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I'm sorry for not mentioning bogs, swamps, mires, and murky waters lately
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Give it to me Miyazaki style señor Gaiman I’m waiting
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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i want to roast my thoughts like the marshmallow
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I WILL throw up in your face don’t test me
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literally me every single night
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bad circulation gang rise up!!!
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If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.
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Woke up early and got the zoomies within an hour now I’m fighting to stay awake
it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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if you can't handle me at my worst (naruto phase) you don't deserve me at my best (also naruto phase)
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