The moon has never needed to be full to be breathtaking…

It is people who get caught up in perfection. Perfection sells. Perfect grades, measurements, styles, etc. But nature isn’t that way. Nature is imperfectly perfect. And we, as humans, are too. Before you grab the latest gadget or clothes, before you repeat what someone else has said, or blindly buy the latest brand and fall into a mindset of ‘perfect thinking’ of what you must do to fit in with society, think for yourself “Am I doing this because I want to do this or am I being influenced by an outside force?” Do what you do because you are being true to yourself; because you are being true to your nature. Simply put, by our imperfect nature we ARE perfectly human. Embrace your imperfectly perfect self.

So this guy at my new job is munching on cucumber pieces but you guys, he looks like a rabbit, who is educated and wears specs.

Interviewer : So you should know that we never miss deadlines. We are the support group, so there can only be delays from development, never from us.

Me: Right, so we hope they screw up! *smiles*

Interviewer: *looks at me like I killed her pet* We should always think positive. This is not the way to think.

I. MUST. NOT. MAKE. JOKES. EVER.

Job Interviews

If an die right now, I can save so many people so much disappointment.

I never understood what sexual tension looked like until i watched that scene in pride and prejudice (2005) when lizzy and darcy dance at the netherfield ball and liTERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM DISAPPEARS

Needs New Friends

I need new friends because I am too proud to call my now friends and tell them I miss talking to them. Also because I am actually bored of them but I am too scared to say it because they know too many secrets. And,

Me : Mummy, aaj khane main kya hai.

Mummy : Teendey!

Me : Nahi chaar de. *laughs hysterically*

*No dinner*

Sabhyasachi versus food

Watching all the Sabhyasachi bride pictures has made me realise that I’ll never be one of those beautiful brides! Not because I am not pretty, or marriageable or don’t have that much money. But boss, itne gehne pehen ke main itna saara khana kaise khaoongi. #BrideWantsFood #Priorities

Like my family paid for all that food. Imma lick my plate to get my money’s worth. Make Papa proud.