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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 2 years

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Carl, tied up, listening to a saviour talk for a long time: Is this the torture? Because you’re boring me to death.

#the walking dead #twd #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes #carl grimes #twd carl

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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[season 4 at the prison]

Glenn: *Coughing violently*

Maggie: Don’t die!

Glenn: Don’t tell me what to do

#twd #the walking dead #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes #Glenn rhee #Glenn twd #Maggie greene #Maggie rhee #Maggie twd #glaggie #glaggie incorrect quotes

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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Rick: Hey, are you awake?

Daryl: Why?

Rick: I cant sleep

Daryl:

Daryl: Well I can. Goodnight

#the walking dead #twd #daryl dixon #twd Daryl #Rick Grimes #twd Rick #the walking dead incorrect quotes #twd incorrect quotes

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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Stranger, pointing at Glenn: Is this man bothering you?

Maggie: Yes but he’s my husband, I signed up for this

#the walking dead #twd #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes #Glenn rhee #twd Glenn #Maggie rhee #Maggie Greene #twd Maggie #glaggie

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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Rick: You know, you could solve your problems without violence

Negan: But consider this-

Negan: I'm really good at violence

#incorrect quotes #twd #the walking dead #rick grimes #negan #twd rick #twd negan #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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Glenn: Ten years ago, I married my best friend

Glenn: Maggie is still really angry about it, but Daryl and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

#Daryl did not think it was funny #twd #the walking dead #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes #Glenn Rhee #twd Glenn #Maggie rhee #Maggie Greene #twd Maggie #Daryl Dixon #twd Daryl #Maggie x Glenn #glaggie

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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Rick: I’m dating Merle

Daryl: I knew your standards were low, but not that low

#the walking dead #twd #daryl dixon #twd Daryl #Rick Grimes #twd Rick #Merle Dixon #twd Merle #Merle x Rick #rick x merle #rick grimes x merle dixon #merle dixon x rick grimes #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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[Rick and Michonne come home from a date night to find their couch in their kitchen]

Michonne: What did you do to my house?

Carl: We redecorated!

Judith: Isn’t it cool?

Rick: Oh, yeah who wouldn’t want to come home from a long day of work and sit down to see what’s in the fucking pantry

Carl and Judith:

Rick: Put it back

#the walking dead #twd #carl grimes #twd carl #Rick Grimes #twd Rick #michonne #michonne hawthorne #twd michonne #Judith Grimes #twd Judith #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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@slytherclaw2005 bro I found you in a tiktok

#next thing you know youre famous

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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@slytherclaw2005 bro I found you in a tiktok

#next thing you know youre famous

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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@xxqueenofdragonsxx @primsi @slytherclaw2005 @240calories-but-incorrect-quotes @bones-daintyboness @heythereofficerfriendly @practicallycorrectquotes

Let's play a game

Tag that one (maybe few?) person (ppl?) on tumblr that makes you smile every time they're in your notifications?

I'll go first

@bi-who-lived @bravegryffindorlion @no-cheese @simpingforreynarameriz

Love yaaaa

i love all of my moots i promise

#re

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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My dads just threatened to ground me for getting a B instead of an A in my Latin GCSE.

At least that B taught me how to swear at him without him knowing.

#Futue te ipsum #i think that’s how you say it lol

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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The walking dead most hated characters (in my opinion)

Spencer

Gregory

Andrea

Sam

Richard

#this is not up to debate #I don’t think anyone likes these people #hopefully #twd #the walking dead #not an incorrect quote #none of them are even ‘villains’ lol

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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Gregory is the only character I hate more than andrea.

And that's saying something

Upon rewatch…season 7 opener is still the most gruesome and disturbing and soul destroying shit this show has ever pulled

#i could write an essay on how much i hate both of them #its sad when you like the villain more than the good guy

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eggs-toast-and-daryl-dixon · 3 years

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Carl, on his deathbed: I just wanted you all to know it’s been a great honor being unhinged with you.

#twd #the walking dead #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes #Carl Grimes #twd carl

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