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Dirk Gently's Incorrect Quotes Agency
An incorrect quotes blog for Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Updates in chunks whenever I have the energy to get a few done at once, but spread over a few days. Submissions/suggestions/requests very welcome.
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Saw this and had to make it Brotzly…
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You are right, but tragically there wasn’t a scene that worked quite as well for the quote with Farah in.
Dirk: You killed one of ours, Olga. Now we’re coming after you. You will be dead by nightfall.
Todd: Hey, it’s Öga För Öga, idiot. Swedish for “an eye for an eye.” It means the Swedes killed the Cardenas.
Dirk: … Wrong number. Have a lovely day.
(Source: The Umbrella Academy)
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Dirk: You killed one of ours, Olga. Now we’re coming after you. You will be dead by nightfall.
Todd: Hey, it’s Öga För Öga, idiot. Swedish for “an eye for an eye.” It means the Swedes killed the Cardenas.
Dirk: ... Wrong number. Have a lovely day.
(Source: The Umbrella Academy)
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#dirk gently#Todd Brotzman#don't ask why todd gets capitalisation#quote source: the umbrella academy
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Mysterious Voice: Come into the sewerrrr ...
Dirk: Um ... no thank you, my good man.
Todd: Well, now we’re in a sewer.
(Quote source: What We Do In the Shadows (TV))
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#dirk gently#Todd Brotzman#quote source: wwdits
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Ken: If you’ve got any questions just ask.
Friedkin: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Ken: If you’ve got any relevant questions just ask.
(Source: Misfits)
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#Ken Adams#hugo friedkin#quote source: misfits
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Sherlock Hobbs: You say every woman is the woman of your dreams.
Tina: I have a lot of dreams! And most of them are about women. Apart from the one where I have the body of a crab.
(Source: Ghosts)
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#tina tevetino#sherlock hobbs#quote source: ghosts
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And I’m back!
It’s been ... well, I last updated in May 2018 and it’s now July 2020. My health went seriously downhill and this blog fell off the priority list.
But, hey, at least a global pandemic has given me the chance to rest up ... ish.
Anyway, let’s kick this reboot off with bisexual disaster Tina Tevetino and something she definitely said.
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Sherlock: I'm going to assume that whatever it is you're doing is entirely legal.
Farah: Of course.
Todd: Entirely.
Sherlock: Right. Wasn't here. Didn’t see it. Couldn’t have stopped you.
Farah: Good idea.
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#sherlock hobbs#farah black#Todd Brotzman#Quote Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Dirk: … Sunglasses?
Todd: Did you think I didn't own an accessory for the specific purpose of sassily telling people to deal with it?
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#dirk gently#Todd Brotzman#farah black#quote source: order of the stick
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Todd: What's your blood type?
Dirk: How would I know?
Todd: How would you not?!
Dirk: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Todd: You don't know your OWN blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#farah black#dirk gently#Todd Brotzman#quote source: archer
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Amanda: Dirk told us his real name. I'm not allowed to say it in front of you.
Todd: Seriously?
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#amanda brotzman#Todd Brotzman#dirk gently#mentioned#quote source: leverage
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Mona: Oh, Friedkin. Good, come on.
Friedkin: Is this an escape? Because you are very bad at it.
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#mona wilder#hugo friedkin#dirk gently#quote source: leverage#apparently it is trash soldier appreciation time#I just keep finding friedkin quotes
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Friedkin: People always ask me how I pronounce my name. Freed-kin or Fried-kin. I always tell them the same thing. How dare you speak to me?
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#hugo friedkin#quote source: jeff goldblum
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Friedkin: Mona turned herself into a gun, because she knows I love guns, so I went to pick it up to admire it and then she transformed into a chain like 'mblergh! It's me!' and choked me.
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#hugo friedkin#mona wilder#quote source: thor: ragnarok
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Dirk to Riggins: Well, I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit.
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#dirk gently#quote source: the adventure zone
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Todd: I've only had Dirk for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#Todd Brotzman#dirk gently#patrick spring's manly jaw#quote source: b99
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Todd: I spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut the hell up.
Dirk: Is it me?
Todd: It’s always you.
#DGHDA#Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency#incorrect quotes#Todd Brotzman#dirk gently#quote source: bojack horseman
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