being an idiot is my favorite pastime

hello fellow glasses-wearers, I have made a very important chart. tag yourself

[image ID: a moral alignment chart featuring simple drawings of different ways to push up one’s glasses. lawful good: pushing up the bridge with one finger. neutral good: pushing up the side with the wrist or heel of the palm. chaotic good: using something or someone else to push them up. lawful neutral: pinching both sides. true neutral: pinching one side. chaotic neutral: just throwing your head back. lawful evil: grabbing both sides at once with one hand. neutral evil: scrunching up your nose until they move up. chaotic evil: touching the lenses directly, in parentheses: “cannot be trusted.” end ID]

Dream, looking at George's painting: Wow that's actually really nice.

George: Trust me, I can do better.

Dream: Don't worry, I trust you

Wilbur: Ok turn around.

Tommy, turning to his left.

Wilbur: No, the other side.

Tommy: OH MY GOD WIL ARE YOU INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING

Wilbur: I'm not there yet but the thought of you spinning around in circles is amusing to me.

Sapnap: Who's your favorite-

Dream: George

Sapnap: I didn't even-

Dream: George.

George: You're such an idiot.

Dream: But I'm your idiot, right?

George: You'll be once you propose to me.

reminder that april 9th is soon 😃

Dream and Techno bump into each other

Techno: Oh Dream. I heard you have a new video.

Dream: Oh yea it was really-

Techno: I didn't watch it yet.

Dream: Why

Techno: Oh I've just been diagnosed with I don't give a shit. Stage four it's very serious.

A SERIOUS QUESTON

Dreamnoblade or Dreamnotfound

Dream: So...how’s life?

Technoblade: Good, yours?

Dream: Same

Technoblade:

Dream:

Technoblade: We're both lying aren’t we?

Dream: Yep.

I wanna do a dsmp incorrect quotes for international women’s day but idk what to put. So happy international women’s day yalls :DDDD

George, talking to himself: Am I gay?

Dream, secretly eavesdropping: Yes. Yes you are.

Quackity: The moon's beautiful tonight, isn't it?

Sapnap, looking at Quackity: Yeah, but do you know what's even more beautiful?

Quackity and Sapnap in unison: *Sighs* Karl.

Tommy: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Wilbur: I've witnessed a lot of dumb stuff.

Technoblade: I've recorded a lot of dumb stuff.

Tubbo: I've joined in on a lot of dumb stuff.

Phil: And I've TRIED to prevent you guys from doing all those dumb stuff.

Sapnap: I hope you die! >:((((

Dream: I hope you step on a lego.

Sapnap, sobbing: Take that back

Teacher: You are violating the dress code.

Eret, dressed in girls uniform: Why is that?

Eret: I'm not wearing a tank top, you can't see my shoulders, my skirt is long enough and I have shorts underneath!

Eret: iS iT BecAUSe mY KneECapS aRE diStrAcTinG tHe BoYS??

Teacher:

Teacher: Your sweater says "Fuck".

Eret: Oh.

Dream: Yeah, George and I have a love-hate relationship.

Dream: I love him, he hates me.