THANK YOU FOR TAGGING MY ART WITH WOLEG BECAUSE I WAS RACKING MY BRAIN FOR A SHIP NAME AND JUST GAVE UP

:D hehe I'm glad u like the name

chocolatiers am i right 

im thinking about it im thinking about it im thinking about it im thinking about it i

Mike Teavee?

the crumbs of content, the crumbs

my 👨🏻‍🦲name 🗣is willy 🎩wonka. i 💅 make 🍫chocolate. quite simply, the greatest 🥇🏆invention 🎛in the entire ♾history📜 of the 🌎world! 💯🔥whoever 🤷🏻‍♂️could there be 🅱️who doesn’t ❌love ❤️the 🦷tooth-tickling, 👅tongue-tastical taste 👄of a sweet 🍭bar of soft milk 🍫chocolate. except dogs🐶 of course, it’s poisonous ☠️ to 🐕dogs. but apart ↔️from 🐺dogs. there comes a time🕛 (time 🕒time🕤) in every 🍫chocolatier’s life👶🏻 (life 👦🏻life👨🏻‍🦲) when the chocolate 🍫he makes turns ↩️dark🌗 (dark 🌘dark🌑) and bitter🤢. (bitter. 🤢bitter🤮.) and ☝🏻that’s when🎩👨🏻‍🦲 he 🧠knows it’s 🕗time🕠 to lay down 🛌his 🥄spoon. to 🖐🏻hand 🖐🏻it over➡️ to someone 👤else. someone ✨new! ✨the only question ❓is- !‼️

you’re at your local club. a song comes on that sounds very familiar. you realize it’s the augustus gloop track from the motion picture movie charlie and the chocolate factory (2005) and you wonder who requested such a bizarre tune. it’s at this exact moment that you spot me in the corner of the club throwing it back to the absolute banger of a soundtrack

i meant the other way

Vercua Salt🧂🧂the debutante👸👸she’s always 🔁🔁 screaming 🤬🤬 I want 💵💵 I want 🤑🤑 do you think 💭💭her jetés 💃💃will still look cute 💋💋 as she pas de bourrées 🩰🩰 down↘️↘️ the bad 👎👎nut chute. Veruca Salt🧂🧂the selfish tot👶🏻👶🏻was never🙅🙅 good with the things 💰💰 she got! But it’s not 🚫🚫 just vicious😈😈 Veruca’s fault 😔😔 This rancid🤢🤢 recipe demands😤😤 another dash💨💨 of salt🧂🧂! Blame her nut-job 🥜🥜 father 🧔🏻🧔🏻 for her groveled 👑👑 at her feet🦶🏻🦶🏻 Now he’ll see 👁️👁️ us break 💔💔 her backbone 🦴🦴 in our bad👎👎 nut-cracker🥜🥜 sweet. Let’s nuke-a ☢️☢️ Vercua!! 🎶🎶🎶 Veruca Salt 🧂🧂 was once en pointe 🩰🩰 but watch as we 🐿️🐿️ dislocate 👈👉 each joint her ballet career 📋📋is looking 👀👀 grim 💀💀 as we tear 💔💔 her apart limb 🦵🏻🦵🏻 to limb💪🏻💪🏻 bad nut 🥜🥜!

“Bucket, look!” “NOOoooOOoooOOOo!!”

I love the set design of the Broadway version so much, I wanted to draw this scene in which Charlie and Completely Normal Ordinary Shopkeeper watch Chocolate News.

I'm re reading great glass elevator and sjjsnsnrks this art I love it

“And next time I’ll rehearse it!”

Instead of making a Netflix reboot of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, why don’t they just make a movie of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator instead of remaking the first book over and over? Especially since it’s basically an episode of Doctor Who. Could be really cool.

mike teavee smiling? sounds fake but okay

Aight Charlie I'm heading out.