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doctorguilty · 42 minutes
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its working
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doctorguilty · 2 hours
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@oswednesday
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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doctorguilty · 3 hours
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feeling kinda overwhelmed this week just like in general, like just a general overwhelmed feeling, probably because days are going by too quickly and I'm flying to quebec in a couple days (and nothing is ready on my end)
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doctorguilty · 4 hours
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can i go to your house on monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday and sunday
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doctorguilty · 4 hours
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doctorguilty · 4 hours
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doctorguilty · 4 hours
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I slept the whole day to recover from yesterday...........like. woke up at midnight. chronic fatigue a bitch (btw got into an argument with my mom b/c she tried to tell me I could cure my autoimmune disorder with "spiritual healing" and I was like "there is no CURE for autoimmune disorders" and she was like "there is just not in 'western medicine'" and I almost started screaming)
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doctorguilty · 4 hours
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within the past hour the NYPD raided Colombia university where no press is currently being allowed btw
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doctorguilty · 8 hours
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simple tutorial on how to make those bottlecap buttons you see everywhere
you'll need:
bottlecap•soda tab•safety pin•pliers•sandpaper/file•paint/paint markers/smth to decorate with•clear nail polish
remove the print on the buttons using a file or the sandpaper
(if you wanna keep the print skip this step, use a cloth to protect the print from scratches when folding down the sides of the cap)
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fold down opposing sides of the cap, to help add in the safety pin
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bend the tab at a slight angle, insert it into the cap. make sure the side of the safety pin that can not open is the one stuck under the tab
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fold down one side of the cap to lock the tab in place, then try and press the tab as flat as you can, to lock the safety pin in place (prevents the buttons from moving on the safety pin, if you like rattling buttons, skip this step)
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fold down all other sides of the cap
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cover the button in one or more base layers of paint
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add ur design (i use paint or paint markers for good coverage and vibrant colors)
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cover that in one or two layers of nail polish, it will protect the button from rain and the paint from cracking
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thats it, lemme know if you want tutorials on anything else, i like making em.
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doctorguilty · 10 hours
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put a little more olive oil in that pan I'm not driving
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doctorguilty · 12 hours
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doctorguilty · 14 hours
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Early 1900s Oyster Pendant, Gold and Pearl
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doctorguilty · 16 hours
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2019-01-27
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doctorguilty · 18 hours
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Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions
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doctorguilty · 20 hours
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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doctorguilty · 22 hours
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Green frog. I'm sure a predator would've had a harder time seeing it in the duckweed....
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doctorguilty · 24 hours
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i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account
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