O. My. God.

Like...

Aaaaaaa!

I love it.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

A thought suddenly occurred to me... I do not pretend to the indisputable truth...

If Jason Voorhees, Brahms Heelshire, Bo Sinclair, Homelander, the Ae. Targ. bros. and a couple of another men, get a daughter, then these dudes, consciously or not consciously, most likely, not consciously, will raise a daughter with an Electra Complex... Some of them will start their relations with cold, ignoring and detachment. The other part will immediately take the little girl under their care, because: "mine!" And as soon, as these all dudes feel, seriously, really feel, that this girl needs them, that she wants them, that she loves them, just because - papa mode is activated. Someone, immediately, will intentionally begin to instill in her the idea, that "there is no world, except papa, that only dad is your friend, protector, and in general, your daddy is the best and only," and someone will do it unconsciously. Also, it is possible, to limit daughter's social circle by enclosing himself, her father, in the center of her world, attention and love. And when these dudes notice that, in fact, the girl needs her father, she needs his full and undivided attention, they will again, consciously or not, feed and nurture these feelings in her. Yes, someone will also make their own world around her, and someone, and most of them, will be angry, because, in fact, they have their own life, their own desires, interests, responsibilities, in addition to this child. And thereby growing her addiction even more. I'm not saying, that my words are the real truth, but it seems to me, that the daughter of these funny men, no matter, if she is his daughter by blood or whatever, will have a very strong Electra Complex, dependence on her father, and not the ability, to build adequate relationships with the male sex. And it will be even more fun, if she is spoiled by her father's attention, and even more-more fun, if she is spoiled by her father's attention and at the same time, he has limited her circle of communication to himself, since her childhood.

These dudes, mammy's overgrown titseater, who, by virtue of their own history, have not matured to the end. Dudes have needs, that no one can fulfillt to them, and they will try to plug this hole, with their child. They, almost, need a strong, caring, most likely, female figure next to them. And, yes, they will impose on their daughter maternal responsibilities towards them.

So, lol, i guess... Weird shit.

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I... I... Um... Me, i... Um...

Ahem... So...

The original.

When you are very angry at your husband, and he, as best he can, tries to make peace, x3.

Kitty - Y/n, hands - your husband Lester.

Everything is fine with the kitty, these are the features of the breed and character.

The original.

When you are very angry at your husband, and he, as best he can, tries to make peace, x2.

Kitty - Y/n, hands - your husband Vincent.

Everything is fine with the kitty, these are the features of the breed and character.

The original.

When you are very angry at your husband, and he, as best he can, tries to make peace.

Kitty - Y/n, hands - your husband Bo.

Everything is fine with the kitty, these are the features of the breed and character.

Guest of the town: "my Madam, - roughly embraces the waist, - you look so wonderful. I'm afraid, I have to turn you in to the police. After all, you stole my heart."

Y/n: "... um..."

Lester, who appeared out of nowhere behind Y/n: "and, - raises his and Y/n's hand, in order to demonstrate the wedding rings, - what now?"

Guest of the town: "oh... Your wife is very beautiful, Sir... And, once again, thank you for your help on the road..."

Lester: "aha, sure, you're welcome. - Aggressively sniffles. - I have already understood, that our taste in women converges. So I ask, and now what?"

Bo, who suddenly appeared behind the Guest's back: "why don't you take a walk to our museum, huh? My named sister will escort you. What do you say? You will be met there... Everything will be shown. - Bo strongly grabbed the Guest by the hair on the back of their head. Bo's lips were dangerously close to the Guest's ear, - and just try it again. No funny business. I'll find out about it."

Vincent: mumbles discontentedly about, how rude and tactless people are. That no brute dares to come so unceremoniously and close to his precious named baby sister.

Guest of the town: living out their last hours.

Y/n: feels absolutely safe.

Alicent: "oh Gods, what am I going to do with you... Two alcoholics..."

Y/n: "... You are wrong, My Grace!"

Aegon: something gurgles from under the armchair.

Y/n: "he's an alcoholic. And I am a household alcoholic! Who doesn't need a reason... To get drunk... There is a huge difference between just alcoholism, and domestic alcoholism..!"

Aegon: "sounds like a fucking toast!"

Alicent: "Gods help me..."

Don't see any differences.

Okay, stop. What are you doing? Why are you all so brilliant there? It's not legal. It's illegal, to be so amazing, and with such great ideas and cool jokes.

I'll sue you all, you can't be that good.

Don't see any differences.

English is not my native language, and i have no sense of humor, so, i'm so sorry.

Lester, already fully awake, was lazing in bed, basking in the rays of the dawn sun, stroking the delicate skin of his wife's back with his fingertips. Y/n's head was resting on Lester's flat chest, and her hand was playing with the fingers of his free hand. Today was a free, lazy day. The, Sinclair couple talked and joked without even thinking, about getting out of bed. -The sun of my eyes, when was the last time you thought... M? - Lester made a serious face and thought for a couple of moments. -Hm... Let me think... - He took a deep and noisy breath, as if it had dawned on him. And Y/n did exactly the same thing. -Just now! -Yeah..! Right now, apparently. -And how is it? How do you feel? -... I didn't really understand, what just happened... - He was laughing. - I think, I didn't like it... -Don't you like to think? -No, I don't like to think. I don't think, that thinking, is for me. - The couple continued to laugh, and then, sealed it with a gentle kiss.

It looks like, it's time to make a charm against pornbots.

Y/n: "no, really, I just don't understand, what's wrong with vodka and wine..?"

Lester: "oh, really? Well, then, let's START FROM AFAR!"

Y/n: "nothing... There is nothing wrong... Only positive emotions and feelings..."

Lester: "FUCK NO!"

English is not my native language, so, i'm so sorry.

You're marrying the man you love, even despite his reputation. And this man, too, loves you very much. And after the official acquaintance, his mother, too, was imbued with tender feelings for you. And in the end, you have a possessive stalker-husband, who always finds out where you are, literally by smell, and his mama, who is your obsessive yandere, ready to follow you anywhere. Oh, and of course don't forget about the reproductive pressure on you from both sides. Your mother-in-law really wants grandchildren. Grandchildren, that you will carrying and give birth to.

These two will blow away dust motes from you. Your husband will kiss the ground you walked on. Your mother-in-law will give you anything you want. They will do anything for you, just be a good, decent wifey, do as they tell you. Your husband tells you not to look in the direction of those people - turn away from them, look at him, smile at him, purr to him, how wonderful he is, and your husband will melt in your hands. Your mother-in-law is calling you to her chambers, to discuss something - go to her, let her comb your hair, let her try on her jewelry on you, thank her, for giving you such a wonderful son, and your mother-in-law will be in heaven with happiness. Look at them with love and care, tell them, how happy and grateful you are, to become part of their family, and these two will unleash wars, arrange an apocalypse, they will reshape it, as you want, and put this world at your feet. You have no right to make a mistake.

They will love you forever, they will always take care of you, they adore you. They will always protect you. They are your family, and you don't need anyone else. Except for your future children, of course. Although they love you in different ways, but do not bring it to the point, that mother and son will start compete with each other for your attention and affection. It will be worse for you.

Forget the people from the past, they never loved you. Don't think about that pathetic, soulless and lonely life. Now, you have a family, that loves and appreciates you. The family, you've always deserved. And if, suddenly, one of the members of your real and only family will be harmful to you - leave it to mammy, treasure, she will sort everything out. You can't trust your husband with this kind of work, mammy will do everything herself!

Aemond Targaryen and Y/n, too, a Targaryen now: quarreling.

Alicent: doesn't know what's going on, but there is not a pleasant feeling, that something is wrong.

Aemond: accidentally says something hurtful and offensive.

Y/n: "oh... So, that's how it is... Very well, whatever you say, my husband..."

Aemond: "my soul... That's not, what I meant... It just happened to slip out of my mouth, please, wait!"

Y/n: upset.

Alicent: "Do you want me to stuff his face?"

Aemond: "mother..."

Alicent: "And you shut up! Scoundrel, how could you say such a thing, to this innocent treasure?! It's very treacherous!"

Oh, and don't be surprised, that one day, when you succumb to their persuasions. To their very insistent beliefs, and when you agree to take care of the creation of a child, you will see your mother-in-law sitting peacefully in an armchair, opposite your marital bed. With a soft smile and approval in her eyes, she will be sitting there. No-no, don't pay attention to her, don't get distracted. She just wants to make sure, everything is done right. Oh, don't be embarrassed, dear child, of course she trusts you two, just, please, understand, grandchildren, heirs are very important. Who better, than you, can give her and her son a beautiful, strong and healthy legacy. She's just so worried about you, what, if something goes wrong. And you, her dear son, don't be snide. You know, what is needed from you, so, come on - work, son.

Guardian Angels of normal christian people:

Y/n’s Guardian Angel: