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Photo of wall spider 5 seconds before disaster:
Okay, so I've recently made a huge mistake in that there was a moderately sized florida spider in my room on the wall just staring at me, judging my every move, or at least there "was" as I looked away to talk to family and it was gone when I looked back, so now I'm torn between causing a house fire intentionally or giving my home to the spider.
Why has God forsaken me
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I wish everyone in the hellsite a happy holidays, shall your stockings throb in excess girth and presents exude joy of the same level as my alcoholic father after being given a bottle of hard vodka. Merry fuckin Christmas
-sincerely, Duple Man
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Censoring curse words is a mistake. It just makes us more creative.
Like that time when I was 13 years old playing roblox and called someone a failed abortion.
Just give up and let us yse words like shit, fuck, ni- okay maybe not That one, but you get the idea
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Spells are overrated.
No really who the fuck wants to cast a spell, like bitch I'm invoking a motha fucking grimor.
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What if I beat others with it while chanting.
For Halloween and a joke, I made a baseball bat with a fake blood UwU, and now the accursed thing won't stop judging me when I wake up.
It just lies here at the foot of my bed, staring at me menacingly whenever I wake up.
In all honesty, I think it might be cursed
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I've already tried, it just hungers for more.
And yet, day by day, it grows stronger.
For it beckons me ever closer, echoing through my mind, "Pray for your future boy, UwU"
For Halloween and a joke, I made a baseball bat with a fake blood UwU, and now the accursed thing won't stop judging me when I wake up.
It just lies here at the foot of my bed, staring at me menacingly whenever I wake up.
In all honesty, I think it might be cursed
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For Halloween and a joke, I made a baseball bat with a fake blood UwU, and now the accursed thing won't stop judging me when I wake up.
It just lies here at the foot of my bed, staring at me menacingly whenever I wake up.
In all honesty, I think it might be cursed
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The great thing about humanity is that if you can think of something, someone has probably done it.
Don't believe me, then Google search. "mr hands"
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We need to normalize and maybe even encourage hoarding knowledge and wisdom amongst the populos.
Just wanna see everyone acting like Wizards on Adderall
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Trying to isult people without using curse words is such a joke.
In the past week, I have called people the following:
"Vegan cheese,"
"Hooligan,"
"Windows Screensaver,"
"British,"
"Goblin,"
"Gremlin,"
"That thing that happens when you mix bleach and ammonia,"
"A normal reddit user"
"Mr. Beast youtube thumbnail"
And finally, "An extra soggy crouton."
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Anyone else just open the fridge, close it, and then open it again as if somehow more food will spawn in.
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Me returning to this blog is like returning to a locked car with a baby in it.. Probably dead, but if I open the door maybe, just maybe it'll magically revive itself.....
Bad analogy I know, but it gets the job done and that's what matters.
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Not my usual type of post, but I'm just going to remind people that before taking a bath you should rinse of in a shower first with water draining Because if you don't you will just end up soaking in grime like a steeped chicken in airport jungle juice, not just that, but the smell stays even if the bath makes you look clean.
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I will not confirm nor deny these allegations.
We need more SkinWalker representation within media. All these movies depict them as having a barely functioning disguise and failing to fit in when in reality this is not the case.
Listen all I'm saying is that if your continued existence relied on humaning then your gonna be pretty damn good at it.
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We need more SkinWalker representation within media. All these movies depict them as having a barely functioning disguise and failing to fit in when in reality this is not the case.
Listen all I'm saying is that if your continued existence relied on humaning then your gonna be pretty damn good at it.
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