Mooshroom with absolute intentions of adopting*

Baby Mooshroom: *hiding behind it’s new mamma figure* Mooo *Pecking at them cutely*

Mc/yuu: MY Mooshroom son his name Is Red *unaware she just stared a war*

Jade and Idia will fight for the for the right to be the Mooshroom baby’s dad and Yuu/Mc will no the wiser

Meanwhile Lilia is coming for your child

Also credit to KaypeaCreations on YouTube they made the Mooshroom baby

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[Bake Bread] 1/2

Minecraft Single Player! Yuu AU

Summary: Yuu baked(?) bread for Azul.

Yuu has insanely fast-growing wheat on their farm located at Ramshackle grounds. Azul has been so, so shifty about wanting to own the property, but he has continuously and fabulously failed at acquiring it.

But what kind of business man is Azul to give up on such an opportunity? Wheat can take up to 2/3rds of the year to grow, but the wheat this abnormal student plants takes approximately 1 and a half days to be completely grown! Not only that, it is beautifully, so beautifully consistent in its quality.

Yes, sure, there are PLENTY of magic agriculture brands that sell amazingly consistent produce, but this wheat? This wheat is terrifyingly accurate to the industry standard. Azul had to confirm to his two associates that no, he was in fact not tripping balls ("You are MALDING over overrated grass, Azul. You sound just like Jade.")

Just to confirm that he wasn't insane, he had gotten his hands on some legally obtained samples of the wheat (He politely asked for a bundle of wheat from Yuu with a contract where he promised to not commercialize nor generate defamation/slander associated with Yuurmom because of the wheat.) and had Jade take it to his Science Club to study it.

Even according to that Heartsyabul Clover, he was thoroughly impressed at the remarkably consistent quality of the wheat.

Trey had kindly indulged Jade's questions about the wheat, explaining one of the most business-booming, profit-generating, game-breaking facts about this produce

This wheat does not expire.

It doesn't expire? Are you kidding? No preservatives, no drying processes, no water rot, none? None at all?

As Clover explains, "Uhh, yeah. It doesn't go bad even when carried around for months. Yuu gifted me some, but I don't exactly know how to process wheat into flour, so it's been sitting in the pantry for some time now. I've been wanting to put it to use though, so this week I'll be meeting with Deuce, Epel, and Jack to help me process it."

So yeah, Azul is definitely NOT crazy for losing his mind over this farm that Yuu has going on. If he can have Yuu make a contract with him to exclusively sell their harvests to Mostro Lounge, he'd be booming! Fast crops, no preservatives, no need to watch for shelf life, do you even understand what kind of miracle crop this student has?!

When Azul comes knocking at Yuu's door once more, he is greeted with the expected presence of the Ramshackle Housewarden, but also a basket of... Flatly stacked pixelated bread?

"Why, Yuu, I wasn't aware you enjoy my company so much!"

"Come in. Bread, eat."

Azul is slightly surprised by the sudden hospitality, but accepts it to see if he can further his advances in getting his hands on those crops.

Upon being seated in the common room, Yuu takes one of the breads from the basket and begins to eat it in their really loud and strange way. Crumbs are flying everywhere, yet not one speck actually makes it onto the couch or floor. Azul wishes he could forget the way Yuu tried to eat the food at Mostro Lounge for the first time.

Jade sets the plate down, and gives a simple smile, "Please enjoy your food." Deuce and Ace usher various forms of a curt "Thanks." before digging in, but Yuu continues to stare at the plate in front of them. Ace raises an eyebrow, but before he got to make a snarky comment, Yuu grabs their Sirloin Steak with Mushroom Sauce and Stir-Fried Vegetables with their bare hand and proceeds to begin ripping at it.

Ripping is not a strong enough word to describe their eating process, Yuu's mouth was barely open yet there were steak shreds and mushroom sauce flying everywhere. The two little card soldiers were trying to fend themselves from the food splatter onslaught, Jade was collapsed to his knees trying to hold in his laughter, Floyd dropped the food he was supposed to serve in opt of releasing howling laughter, and Azul felt like crawling into a ditch.

.. Maybe this was a more prominent memory for Azul than he initially thought.

But! Azul has persisted through worse, really strange eating mannerisms do not compare to the Leech's impulsive personalities. Therefore, this is nothing.

"So, Housewarden, how do you fare? I can see that this place has recently been cleaned well, was that your doing?"

The sounds of disconcertingly loud bread munching fill the room for a solid 4 seconds. Yuu is staring straight at Azul, and Azul stares back. Azul dully notes that their pupils are square-shaped. He's aware of slit eyes and horizontally slit eyes, as evidenced by goat beastfolk, but he's unsure if a person with square pupils is simply born like that or had an extreme cosmetic surgery.

Yuu audibly gulps and burps after finishing their loaf, the bread vanishing from their hand with the blink of an eye.

There are a lot of things running through Azul's mind right now, but his goal was not forgotten. Get closer with Yuu, get that wheat, make business boom. Thus, he slightly extends his hand out to the basket of pixelated bread that is stacked upon each other like cards, "Mind if I have some?"

Yuu nods, so Azul reaches out with his gloved hand to take one of the reasonably sized hard-as-rock pixelated loaves of bread.

He goes in with two hands to rip the bread in half, but finds that it is rock solid. Of course it is. It is a physical slab of a pixelated graphic of a loaf of bread. Azul feels a bit stupid. ("Of course you are, normie! You should've expected that!")

Despite the failed first attempt, Azul tries to rip at it once more with more force. Fingertips pressed into the slab, he pulls his arms away from each other horizontally in a final attempt.

rrrip

Rip? Azul looks at the now split pieces of bread in his hands, and the previous rock-solid pixelated graphic has turned into actual bread.

Azul blinks. He looks at the basket of bread, and the pixel graphic was still there stacked neatly. Bringing his arms back, he observes the bread in his hands that looks to be an ordinary, warm, freshly baked loaf of bread that bore no resemblance to what he initially held in his hands prior to tearing it.

"You ever eat bread before?"

Azul nearly whips his head up to look at Yuu, who's unconcerning gaze never left him.

Pushing up his glasses, Azul speaks, "I assure you I know of bread, Housewarden. I was simply wondering.."

There are a lot of questions Azul wants to ask, those related and unrelated to the current situation, but he pulls through and selects a question that would give him more insight to the Housewarden's stranger properties.

"I was thinking about how you made this. It's still fresh and warm after all. I didn't know the oven in here was operable, no offense to you and your skilled craftsmanship."

Yuu shrugs, "Just 3 wheat, bread made."

Azul blinks.

"Do you mean 3 pounds of wheat? That's quite a lot of crop to process."

"No. 3 wheat makes 1 bread."

Azul Ashengrotto is one of the youngest genius businessmen to enter the world. His thorough work and sound words carry his reputation as smoothly as sea currents, letting all know of his benevolence and charm. However, such skill was not born from nothing. The young man had persisted through harder times, fought his way to the top, wrangling only the best of deals and people to keep his position rising, an experienced businessman as he is no stranger to challenge.

However, interacting with this abnormal Housewarden has somehow managed to shake the reality and logic of such a esteemed man more than thrice.

".. Do you mind explaining what that means, Housewarden? I feel that you might be referring to a unit of measurement from your home, which I'm unfortunately not familiar with."

Continued in part 2

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[Yuu joined the game.]

Minecraft Single Player! Yuu AU

Game logic and all carried with them. That is what is about to go down.

Keep reading

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Minecraft! Yuu

Has complete access to the crafting table and its sheer real world ridiculousness

it literally does not matter the size of the materials, if yuu just has them they can make it into its typical blocky appearance and size

ruggie smells profit, leona smells inflation and a scolding from falena

everything that comes out of that damned crafting table is in the form of cubes and no one really knows what to about it except accept it.

the idea of a sphere makes yuu pass out from their code being unable to process it

MC!yuu was originally one of them blocky guys, but being snatched over to nrc caused their coding to change accordingly so now they have a proper human body with its minecrafty quirks

this especially applies to how MC!yuu eats. minecraft food don’t make you poop, but twisted wonderland food does. so how does this work? to avoid all that weird stuff, it boils down to how MC!yuu “digests” things.

MC!yuu can only get nourishment from their own food that they make, any other food they eat has no effect on their stamina and fullness. so they can use the materials they gather, but it has to be prepared specifically by them if they want proper nourishment. where does the food go? to the code that makes up MC!yuu. regular food that others will eat would get deleted by the code upon “digestion”, therefore having no effect on them.

“code” is the stuff that keeps MC!yuu unique to just being another human. they can harness it and channel it into the things they are capable of doing in their minecraft world, and also have to be fueled by its own creations to keep running. minecraft is the realm where this code automatically applies to its inhabitants, and cannot be given to a being that does not have code. it doesn’t kill them or anything, but it’ll assume the form of the being’s own “code” and change accordingly

so when trey gets a bite of MC!yuu’s furnace steak it just becomes regular steak to him which is unfortunately just a well done and unseasoned steak.

trey is. completely befuddled that everything has to be made in the furnace. apparently that’s where the magic happens to negate every seasoning that trey has tried to apply

is also very confused how the meats MC!yuu cooks is always well done, bland, and unseasoned, but when they CRAFT mushroom stew it actually has seasoning and stuff in it.

Upon seeing Ramshackle, their building instincts kicked in. They did not even think this level of poor building was possible, and they’ve seen a miner’s home before! that’s saying something

crowley freaked out when they pulled out a whole ass enchanted axe, freaked out more when he saw yuu swinging at the dorm, and lost it when a chunk of the house came out as a solid cube of rotted wood.

they didn’t have fingers or bendable legs in the minecraft world, so you can imagine the utter confusion

the ghosts very hurriedly stopped yuu from taking down the entire ramshackle dorm for renovations (much to crowley’s dismay) but gave them permission to revamp the furniture and do as they like with the lawn

they are very happy with a farm added

they run fast despite their legs being as stiff as a pole. deuce is a mix of horrified and mostly really impressed. how do they do it?? is running with straight legs a better way to run??? (it isnt. please put your knees to good use)

can? jump? without? bending? legs??? it’s a hell of a sight to witness. rook, especially, knows it is one hell of a sight to witness.

alchemy class with crewel is far more interesting

“oh potions? I know those!” proceeds to pull out unnervingly large spider eyes, both raw and fermented

crewel actually gets very interested in the way yuu produces these otherworldly potions. while some are far weaker in terms of time duration and effectiveness in comparison to what they already have (potion of night vision, waterbreathing, invisibility), yuu also has these potions that could literally change the world had its production not been limited to yuu (i.e. potion of regeneration II, potion of harming II, etc)

there will definitely be more upon the sheer loneliness of minecraft single player and the unanswerable world minecraft!Yuu comes from

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“See You Next…”

[TWST AU]: An MC/Yuu who was spending time at the now famous Gravity Falls, Oregon.

[Synopsis]: In this timeline, MC/Yuu, a family member of the Pines Family were staying over during the summer at the now busy Mystery Shop.

Gender Neutral MC/Yuu

[(A/N)]: Oh my god. Memories from middle school are coming back. Nostalgia and cringe as I remember being obsessed with the Disney Channel show with the secret codes and stuff. I couldn’t help but regret writing nonsense involving the show during my Wattpad days. It’s like “Yikes. What the hell was I writing about?” Thank god the TWST fandom is an easier base to write with.

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Many years had passed since Weirdmaggedon ended and the town called Gravity Falls is now famous for tourist attractions and the reputation that was put up.

13 y/o MC/Yuu Pines wants to spend their summer over in Oregon so they can see everybody, including their aunt and uncle: Uncle Dip and Auntie May-May (The Pine Twins: Dipper and Mabel Pines).

During the bus ride from California to Oregon, MC/Yuu reminisces spending times with their family members laughing, bonding, and telling stories about their adventures. They gained interests and hobbies from Uncle Dip and Auntie May-May such as mystery novels, arts n’ crafts, science, therapeutic knitting, etc.

Also Auntie May-May taught MC/Yuu how to fangirl/fanboy/stan their favorite music group.

After the long ride, they finally arrived to Gravity Falls and the bus stopped at the bus stop. Over there was someone you expect after working for years as a loyal former handyman, waiting to pick them up.

MC/Yuu Pines: *Steps out of the bus with their luggages* Oh my god! Uncle Soos! *Tackles hugs him*

Soos: Whoa, dude! *Hugs back* Haha, it’s good seeing you too.

MC/Yuu Pines: *Lets go of him* How’s your family doing? Is Aunt Melody okay?

Soos: Your aunt is doing great! We should head back. There’s new items for the museum.

MC/Yuu Pines: Aw sweet!

After Soos helps pack the luggages on a newer golf cart, the two sat inside and head straight to the good ol’ Mystery Shack.

When they arrived, nostalgia hits MC/Yuu when they see the shabby cabin in all its glory with the letter “S” still left alone and not repaired.

They cried a little after seeing the building.

Soos: Dude, are you okay?

MC/Yuu Pines: *Sniffs* Sorry. I got glitter in my eyes.

The two enter inside and Melody, MC/Yuu’s God-aunt and Soos’s wife, greets the young teen with a warm hug and she’s holding a small baby (presumably Soos & Melody’s child). They chatted and excited to spend time together.

Melody guides MC/Yuu upstairs in the attic which is where they’re sleeping for the whole summer.

MC/Yuu told Aunt Melody they will come down later after unpacking their stuff and relax a little from traveling.

An hour passed by and MC/Yuu comes down, entering to the museum part of the shack.

MC/Yuu Pines: Uncle Soos? Hello? I’m back down, ready to help with new attractions.

Just as they roamed around while picking up messes like an axe, a taser gun and a plain notebook with a pen attached to the spine. MC/Yuu questioned why are these items scattered over the place. ‘Great Grunkle influence…’

After looking around one more time, they spotted an intricate body mirror by a faux statue of “THE SASCROTCH”. (Yes, a knockoff of Bigfoot. Keep going.)

MC/Yuu thought it’s only temporary and Soos put it there. They didn’t question much, and steps over to the reflection of the one-way glass.

MC/Yuu Pines: If spending summer over here, I’m sure there’s adventures to experience. I can’t wait to show them what I’ll discover.

Then suddenly the mirror’s reflection wobbles and it starts glowing bright.

MC/Yuu quickly grabs the weapons (axe and taser gun) from before for defense, then the mirror shunned brightly as the young teen was sucked into the mirror-turned-portal along with the blank notebook from earlier.

After getting sucked into the mirror and traveled to another world, like in the canon storyline, they somehow get transported to Twisted Wonderland, got chased down by Grim, dragged into the dorm-sorting ceremony by Headmaster Crowley, the same feline-like menace creating chaos, etc.

Except MC/Yuu stops Grim by holding him up and tasing the two NRC students with the taser gun they equipped. (R.I.P. Azul and Riddle /j)

MC/Yuu Pines: That’s enough! I don’t know what in Hot Belgian Waffles is going on here, but this is more insane than my aunt’s weird troll juice.

Crowley: Hot Belgian Waffles? Who are you?

MC/Yuu Pines: Uhh…Someone from Gravity Falls?

Crowley: What place?

MC/Yuu Pines: Oh crude. I’m in another world.

[Campus]

MC/Yuu Pines: *Looking around their surroundings* Uncle Dip is gonna flip about this place called Twisted Wonderland. I need to start a journal. Oh right, there would be some government agents going after the mirror too for experimentation if they find out about it.

Deuce: Did you say government agents?

MC/Yuu Pines: My family has dealt with them in the past when my Great Grunkle Stan was getting his brother, Great Grunkle Ford, to return back from another dimension.

Deuce: What?

MC/Yuu Pines: What? I would do the same if my family were in danger.

[Library]

MC/Yuu Pines: You guys don’t happen to have gnomes around here, right?

Jamil: Not that we know of, why?

MC/Yuu Pines: Funny, but traumatic story. My aunt, Auntie May-May, was almost kidnapped by hundreds of gnomes from the start of her and Uncle Dip’s summer. At first, she thought she scored a “hot gothic” summer boyfriend, but my uncle was skeptical about him. Towards the end, he was right. It’s hundreds of gnomes attempting to kidnap his sister to become their queen.

Kalim: Oh wow. Your world sounds crazy.

MC/Yuu Pines: There’s many stories involving their summer vacation.

[Visiting Gravity Falls]

[Little lore: Fortunately the mirror portal in the museum is a gateway between Twisted Wonderland and the ol’ town.]

[Smile Dip back in stock!!!]

MC/Yuu Pines: Smile Dip? I remember Auntie May-May consumed a ton of this candy and warned me not to eat it as she experienced major side effects.

Jack: What? Like rotten teeth?

MC/Yuu Pines: No, trippy hallucinations. I think LSD was added in back then.

Jack: Oh Great Seven.

[Mystery Shack]

[Epel and MC/Yuu hanging by the porch carved apples together.]

MC/Yuu Pines: You know, I’m glad I met you guys. Back home, I never made friends as most kids my age would bully me for having relatives retelling stories to think they’re mentally crazy or others try to catch clout as my uncle is a famous author and my aunt is a cheerful fine arts professor at a prestigious college. It’s really hard to find anyone decent without ill intentions.

Epel: Wow. MC/Yuu, I’m sorry to hear this.

MC/Yuu Pines: Don’t worry. At least I won’t get into drama these days. *Tries to hide their brass knuckles away*

Ace: Why do you call your uncle “Dip”?

MC/Yuu Pines: He has an abnormal birthmark on his forehead that aligns exactly like the Big Dipper. I couldn’t say his full nickname when I was younger so it just stuck as Dip instead.

Deuce: Do you have something like that in your family?

MC/Yuu: I have marks aligned only as a triangle. It weirded out my twin relatives, especially Uncle Dip. I don’t know why, but he only mentioned as long there isn’t anything in the center.

Jack: Your uncle sounds like he’s keeping a secret.

MC/Yuu Pines: Maybe. Probably when I’m old enough he’ll tell me.

[Surrounded by vicious trolls in the woods during MC/Yuu’s adventures.]

MC/Yuu Pines: Oh, what the #$@%? *Pulls out their axe*

Idia: *Surprised* H-How did you do that?

MC/Yuu Pines: Do what?

Idia: You cursed.

MC/Yuu Pines: Oh! You mean #$@%? Yeah, for some reason, my world couldn’t stand curse words. Or this. *Pulls out the middle finger*

[Then a flyer flies in blocking their hand.]

Idia: *Perplexed* W-What is with this world’s settings?!

MC/Yuu Pines: *Shrugs* I don’t know and it’s the Grunkle influence. *Kills a troll behind them*

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I hope Zoro gets to be okay—plus now I’m REALLY Interested in his normal toon form!! I’m insanely curious about it! Not too mention, he’d be around Luffy’s age (two year difference) and I’d hate to see that kid suffering. What would cause him to be like, ah, all unhinged eldritch being, anyways? …..kuina?

Well see Zoro here is a toon drawn by Kuina and never was a child. Toons created by the pen don't age unless another toon has the ability to "age" others or they adapt themselves in such away that they change to become like so.

(Crocodile is an example of the later and that had some consequences)

When Zoro goes back to his old self he'll almost look exactly the same as the day he was drawn. ((Actually now that I think about it, I lied, he's similar to crocodile but with the miracle of no drawbacks))

Originally hes supposed to look similar to Ryuma, once he comes back to normal however the long hair he once had will be gone for the usual look we know him for.

As for the eldritch part your right but also it wasn't just one thing it was a combination of several, Kuina happened to be the last "number for the lock".

Eldritch toon Zoro was annoying to deal with for other toons that are trying to keep their existence a secret, when he isn't in an unending slumber uses the gained the ability to open portals to random places and essentially get lost. (And rampage but goes without saying)

They have to call Mihawk every time they check the huge creacher in case he has to be "slain" in order to go back to sleep.

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"I-It's a matter of life or death!"

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au of an au, kind of, maybe

because my brain is at peak humor rn. ok so i have 1 post here about the “worldbuilding” but . TLDR!

- English is the latin of twisted wonderland. its dead. its also the ‘unique magic’ language, like if you could communicate in harry potter spells? yes.

OK so with that out of the way. WHAT IF Yuu couldn’t cast conventional magic, but could copy unique magic via English?

Like. they’re just fucking around with Ace and Deuce and Grim one day, and Riddle comes up in the conversation. They’re joking around, Ace pretends to break a tiny rule (”Oh noooooo, I brought a MONT BLANC to the PARTY”).

Yuu cackles and impersonates Riddle with a “You forgot rule 8982? Thats a WAR CRIME.. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!”

Cachunk.

…

There’s just. A minute of hot fucking silence. Deuce’s eyes are the size of dinner plates. Grim drops his entire damn sandwhich. Yuu just. whatmst is this fuckery 👁👄👁

Ace pokes the collar. It’s a collar. yep. definitely a collar,

“???? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!?!?”

“I DON’T KNOW??????????”

“I THOUGHT YOU COULDN’T USE MAGIC”

“I CANT!?!?!?!?!?” “THE COLLAR AROUND MY NECK SAYS OTHERWISE”

panik. panik all around. Grim is running around like a headless chicken. Deuce might have had a brain shortage. Ace is trying to yank the collar off with no avail. Yuu is just fucking vibing

“ISN’T THIS RIDDLE’S UNIQUE MAGIC?!?! TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF”

“I DON’T KNOW HOW”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW”

“oh GOD oh FUCK UHHH ON WITH YOUR HEAD??????”

…

.

it doesn’t work. panik^2. Deuce blurts out a “what if it never comes off,” and Ace turns like five shades paler. Its almost impressive, if it wasn’t concerning.

“Shut UP DEUCE. oh my god. I need to go see riddle.”

yuu blanches. riddle is scary and also, what the fuck, how are they supposed to explain this, what? “NO wait NO BAD IDEA”

“what else am i supposed to do”

good question ace. they fluster, fumble, cry internally for a hot minute–Yuu tentatively taps the collar with a wince. “K… King’s Roar?”

Fwoosh. Ace yelps as he gets a new sand bath. “You turned it to sand!” Grim cheers.

a pause.

“YOU TURNED IT TO SAND?!?!?!”

shenanigans ensue. crowley’s in for the headache of his career

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shonen protag! yuu’s SPECIAL POWER

- It’s a floyd mood radar

- thats it. thats literally it

- ok SO. Yuu is dumb as a bag of bricks but GUESS WHAT?? their head is as HARD AS ONE, TOO! gotta go fast

- so NATURALLY floyd and yuu get along either REALLY WELL (floyd is in a good mood/not beating people up)

or REALLY POORLY (floyd is in a bad mood/is beating people up)

- like literally they’re either doing backflips off the local trash dump or beating each other to death at the denny’s parking lot. there is no in between

- so eventually yuu develops an internal Floyd Mood Radar

- It has an impressive 87% accuracy (they tested)!!!

It works like this:

- looks at floyd. ah yes, today is a good day. i better invite him to my 4pm trampoline food fight

or,

- looks at floyd. uh oh!!! he’s angery!! I better go avoid him/save people from getting squeezed by punching him !!

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if yuu was a shonen protag

0.

“Give me your clothes, human!”

Now that was something you didn’t see around. Or, you know, at all.

Yuu blinks dazedly, squinting out of the coffin with a yawn and a stretch. “Like… All of my clothes?” they raise an eyebrow, before looking down. “Oh hey, new clothes. I can give you this totally fancy jacket, if you want?”

Grim shrieks in indignation, fireball charging up in his hands, “If you don’t hand it over, I’ll roast you alive!” A pause, “… Wait, what?”

“You can have this fancy jacket! I want to keep my shirt, though. And my pants. And my underwear. And my socks. I don’t think you could wear socks.”

“Just give me your clothes already!”

1.

“I’ll let you stay… On ONE condition!” Yuu nods to themselves, looking particularly self assured. “I want to try something!” At the apprehensive look Grim shoots them, they hastily wave their arms with a, “Nothing big, don’t worry ‘bout it! I just want you to do, like, a teensy little thing… Can you turn your ear-flame-thingies off?”

And that was how Grim ended up in the position of everyone’s dreams. Or so Yuu insisted. He doubted nothing more.

He groaned, long and and tired and suffering from every pore of his body, practically slouched over onto the floor. “Fgna…. Can we stop now?” He practically begged, dragging a paw down his face. “It’s already been ten minutes!”

Yuu frantically shakes their head. “No! No, just one more time! One more time, please! I need this!” they whine, and Grim can only just resist slamming his head onto the floor.

“Fine! One last time!” He scowls, and the flames on his ears die down as he clears his throat dramatically. “Hello, human.”

“A cat!” Yuu nearly squeals out loud, practically vibrating in place. Grim rolls his eyes, turning his ear-flames on. As if on cue, Yuu gasps, clutching at their chest as they point.

“Grim the cat!”

2.

“… Maybe you should go back to kindergarte–OW!”

Flick.

“Stop that!” Ace squawks, batting their hands away. Still they advance, hands held at ready and pout securely on their face. Flick, flick, flick. “What the hell are you doing?!”

“You shouldn’t be a meanie,” Yuu declares, fingers still in the air, “That’s like, super uncool! And it’s my job to stop people from being mean and uncool, you know!”

Ace gapes at them, spluttering in indignation “Are you even hearing yourself? Did you just call me a meanie?” At the resulting shrug, his ears start to turn red. “Are you serious!?”

“As pie!”

“… I will literally pay you to never say that again.”

And then Grim sets his hair on fire, and it’s all downhill from there.

3.

Yuu punches it. The inkwell monster roars. “Oh, so it’s not a ghost.” Yuu says, and punches it again.

Hanging on precariously to their shoulder, Grim screams in terror as its pickaxe narrowly misses decapitating them both. “STOP MAKING IT ANGRIER–”

4.

“Oh my god, Grim, you can’t just skip class on the first day. That’s the least cool thing I’ve ever heard, like dude!” Yuu pouts down at the cat in their arms, shaking him gently. Behind them, Deuce and Ace round the corner and skid to a stop, wheezing at the sudden sprint.

“What the hell was that?!” Ace practically shrieks–Or as best as he can through the stitch in his side, anyways. “I nearly had a heart attack!”

Deuce tries to nod in agreement, doubled over on the courtyard pavement.

Yuu just grins. “I’m just that awesome, duh.”

“You jumped out of the THIRD STORY WINDOW–”

“I can do it from the fifth, if you’d like!”

“Please,” Deuce coughs, straightening up, “Please don’t.”

5.

“Team, so like, I’ve got a plan. Plan Get That Crystal So Nobody Gets Expelled!”

“That’s a stupid name. And we’re not a… Actually, forget it,” Deuce sighs. It wasn’t as if they had a choice. “If we’re working together… What is it?” He didn’t have any ideas at the moment, and it wasn’t as if Ace was going to pull up anything good…

“Okay, so I go up and punch it in its stinky face–”

“No.”

6.

“Deuce, we should, like… totally brawl it out in the streets.” Yuu declares, finishing off their sandwhich. He stares at them like they’ve lost their mind.

“And why would we do that?”

“For fun…? It’s like… training!”

He stares at them for a second longer. They start to pout. “Okay, okay–But not in public, alright!? I’m trying to turn around to a new leaf, here!”

“Yay!”

Deuce gets his ass kicked 2k20

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I was thinking of Yuu being Captain Hook for some reason.

In Peter Pan, he lives in Neverland, which is a world separate from where Wendy is. Also, there are theories which say that Captain Hook is the good guy, being a Lost Boy who grew up and fought Peter to free the rest of the boys so they can go home.

Just some irony because while Captain Hook and Peter Pan, along with Tinker Bell, are mortal enemies, Yuu is canonically on good terms with Malleus, a fairy.

There's also the fact that Captain Hook is wary of ticking sounds due to the crocodile that swallowed a clock and Malleus who had stopped time in the Halloween event.

Maybe Ramshackle is for miscellaneous Disney movies that doesn't fit any of the seven other dorms?

#Twst #Twisted wonderland #Peter pan #Wendy darling #Lost boys #Tinker bell #Captain hook #Malleus draconia #Yuu #Au

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Egg Waffles, anyone?

[TWST AU]: MC/Yuu sells waffles (and other desserts) to get by.

[Synopsis]: In this timeline, what if MC/Yuu starts selling the Hong Kong-styled Waffles and other delicious snacks from their home world? That way it can provide enough Madol for both Grim and themselves than whatever allowance Crowley has given them. (Cheapskate bastard-)

[Gender Neutral MC/Yuu]

[TW]: Little bit of Ace slander

[(A/N)]: I actually work at my mom’s dessert bar and we make fresh waffles with ice cream + toppings or just plain with the option of adding sugar powder. Another note is if you don’t know what it looks like. It’s something like this:

[Original Image Source]: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/hong-kong-bubble-waffles/index.html

[(A/N)]: There’s also a recipe I found that maybe anyone can try out.

[Egg Waffle recipe]: https://youtu.be/VNDvNUpT-f8

youtube

Ever since falling into Twisted Wonderland, MC/Yuu and Grim were the only ones staying at the abandoned building widely known as the Ramshackle Dorm at Night Raven College.

With money being tight and Crowley who probably is a stingy crow, the two need to find a solution for their financial troubles.

Then MC/Yuu remembers something: The Egg Waffles.

MC/Yuu: Wait! I have an idea to earn more Madols!

Grim: Really?! What?

MC/Yuu: Egg Waffles!

Grim: *Confused* What waffles?

MC/Yuu: They’re waffles that were sold back in my home world. They’re delicious. It’s like mini edible pockets: crispy on the outside, fluffy in the inside. I don’t think anyone around here thought of this. Come on. Let’s experiment.

For the next week, the Ramshackle Dorm is filled with the scent of freshly made waffles.

The smell even attracted some troublemakers: The ADeuce Duo.

You see, Ace and Deuce only want to visit their friends as someone wanted answers for Professor Trein’s history assignment. (Looking at you, Ace. You jerk /j.)

Deuce only came along to try talking Ace out of cheating- Taking advantage- purposefully finding answers without effort.

*Sighs* Who am I kidding? He will and always find shortcuts to everything- Little Bastard Boy…

Anyway, the two Heartslabyul students are heading to the ol’ dorm and when they arrived, the fresh smell of Hong Kong style-Waffles hits their olfaction receptors.

Ace: Prefect, we need your-

MC/Yuu: Ace, Deuce! Thank god you’re here. Quick, try these samples. *Shoves some waffles in their mouths*

Deuce: *Muffles* Mm! These are…delicious!

Ace: *KOFF!* *KOFF!* What was that for?!

MC/Yuu: Sorry. I needed honest reviews for these waffles. I’m planning to sell some so Grim and I won’t suffer in money troubles.

Deuce: They tasted amazing. What kind of waffles are they?

MC/Yuu: They’re called Egg Waffles that originated from a country back in my world. Traditionally eaten as plain, but they are trendy with ice cream and other toppings added inside. Anyway, there’s work to be done before it’s ready for everyone.

Ace: Wait. Before you continue these experiments, you did the assignment for Professor Trein’s class, right?

MC/Yuu: …Do you want another waffle shoved up your a-?

Anyway, the ADeuce duo left, with some waffles.

The following week, MC/Yuu asked Crowley if they can open a small business within their dorm so they won’t pester him every time for allowances.

Surprisingly he let them. (Not for their sake, but he also heard rumors within the school that the Ramshackle Dorm is scented of baked goods. He wanted to try them.)

Now, business is open!

[Waffle Joys Official Opening!]

MC/Yuu: I can’t believe this isn’t a dream. We’re gonna be okay, Grim.

Grim: You said it! Can’t wait for limitless tuna… *Salivating from the thoughts of tuna cans*

[Doorbell jingles, revealing the First Years as the first customers.]

MC/Yuu: Welcome to Waffle Joys!

Ace: Yo, MC/Yuu!

Deuce: We came by to congratulate you on opening day.

MC/Yuu: Aww thanks guys.

Sebek: What are the specials? I must know as I heard you can make some with ice cream inside. Not because of me, but for Waka-sama.

Epel: Yeah! I want one before Etiquette class.

Jack: Small snack after practice.

MC/Yuu: Coming right up! They’re based on familiar desserts.

[🧇THIS WEEK’S WAFFLE SPECIALS!!!🧇]

Cherry Pie Waffle

Purin Waffle

Cinnamon Apple Waffle

Sweetened Pear Waffle

Macaron Delight Waffle

[After waiting for their orders, they got their respective desserts and thanked their friend before heading out back to their usual routines.]

MC/Yuu: *Counting the money* You think this will start a successful business one day?

Grim: I think so? Whatever. As long as I get tuna.

MC/Yuu: *Sighs* You and your tuna.

[DING! DING! DING!]

MC/Yuu: Welcome to Waffle Joys! Wait, Azul?

Azul: Charmed to see me, Prefect~?

Jade: It’s a pleasure seeing you again, Prefect~

Floyd: Hey, Koebi-chan!

MC/Yuu: Azul, I’m not falling for another deal after what happened back then. What is the real reason why to came to Ramshackle?

Azul: Oh, how harsh of you to assume I would drag you into another deal.

MC/Yuu: Just spit out what you want.

Azul: I want your business to collaborate with the establishment of the Monstro Lounge.

MC/Yuu: *Wields up their waffle iron* Absolutely not. First of all, I started this business because Grim and I aren’t getting enough support from Crowley and second, how do I know I’m not trapping myself into another unfortunate end because of you?

Azul: I’m not making you a deal. I only decided to come by because, well…

MC/Yuu: *Realization hits them* I’m stealing your customers, aren’t I.

Azul: *Grasps on their shoulders* How did you do it?

MC/Yuu: Easy. I just remember something nostalgic and whipped them up with modern takes.

Azul: *Lets go* I need you at Monstro Lounge. Now.

MC/Yuu: No way. If you want your “precious regulars” back, how about advertising both our respective eateries and with a fair price on our ends. Is that fine with you?

Azul: Hmm…If it attracts more customers, then it’s a deal.

MC/Yuu: *Slams an unsigned contract in front of Azul* By my contract, not your Unique Magic.

Azul: *Taken aback* How long were you holding this?

MC/Yuu: Since I first experimented, I knew you’ll come around.

[DING! DING! DING!]

MC/Yuu: Welcome to Waffle Joys!

Crowley: Greetings, Prefect!

MC/Yuu: Crowley, this is surprising to see you as you’ll only come because of “favors.”

Crowley: Oh no no! I only came to try this Egg Waffle because some students were posting pictures on MagiCam and it’s trending.

MC/Yuu: Well, I did ask permission and you given in the idea. So what waffle would you like to order?

[10 minutes later]

MC/Yuu: Here’s your waffle, Headmaster Crowley! Enjoy your order!

[He ordered a Charcoal Black waffle with Black sesame ice cream and sliced toasted almonds, sprinkled with powdered sugar. On top of that is drizzled with condensed milk.]

[Now Crowley joined the Waffle Frenzy.]

Now I’m imagining that if an Overblot breaks out, MC/Yuu would pull out their waffle iron.

Then, “WHAM!!!”

Knocks over the person in despair, coughing out a Blot stone (Which they caught before Grim could eat it).

The Overblot victim comes back to their normal state, and MC/Yuu gives them a waffle as an apology since they “didn’t know their own strength.”

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