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#theyre trying to hype him up so bad im in tears#sindri voice: nooo atreus the grey ashy matted fur compliments your skin so well honest#atreus : do you mean it 🥺#god of war
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Bowser junior doodles
If Luigi is mama Luigi, then its Uncle Mario and Auntie Peachy to you! :]
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#mario being the cool uncle so true so true#reminds of my one older cousin who would organize boxing matches between all the younger kids when i was like 8 years olf#he wouldnt let me join in on the fun bcuz he was worried i was “maim” the other kids or something smh#mario
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i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste
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My favpurite kind of Bowuigi fanart is "Mario you're homophobic??" "No?? That's fucking BOWSER"
#mario and luigi r just my ocs recolored its so crazy#everyones like zucky nooo youre homophobic :(( why cant you just be happy for your sister :((#and hes like THATS THE FUCKING TASMANIAN DEVIL SHES DATING#the tasmanian devil in question being eshana which . fair honestly#mario#double edged
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#throwback to this video#i still remember literally crying over it at 1 in the morning while studying for a math final or exam or whatever#high school core memory fr#changed me as a person#i remember showing it to my friend the next day at school and fighting back tears while watching it again#dirtycumslut117 you genuinely changed my life
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does the ending recontexualise the beginning, that’s the question.
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Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”
“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”
“NOOOOOOO!”
#ME ME ME ME#i cant even remember the amount of times i did stuff like this at camp last summer#a kid asks me how old i am#and im like well you know it was actually my birthday last week i just turned 1 billion years old#and they go insane#or alternatively i tell them i was born just this morning#they loose it its so funny#the counting out of order thing is so true#once this kid was like i can count to one hundred or soemthing and i was like alright go ahead little man#and whnever he reached six i was like no silly thats no a real number#its 1 2 3 4 5 7#and hed like noooo i learned it in school its a real number#and id be like well my buddy the school principal said no so :/#its so funny kids are so funny
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the uquiz is done and it makes no sense <3 i'll post it in a sec
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jesse. jesse we have to cook
#URGHHHH these are all so shaped its like you took the actors and hit them with the cartoonify-ator 3000 beam#breaking bad
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im sad that the person in twitter who made this deleted their account because this video is just so influential to me
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12,000 people harmonizing Hey Jude at Pentatonix concert in Des moines
#ourghhhhh this rlly reminds me of when me and my coworkers from last summer went karaokeing#and the last song we did before getting kicked out was hey jude#and i had never heard the song before#and i was just going off how they were singing it but it was so so fun#felt magical fr#im not even gonna lie i think its one of my best memories
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if jesse and nacho ever worked for gus and mike at the same time, it’d follow the exact format of “step brothers” where they would beat the shit out of each other for a month, then watch shark week together and become best friends
#ops tags so true so true#breaking bad#need them to meet so bad 4ever heartbroken it never happened n never will <//3
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BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH I MADE YOU MY BITCH , BITCH
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