I only just got into this dropout tv shit and I love it so fucking much

jesus fucking christ what was that Breaking News episode... 

Me: *Wanting to throw a boomerang* Me: hhhhhhhhh h h but what if it happens THIS time???

Ohh fuck you guys weren’t lying, the whole plot of the metal gears series for the most part is deadass just a gay love story, I thought yall were just playing and overstating the homosexual undertones lmao

no but like SERIOUSLY this is just a posts-from-a-weider-timeline tier shitpost like you’re telling me some bitch wouldn’t be going ‘tbh still not sure about the chris pratt cast for mario in the new mario movie but seth rogen’s performance as donkey kong was surprisingly well done’ and then you’d go “oh haha that’s kind of wacky, good thing this is just some shit post right?” NOPE hahaha we were LIVING IN the wacky weirder timeline AU this whole damn TIME

The absolute fucking whiplash of the super mario bros movie casting not being some whole ass shitpost like... ????????????????? these are people I’D choose for shits and giggles what the FUCK i have fell asleep and woken up in clown world.

Being a dad does NOT inherently make you a DILF.  Being a DILF, much like being a MILF, is more so an aesthetic outwardly presented rather than anything objective. Not all dads are DILFs, not all moms are MILFs. The sooner people start realizing this the easier our future will be. 

anyone else love those youtube videos that are playlists like ‘POV you will never be put back together again.’ or ‘pov you are getting chic fil a for the last time with your comfort character’ or ‘pov you are scrimbo bo bobo baba’ with the aesthetic ass text for the titles and like one of the first three songs are always nobody or washing machine heart or is that just me

new reaction gif just dropped

my friends talk about furry babes and anime waifus for days on end, but if I say “Jack Black radiates sex appeal”, suddenly I’m the weird one?

A gunky universe is totally kiki but a junky universe is definitely bouba 

Shang-Chi walked so Sonic and the Secret Rings could run.  No, I will not be elaborating.