While I was helping pack, there’s a conveniencestore across the street from the apartment I’m moving out of, and I used to go there all the time for the past 5 years. I heard this automated camera robot in the parking lot say “thank you for shopping at [store].” I was just thinking, “Thank you for being here. It’s been an honor.”

I just received the news that me and my family are being evicted from our apartment complex in 3 months. We’ve lived here since 2014, and we haven’t been able to keep up with the rent ever since. I’m posting this because I don’t want you all to be worried about me, as I may be inactive for a long time.

Just realised I have not yet graced my followers with the Little Old Lady, so let me fix that right now!

This is Jess - she is 11 years old, but she has a defective ovary that has stunted her growth, so she's rather kittenlike in appearance. She is sadly quite poorly, as a cancerous growth was found in her abdomen and consequently she's a little shaky and has trouble keeping her food down. Every time my partner and I visit my mother-in-law's house, I always make sure to afford her special attention. She is very skittish and easily spooked, but will demand my attention every chance she can get! XD

Shhhh... she is hiding

“Wait…………👁👄👁👏👏👏👏👏👏👏”

-Kaidan, 4E 201

WE GOT AN APARTMENT WE’RE GOING THERE ON SATURDAY OR MONDAY WOOHOO

I just received the news that me and my family are being evicted from our apartment complex in 3 months. We’ve lived here since 2014, and we haven’t been able to keep up with the rent ever since. I’m posting this because I don’t want you all to be worried about me, as I may be inactive for a long time.

Today marks the date of which I ascend to level 16. (Is my birthday)

I remember I was playing Skyrim, I had just been visiting Riften to check on the orphanage, and had seen that the headmistress had fallen onto a sword! I left the scene to definitely report the tragedy, when the Courier had teleported to me, and handed me a letter of inheritance. Brenuin of Whiterun had been killed (I don’t know how it happened, but I actually was sad.) and had left me in his will. He gave me 100 gold. He was a beggar… And I inherited 100 gold from him for giving him some Argonian ale and 10 Septims- oh shit he probably died from the Argonian ale-

WE STAY WINNING AS FUCKIN ALWAYS

Me, reading a fic with the tag "slow burn" that has 50+ chapters:

The fic six chapters in:

Before the clock hits midnight where I am, it's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

style experiment

Hi everyone, little update... While I got some holiday drawings scheduled in advance, I'll be taking a tiny break from social media.

A few hours ago, I lost someone very dear to me, and I need time to grieve...

//CW GUNS

Sometimes I wonder, what would action movies be like of we stopped trying to advance guns when we made it to the Blunderbuss.

*ClackClackClackClack*

“TELL ME WHERE MY SON IS!

*ClackClackClackClack*

“OR YOU’RE GONNA DIE!”

*ClackClackClackClackClackClack*

“IN FIVE MINUTES!”

I just received the news that me and my family are being evicted from our apartment complex in 3 months. We’ve lived here since 2014, and we haven’t been able to keep up with the rent ever since. I’m posting this because I don’t want you all to be worried about me, as I may be inactive for a long time.

Yeah, don’t worry, I’m alright.

What the Fuuu-

This made me choke on my yogurt. So, thank you for making me laugh so hard I literally almost died. I needed this.

What the Fuuu-