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dynamicity-keysmash · 4 hours

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me immediately after passover: oh my god I love bread so much I literally have never tasted bread this good in my entire life all bread is god tier like I will never have bread this good ever again

also me, literally every single other day of the year: oh my god I love bread so much I literally have never tasted bread this good in my entire life all bread is god tier like I will never have bread this good ever again

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dynamicity-keysmash · 4 days

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"chloe et al" got my research-lab-ass so good.

the only skips for me are currently peter, chloe et al and robin... like what's up with these people

#ttpd #tswift #taylor swift #the tortured poets department

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dynamicity-keysmash · 10 days

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I truly have no clue. Idk how it wasn't clear to literally everyone watching the Eras Tour that she's definitely sad since she just got out of a 6 year relationship, and at the same time:

1. She's a professional performer who is great at putting a mask on

2. She's a complex human being capable of having fun on her world tour despite being sad

why are tiktok swifties acting like we didn’t know taylor was miserable when tour started

#taylor swift #ttpd #swiftie stuff #eras tour #icdiwabh

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dynamicity-keysmash · 1 month

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Me: "hey, sorry, I actually have plans tonight :("

My plans that I discovered 2 seconds ago:

#boop #boopometer #booped #boop-o-meeter

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dynamicity-keysmash · 1 month

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if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs

#it me

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dynamicity-keysmash · 1 month

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@green-snek-god omfg you got read like a book.

Mine was a bit surprising, but feels right on a general theme level lol.

@sheepsighs

made a uquiz

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dynamicity-keysmash · 1 month

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#chag sameach #happy purim y'all #hope everyone had a good party last night!

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dynamicity-keysmash · 3 months

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So Kanye's back

If you're vocally supporting the new Kanye album without acknowledging that he's a bigot, you're personally making the world just a little bit worse for the minorities he stokes violence against.

Listen to it if you must, whatever, but just know what you're doing if you're celebrating him online. And if you're dismissing or minimizing the pain his racism has caused, consider the impact of your words and actions on others and figure out why you're apathetic towards Jewish pain.

#also if you're dismissing the pain he has caused fuck you #like really just fuck you #but i decided to leave that out of the main post #kanye west is a bigot #no one should be stanning him #all his fanboys need to hop off his nazi dick #kanye #kanye west #ye #vultures #vultures 1

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dynamicity-keysmash · 3 months

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM OUT APRIL 19TH!!!

#taylor swift #swifties #the tortured poets department

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dynamicity-keysmash · 3 months

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spotted this sticker outside my apartment building and I think it illustrates an important point about the moment we’re in.

on a surface level this is something that a lot of people who consider themselves antizionist would agree with. but take 10 seconds to google the url at the bottom and you’ll see that this is a sticker for a neo-Nazi group.

“We serve one nation” is a reference to the dual loyalty trope, the idea that Jews can never be loyal to America because they are first and foremost loyal to Israel.

There are a lot of hate groups taking advantage of the moment we’re in. It’s easy to replace “Jew” with “Zionist” and get a lot more people to agree with them. Do not fall for it.

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dynamicity-keysmash · 3 months

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Oatmeal is only pure if you make it with oatmilk

#i will not be taking questions at this time #i will not elaborate #it makes sense if you REALLY think about it #oatmeal #oat milk #breakfast

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dynamicity-keysmash · 3 months

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every jewish person's tumblr is now a jewish tumblr.

I have seen so, so many tumblrs post something like, "This used to be my x blog, but ever since Oct 7 I've just been posting Jewish stuff." Because we're all suddenly drowning in antisemitism and reaching out to each other to build community to combat that.

It would be nice if Jewish life could go back to not revolving around antisemitism. But then, a part of me says, that was all it was before the Shoah; maybe it was just the time from afterward until Oct 7th that was the unusual part. Maybe this is what it'll be for the rest of our lives.

#my blog is certainly not just about Jewish issues now #i still mostly post about other things #and will continue to do so #but anyone following me for a long time may have noticed me literally never mentioning being jewish until very recently #i certainly hope the current tsunami of antisemitism isn't permanent and i can go back to business as usual

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dynamicity-keysmash · 3 months

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Just found out that one of my favorite YouTubers said on Twitter that the claim that Jews "distort the Holocaust" for nefarious purposes is "obviously" not antisemitic. God it's just so painful being Jewish lately. I can't even have comfort content creators anymore.

#im honestly just so drained and so emotionally done #telling jews what is and isn't antisemitic is just so popular right now and no one gives a fuck if it's hurtful #DEVELOP EMPATHY AND RESPECT FOR JEWS CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE)#jumblr #jewblr #jewish #jews #being jewish #antisemitism #tw antisemitism

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dynamicity-keysmash · 4 months

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"is this an earthquake or am I just shaking again?"

A California Story

#i really just be shaking some times #when the san andreas fault opens up I'll be like “is this an anxiety attack?”#california #californian #LA #los angeles #socal #southern california #california gurls #california girls rise up #earthquake #anxiety #im shaking

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dynamicity-keysmash · 4 months

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Jewish Culture is being tired of having to explain to gentiles that Jews are, in fact, a culture

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