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you would also need a straight rule and probably a french curve as well, which is difficult considering we don鈥檛 even have France
currently thinking about the fact that Xanathar鈥檚 Guide says if you are proficient in Weaver鈥檚 Tools, you can create a whole ass outfit for a creature as part of a long rest
EXCUSE ME??? And without a sewing machine? Hand-sewing an outfit in 8 hours??? Forget about being exhausted at the end of that 8 hours, I wouldn鈥檛 even finish the shirt! What kind of outfit would I make? A LOINCLOTH??? Jeremy Crawford I swear to god.
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currently thinking about the fact that Xanathar鈥檚 Guide says if you are proficient in Weaver鈥檚 Tools, you can create a whole ass outfit for a creature as part of a long rest
EXCUSE ME??? And without a sewing machine? Hand-sewing an outfit in 8 hours??? Forget about being exhausted at the end of that 8 hours, I wouldn鈥檛 even finish the shirt! What kind of outfit would I make? A LOINCLOTH??? Jeremy Crawford I swear to god.
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Eldritch Blast
cantrip evocation
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Bioluminescence Defense
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not impersonal acquaintances and not friends but a secret third thing. (we鈥檙e in the same regular online d&d group)
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LRRSA (lesser restoration-resistant Staphylococcus aureus)
LoHRSA (lay on hands-resistant Staphylococcus aureus)
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i think the next one-shot i write might be a romeo and juliet story about the forbidden love of the snon (snail son) of the Sning (snail king) with the slaughter (slug daughter) of the Slempress (slug empress)
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i feel like we as DMs don鈥檛 explore the 鈥渞andom minion enemy has gun for some reason for comedic purposes but also spices up combat鈥 trope enough
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i've decided to hand draw NPC character portraits to deliberately give them a childish cartoony aesthetic and i would just like everybody to know i gave the Slempress big badonkers. Just absolutely huge slitties.
i think the next one-shot i write might be a romeo and juliet story about the forbidden love of the snon (snail son) of the Sning (snail king) with the slaughter (slug daughter) of the Slempress (slug empress)
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*casts Girl Beam with my 4th level spell slot
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*casts Girl Beam with my 4th level spell slot
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so i posted a listing for a one-shot in a few D&D servers i鈥檓 in and a couple of guys (?) hit me up and said they wanted to join, and that they were buddies. my process is to ask them a few questions and then select from the pool of all interested parties who messaged me.
it鈥檚 a very short list of questions and part of it is to ask their name, age, and pronouns. One of them answered that they didn鈥檛 have pronouns and the other just gave their name. Both of them have standard White Boy names and are in their early 20鈥瞫.
Should I consider these a red flag? If somebody applies for your game like this, do you immedietely think they might be redpilled dudebros who are gonna be a problem?
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Self recognition through the otter. Looking at an aquatic mustelid and going yep that me. Is that anything?
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Last night was the last session of the long campaign I was in for a year and a half. I played a 13th level protector aasimar life cleric and at the start of the final battle I asked for Divine Intervention and bargained with god that I could sacrifice my life to increase the probability of intervention.
So anyway that鈥檚 how I fought the BBEG Undead King as a Solar and even got the final blow in. In my head the final fight sountrack was definitely Butterfly from the OG Digimon (cause of the angels thing).
I gotta say it鈥檚 very catholic and on-brand of him for his happy ending to be dying as a martyr. Rest in peace Beric the Cleric <3
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DM: Alright everyone, have a good night, but just remember! [Hangs up the call]
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