i would pay considerable amounts of money to hear @jonnywaistcoat read out kitty horrorshow's anatomy monologue in the archivist voice

my friend's @cool-bug-factz tma sona for its birthday buried aligned guy ever 🪦 I love rendering stuff until it stops being fun it's my favourite

red valley doodle....bc I miss them..... dont wake them up.......

Jon and Martin seasons 1-5 :,^)

i was inspired by this post to mash two of my favorite things together so here is my two cents on what these two would be as D&D characters. i have very detailed thoughts on most of the cast actually but here's jon and martin for now. explanations for class/race under the cut!

jon: tiefling!jon is absolutely inspired. first, he deserves to have horns and a tail, it's just fact. second, of COURSE a tiefling would have feelings about being called a monster, it just fits him very well. thirdly, i also think that melanie would be a tiefling and they definitely have weird beef about jon being like "augh i'm so monstrous" while melanie is like "dude i'm literally right here, also a tiefling. come on, man." as for class, stated above. started as a goolock who thought he was just a weird wizard, but then his patron started taking a bit too much interest, and boom. weird sorcerer. also it amuses me to think about jonah/elias being like "i need to optimize my coffeelock" and trying to minmax him.

martin: human martin is important to me - he is intentionally unassuming, tries to make others underestimate him, etc, and human works well for that. in a world with gods and dragons, he's just Some Guy, and not even a guy with horns or anything. as for class, hear me out, ok. i know that bard!martin is usually the standard and i don't disagree, but i think he fits better as a paladin for 3 reasons: 1. charisma caster for sure, but he's not always volunteering to do the talking like a bard would. 2. for most of the series, he is a very intentional Protector of his people, trying to keep everyone safe as best he can - there's really nothing more paladin-coded than being self-sacrificial ok. definitely has the protection fighting style. 3. i think he deserves to have a big sword and smite people. as stated above, he was originally oath of devotion but switched to oath of the watchers after peter. oath of devotion focuses more on healing and buffing allies, while oath of the watchers is more about preparation and battlefield control, which feels more proactive in a way that i think lines up with post-lonely martin. also, it's on theme.

thanks for reading my ramble! let me know your thoughts. i will probably be making more of these (i may or may not already have dummy character sheets for jon, martin, elias, gertrude, tim, sasha, daisy, basira, melanie and georgie...) but i can't promise anything. cheers.

dwelling

duuude you have GOT to get online everybody is just fucking hitting each other

saw u talking about kin on instagram and wanted to ask what u mean by kin

hi anon i completely forgot i had asks open oopsie

kinning means different things to different people but it boils down to when you closely relate to a character (you kin them)! it can be because of looks, backstory, personality, etc. people identify with characters on different levels, for some people its more of a spiritual belief

for me its a way of coping and exploring myself in a comfortable way! hope this helps, id advise doing your own research too I am only one chronically online artist :3

Quick concept drawing I made of Mr.Bonzo if he was more clown like and not so based on *checks handwriting on hand* England's biggest TV nightmare Mr.Blobby

rethought some things....

this guy was so me

average tumblr dot com blog

hey tumblr i have neglected you... have some guys who will be consumed by the horrors sometime soon probably

I think I've got a plan, let's run as quickly as we can

Let's leave it all today, let's make our brave escape

her: im coming over you better not be a vague love poem written in the notes app about Warren Godby and Gordon Porlock from the podcast Red Valley when I get there

silly me:

leave me a littlol christmas message mayhaps? :3

I see you guys adding i am the antichrist to you to your jonmartin playlists after reading the comic... consider checking mine out!! (I go insane over a good jonmartin song feel free to recommend some to me)

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One way or another. Together.